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I lost my virginity to a prostitute

I read it all and he's right
I've never been to a prostitute and never will, I bet it must suck

because the best part of sex is the chase before and the cuddling together afterwards,
plus the first 10minutes before cumming

guys that go to prostitutes literally miss 2 of the best parts
 
i'd imagine protected sex must suck some serious ass.
 
I'm a 21 yo 6'2 ugly Croatcel. Last weeekend I went on a 12 hour round trip to Vienna to lose my virginity to a hooker because prostitution is legal in Austria and registered ones are supposed to have regular check-ups for STDs. I originally wanted to make this post a PSA for you guys to go to a hooker ASAP, but after mulling it over for a while, I'm not so sure and I'll explain why and also recount my experience.
I ended up going to two different hookers the same night and buying half an hour with each. Both times it was over extremely fast. They both indicated when they wanted me to cum so I'm not sure if they ripped me off, or if half an hour really goes by that fast. They both commented on my penis size, calling it big (7.5 inches) which I found really off-putting and they generally had this whorey manner of conduct. I wanted an intimate girlfriend experience, not to be treated like a pornstar and for them to stroke my ego. I'm writing this for you guys to know what to expect, most whores don't know how to act any other way.
I first went to an Asian studio to indulge my yellow fever and because I expected the noodlewhore to be a wet noodle in bed, since I thought it would be awkward either way the first time. I was right. My kissing and hugging was very awkward, and she ultimately felt like fucking a sex doll. She was probably a couple years older than me and had a generic Chinese, but cute face and wasn't chubby or fat, but was quite a slob, to be honest. I paid €60 to fuck her with condom and to finish with a condom-less handjob into her mouth. Now here's the kicker - the death grip syndrome is real. I fit almost completely in both of the girls and I don't know if it's because of the condom, but I could hardly feel anything. I could feel the most in reverse cowgirl, or when she would be also stroking my balls and crotch. Otherwise, almost nothing. The noodlewhore was mostly passive, and when she was on top of me and I tried to hold her and bounce her on my dick, she complained that my grip was hurting her. When I would want to kiss her, she would let me for a few seconds and then turn her cheek. She also complained when she couldn't finish me off and her arm was getting tired, and when I would direct her to stroke my balls and crotch she would stop after a few seconds. So I probably could've finished with a handjob if she was more active, but in the end I had to jerk off. All in all, she was a bad lay and I recommend against going to Asian whores. They're pretty but they can't fuck which is probably the reason why massage parlors with a happy ending are much more popular. If you have yellow fever, go for that. You'll get the same experience as me, but cheaper and you won't possibly expose yourself to STDs.
And now for the second whore I went to, well she was an honest to God 10/10. She was 20 years old, had a clean shaven, innie vagina, a perfect petite body (it was almost a carbon copy of Riley Reid's but with much more exquisite, lightly pink-colored nipples), beautiful forward growth and facial features (like a young Adriana Lima with freckles) and beautiful, long and healthy hair. She was all natural, didn't even wear make-up and honestly, I can't seem to find any flaw on her. I still cannot comprehend that in a city with over 7000 registered prostitutes I managed to stumble upon the one that catered to my preferences so perfectly. I paid €80 for fucking and blowjob, all with condom, and also €20 extra to be able to kiss her. This turned out to be a good investment because it was the only way to shut up her annoying "dirty talk." Her blowjob had some tooth to it so I'm glad I had a condom on. She also had this thing where she would wink at me occassionally. She looks hot doing it, but it also looked extremely fake and annoying. It was also really hot when she would moan directly into my ear, and she was a thousand times less passive than the noodlewhore (she knew what to do in specific positions and also initiate them), but that's more or less it. Again, I could hardly feel anything while inside her and had to finish jerking off (while she held my hand, which was nice of her).
Now, for what I've learned from this experience and what I have to say to you.
First of all, guys who masturbate once or more a day like I did - get on NoFap if you ever want to cum inside a woman. Use this as a motivation to stick to nofap. I surely will. Before I had sex I believed I would come the instant a girl touched my penis, but now I'm sure I could've lasted an hour or more if I didn't have a time limit.
And now for the controversial aspect of what I've learned from this experience. The normies are right. Sex really isn't anything special. Losing your virginity isn't anything special. To me, it felt like (and almost was) masturbation with extra steps. When I went out to the street after losing my virginity, all I could think was "Is this it? I this all there is to it?" I didn't feel any different to the person I was before. I went to the Prater amusement park, sat on a bench and just looked at all the couples, all the groups of people and considered all of the social dynamics among them stemming from that one simple act which isn't really all that special in the human experience (it's as normal as fapping). Our whole society is supposedly based on sex, but it isn't really. It's based on some conjured up idea of sex which hardly resembles the real, way less exciting thing. Note that the sex with the 10 didn't change my opinion. Yeah, it was better than with the noodlewhore, but the difference is as slight as the difference between a good and a disappointing fap. Which brings me to my next point. My opinion on escortcelling. I think you should visit an escort for your first time if you know it won't happen naturally any time soon, you think it will help you in some way and you don't have a fear of STDs (honestly, the fear of them is killing me these past few days and if someone had explained to me what sex is really like and I believed them, I never would have risked HIV for something so inane). But escortcelling any more after that, I don't get it. Risking STDs for something that is marginally better than fapping and only fun when you decide to spend hundreds of dollars extra for stuff that isn't just penis in vagina for a short amount of time doesn't sound appealing to me.
I've been completely disillusioned with sex with Stacy, my only goal now is to find a significant other, and if she's also attractive to me and is willing to put in effort in bed, the better (after all, I still see how sex can be fun if a price isn't tagged to every single kind of interaction and your partner is willing to engage in them for you). In a way, prostitutes are even more blackpilled than us. They see the mechanical and meaningless aspect of sex, and offer it at a exorbitant price to customers who don't know any better. I never thought I could be with a hooker, but if that 10 turned around that day and said she liked me, I would accept her and see if we're compatible.
What seems even worse to me now than before, is any promiscuous girl that isn't a hooker (with pornstars being a whole other story). With all that I said so far, what is the reason for not being in a loving and sexually full-filling LTR and instead opting for meaningless and mechanical sex with Chad if not serious psychological problems and insecurities. So you're a woman and you can, but why would you offer your body to anybody and enter all these risks and bad deals? That's right, hypergamy. It's a cope for sub8 women who can't hold down Chad. And if these women are our looksmatches', how can we trust them in a relationship, which is all we want?

Because you asked
TL;DR I share the whole experience with the two hookers I've had and then explain how sex is much, much less exciting than I thought it would be.
I escortcel as well, this is quite accurate. It's only really euphoric and pleasuarable when you cum and she keeps giving you head. And feels good when you don't have a condom on and she knows how to work her vaginal muscles so it's a lot tighter. With a condom there's barely any feeling and I can have sex for way too long.
 
Sex isn’t all that but having a girl to say that she loves you is literally drugs
 
I read the post in its entirety and I'm a bit of an ADDcels. You guys should concentrate more.

Other than that, solid post. My experience with escortcelling has been similar. But why would you go to such an expensive city as Vienna, while being a poor Slavcel? I'm sure there are plenty of cheaper prostitutes in the Balkans.
 
high iq thread
sex is overhyped for no reason
low iq if you can't read the full thing by yourself
 
I read the post in its entirety and I'm a bit of an ADDcels. You guys should concentrate more.

Other than that, solid post. My experience with escortcelling has been similar. But why would