Should I lose my virginity to an escort tomorrow for 100 euros?

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Now there's a somewhat rare opportunity. Only tomorrow. 30 minutes with 1 cum limit is 100 euros. The cheapest usual price for a foreigner. I'd prefer domestic for better communication and 100% surely doing it voluntarily, but they are too expensive.

Negatives:

- pussy is naturally hairy, not even trimmed
- does not offer kissing

but she has mostly positive reviews. Most that come here don't allow reviews or don't have them (and I search all the review sites).

 

[trying to ascend]

 

[Transcended Trucel]

kind of unideal escort but probably worth a try if you know you will not get oneitis or emotionally attached to whore.

 

[Macrocephalus]

Yes.
This week I'll probably indulge in escortcelling myself too

 

[Transcended Trucel]

If you want to then go for it

that’s something that’d happen to me XD

it's happened to a few on the forum. one guy became suicidal cause of it.

 

[Longbowman]

go for it. experience sex and tell us how it feels.

 

[PPEcel]

No. Find someone who goes full service gfe and does kissing

 

[Irredeemable]

In my opinion, escortcelling should preferably be done under "ideal" circumstances, if at all.

 

[epillepsy]

If you want to then go for it

 

[Cuckoja]

Do it, it would be good if you jerked off beforehand and then take viagra or some shit and keep the erection and sex longer.

 

[PPEcel]

Do you want him to have a mental breakdown and cry

it feels so fucking good hooooolynfuck

 

[Michael15651]

I personally wouldn’t but you do you. Make sure they aren’t infected with AIDS or anything.

 

[Nigger Burger]

does not offer kissing

I don't get why someone would want to kiss a cum dumpster

 

[Mountainbikecel]

i like hairy

 

[PPEcel]

I’d cry cause I’d have more of an experience on what I was missing out on

foids smell sooooo gud

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

No. Find someone who goes full service gfe and does kissing

There aren't any. Even some domestic escorts that do kissing have not offered kissing since the corona-times began. But they still charge the same price or even increased (30 minutes from 150 to 160 euros, happened last year) them.

You are in London, but I am in a place where in many days there aren't even a single whore/escort/prostitute available that day. And I definitely want someone with positive reviews and who allows reviews on the site so I can leave a bad review (so that I have some leverage over her in the meeting) and ruin her business, because bad experience could be really crushing and 100 euros already is a lot to me, so I don't want it wasted for bad experience. During the last month, two or three, there hasn't been anyone I'd even consider like this one I am considering despite the negatives (hairy pussy, no kissing, I am not getting horny looking at her).

In my opinion, escortcelling should preferably be done under "ideal" circumstances, if at all.

What are those ideal circumstances?

If you want to then go for it

I don't even want to. I just can't take it anymore never seen and touched a woman.

 

[PPEcel]

There aren't any. Even some domestic escorts that do kissing have not offered kissing since the corona-times began. But they still charge the same price or even increased (30 minutes from 150 to 160 euros, happened last year) them.

You are in London, but I am in a place where in many days there aren't even a single whore/escort/prostitute available that day. And I definitely want someone with positive reviews and who allows reviews on the site so I can leave a bad review (so that I have some leverage over her in the meeting) and ruin her business, because bad experience could be really crushing and 100 euros already is a lot to me, so I don't want it wasted for bad experience. During the last month, two or three, there hasn't been anyone I'd even consider like this one I am considering despite the negatives (hairy pussy, no kissing, I am not getting horny looking at her).

What are those ideal circumstances?

I don't even want to. I just can't take it anymore never seen and touched a woman.

ive never fucked a foid that didnt have a shaved pussy tbh but brocel I wish the best of luck whatever you chose

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

Try it maybe you will low inhib max.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I personally wouldn’t but you do you. Make sure they aren’t infected with AIDS or anything.

And your age? AIDS is veeery unlikely to get in condom sex, even without condom it's 1 % chance.

Why would you even wanna kiss a whore?

ask PPEcel.
because I have never kissed

Whatever makes you less misrable.

Yes, the debate is; am I more miserable losing 100 euros and losing my virginity or keeping virginity and keeping 100 euros while crying when hearing neighbours having sex while I have dreamed about the situation SINCE LATE 1990'S?

It's a fucking hard question. I could buy three years of Brazilian Xbox Live codes and convert them to Game Pass Ultimate for 100 euros... 3 years against 30 seconds (optimistic, I'd probably cum with the first or second thrust).

ive never fucked a foid that didnt have a shaved pussy tbh but brocel I wish the best of luck whatever you chose

Yeah, it is rare. I'd have to ask her about her pussy hair.

 

[Deleted member 34664]

Mogs me, as you live in a place where it's legal and can even see reviews so you're gonna be safe doing it........

(optimistic, I'd probably cum with the first or second thrust).

If you're gonna wear a condom you could just finish and then keep on going w/o telling her. I've also heard that if you bust before it'll lower the excitement a bit so that you're not so sensitive, hence, you'll be able to last a little longer.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Mogs me, as you live in a place where it's legal and can even see reviews so you're gonna be safe doing it........

The same site operates in countries where it is illegal and the site is illegal here also, but not the act of buying sex, just advertising. Brothels illegal also and illegal brothels do not exist. How does the legal situation affect reviews? Everything is the same over the border in Sweden, despite the law difference.

If you're gonna wear a condom you could just finish and then keep on going w/o telling her.

Can't do that. I lose all the interest and erection and it is not allowed, because the condom will slip away.

I've also heard that if you bust before it'll lower the excitement a bit so that you're not so sensitive, hence, you'll be able to last a little longer.

My refractory period is measured in hours. I am not young any more.
Seriously, can't we get more than 18 votes, 17 if not including me?

If we get more than 100 Yes-votes, I will go. I may be rejected though, this escort is notable for rejecting some clients/not responding to all men.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

She unlisted her ad some time this morning, probably because she was fully booked for the day. Opportunity gone. Her ad was online for only a few hours. This location is full of desperate, sex-starved surplus men, we need more escorts here.

I would not have gone, because I slept only 4 hours at most, only food I got contained garlic so I ate it and garlic causes bad breath. Too hot weather also, I rather go when it's 10 Celsius degrees outside. I am super sweaty all the time: https://incels.is/threads/i-cant-ev...etc-because-my-hands-are-super-sweaty.304069/

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Now there's a somewhat rare opportunity. Only tomorrow. 30 minutes with 1 cum limit is 100 euros. The cheapest usual price for a foreigner. I'd prefer domestic for better communication and 100% surely doing it voluntarily, but they are too expensive.

Negatives:

- pussy is naturally hairy, not even trimmed
- does not offer kissing

but she has mostly positive reviews. Most that come here don't allow reviews or don't have them (and I search all the review sites).

Go to a brothel in Amsterdam instead.

 

[Gauleiter]

- pussy is naturally hairy, not even trimmed

what else would it be? unless you're hiring child prostitutes

 

[Black&Red]

100 e for trash pussy is too much, depends where you live, but for me it is too much asking specially for a hairy cunt.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

Do it. Also why would you kiss a prostitute?

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Do it. Also why would you kiss a prostitute?

He wants physical affection and touch a foid passionately as well.

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

Sounds like shit. 30 minutes for your first time? 1 cum? No. I would say you need an hour and/or at least 2 cums. Plus no kissing so you have to hold back if you feel drawn to it.

No. Find someone who goes full service gfe and does kissing

 

[Deleted member 27159]

He wants physical affection and touch a foid passionately as well.

Affection in a romantic sense doesn’t really exist

 

[Sportbro]

i like hairy

 

[fast_curry]

If I were you I'd save up more money and lose my virginity to a gigastacy

 

[PPEcel]

did you do it

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

did you do it

I already answered in this thread: https://incels.is/threads/should-i-...t-tomorrow-for-100-euros.304079/#post-6940390

She took her ad offline before 9 AM, because too many clients contacting and the day already fully booked. Now it is back online, but she is in a different municipality. So I could not do it even if I would have decided to do it. Now there's no-one here and no-one even has published plans coming.

Sounds like shit. 30 minutes for your first time? 1 cum? No. I would say you need an hour and/or at least 2 cums. Plus no kissing so you have to hold back if you feel drawn to it.

1 hour is 200 euros and 30 minutes is 100 euros. If I am going to spend 200 euros, I rather take two 30 minutes. I can't cum twice even within 2 hour meeting. I have no interest/ability for several hours after cumming.

Are you virgin also?

 

[Deleted member 23518]

No. Embrace the semen retention cope

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

If I were you I'd save up more money and lose my virginity to a gigastacy

You really think I am using my last 100 euros for this? Of course not. If that is the case, then one should not consider buying sex, unless just about to suicide and use all savings before that.

100 e for trash pussy is too much, depends where you live, but for me it is too much asking specially for a hairy cunt.

100 euros is the absolute minimum price here (some offer 15 minutes for 80 euros, but doubling the time is only 20 euros more, so...). I live in Finland. Yesterday I read that in Vienna one can have intercourse for 30-40 euros, in Belgium, Netherlands, Germany also... all of those have higher wages than us, but buying sex is much less expensive and considering the wages, much more affordable there.

Go to a brothel in Amsterdam instead.

Travelling, hotels etc. makes it much more expensive. + last time I checked, they don't let tourist in. And I have no vaccine passport.

 

[fast_curry]

You really think I am using my last 100 euros for this? Of course not. If that is the case, then one should not consider buying sex, unless just about to suicide and use all savings before that.

If you have extra money then that's one more reason why you should spend more to get a better whore who actually offers kissing and has shaved pussy. I know male virginity is worthless nowadays, but I think it still makes sense to treat yourself better if it's your first time.

I'm not an escortcel (yet) so don't take my opinion too seriously. It's all up to you.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

If you have extra money then that's one more reason why you should spend more to get a better whore who actually offers kissing and has shaved pussy. I know male virginity is worthless nowadays, but I think it still makes sense to treat yourself better if it's your first time.

I'm not an escortcel (yet) so don't take my opinion too seriously. It's all up to you.

I don't have extra money! But this is necessary expense at this age. Almost all escorts have shaved or trimmed pussy, it's just this one that does not. Some offer kissing for 100 or 120 euros. But in my town there is literally no-one at the moment! There is no choice here!

 

[PPEcel]

I don't have extra money! But this is necessary expense at this age. Almost all escorts have shaved or trimmed pussy, it's just this one that does not. Some offer kissing for 100 or 120 euros. But in my town there is literally no-one at the moment! There is no choice here!

Dude just travel

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Dude just travel

I don't have a car or even driver's licence. And the distances are big here. Even with a car it would take many hours or whole day to get to a location where there are always escorts to select. Only really 3 places: Turku, Tampere, Helsinki. And I live in the northern part of the country. Largest real city is Murmansk, but impossible to go there.

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

1 hour is 200 euros and 30 minutes is 100 euros. If I am going to spend 200 euros, I rather take two 30 minutes. I can't cum twice even within 2 hour meeting. I have no interest/ability for several hours after cumming.

Are you virgin also?

Hmm yeah I see. I saw your comment about the refractory period. Tbh now that I think about it, it has gotten longer for me as well. However I could probably cum twice in an hour with some hot bitch for sure. Maybe 3. A few years ago it probably would have been 5 times. Perhaps that explains one of my earlier questions about why some escorts only want men +30 years old.

Yes I'm a virgin mid 20s.

Only really 3 places: Turku, Tampere, Helsinki. And I live in the northern part of the country. Largest real city is Murmansk, but impossible to go there.

It's over. I was going to ask "do you live in Helsinki or Tampere? If so you mog me hard since the escorts there are way better." You live where there are basically zero escorts lol.

If I lived in Tampere I would be happier. Could always go to hot escorts (or at least once a week for 30 minutes, 100 euros), especially this thick one I like.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Now there's a new opportunity coming, but I am sweating too much. I have to wash my hands with cold water every 30 seconds when typing. Hands, feet, armpits, back, even groins were dripping sweat to the floor when I had to listen my neighbours having sex and was so distressed and anxious.

Then you can imagine how anxious and sweating I would be travelling in the summer heat by bicycle to the escort's apartment (distance at least 10 km) as a 31 year old virgin.

 

[lumipallo]

Then you can imagine how anxious and sweating I would be travelling in the summer heat by bicycle

Yeah, summer escortcelling isn't fun, the heat and sweating ruin the experience. RIP if her apartment doesn't have AC.

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

kind of unideal escort but probably worth a try if you know you will not get oneitis or emotionally attached to whore.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Yeah, summer escortcelling isn't fun, the heat and sweating ruin the experience. RIP if her apartment doesn't have AC.

I can't even play videogames or write (with pen or keyboard), interact with people, get a job etc. etc. because my hands are super-sweaty

My hands are literally dripping wet almost all the time when awake. If I try to play my PS4 or Xbox One, I have to wash my hands after 30 seconds - 2 minutes using the coldest water I can get from the tap. There is a cure, but it costs 850 euros (iontophoresis device). That is a lot for...

incels.is

My super difficult sweating problem is not related to summers. It makes it somewhat more difficult, but it is already so bad situation that it does not matter. My hands would be super cold and super wet all the time, no escort will allow me to touch her skin, because my hands are very cold always. And wet. Dripping wet. Feet also.

Best time is not winter either. Best time is when it is 10 Celsius degrees outside in the mid-day. So September is best.

 

[lumipallo]

My hands would be super cold and super wet all the time

Lol then we have that in common. I've had sweaty palms since puberty, girls refused to hold my hand in dance class and boys refused to shake my hand. I also sweat like an animal in general from very little exertion.
Are the docs certain it's hyperhidrosis and not just neurotic? Do your hands get better when you're asleep or when you forget about it for a moment?
And don't worry about the escort, she won't care probably, if she does she won't say anything anyway. I had the exact same worry about my hands and touching before I went, no complaints so far.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Now there's a somewhat rare opportunity. Only tomorrow. 30 minutes with 1 cum limit is 100 euros. The cheapest usual price for a foreigner. I'd prefer domestic for better communication and 100% surely doing it voluntarily, but they are too expensive.

Negatives:

- pussy is naturally hairy, not even trimmed
- does not offer kissing

but she has mostly positive reviews. Most that come here don't allow reviews or don't have them (and I search all the review sites).

Complete guide to escortcelling

So as I promised in another thread, after the demands of some fellowcels, I post this guide for people who want to escortcel. I will try to make this guide as detailed but as clear as possible. I have been escortcelling for the past 2 years. I actually fucked 3 of them 3 years back when I was on...

incels.is

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Complete guide to escortcelling

So as I promised in another thread, after the demands of some fellowcels, I post this guide for people who want to escortcel. I will try to make this guide as detailed but as clear as possible. I have been escortcelling for the past 2 years. I actually fucked 3 of them 3 years back when I was on...

incels.is

Nothing relevant to my problems. I've read that long ago. Nothing new to me there.

You don't have comment on this?: https://incels.is/threads/i-dont-un...t-at-the-same-time.301251/page-3#post-6989266

 

[BlkPillPres]

Nothing relevant to my problems. I've read that long ago. Nothing new to me there.

You don't have comment on this?: https://incels.is/threads/i-dont-un...t-at-the-same-time.301251/page-3#post-6989266

There's nothing to respond too (@PPEcel addressed it well) and I posted that thread because instead of asking random people you can use information from a veteran to decide whether or not to make the decision

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

There's nothing to respond too (@PPEcel addressed it well) and I posted that thread because instead of asking random people you can use information from a veteran to decide whether or not to make the decision

I will lose my virginity to an escort, that is already decided. It is only a matter of practicalities. I've said this actually already last year.

 

[CopeEmpire]

I hope you didn't do it brocel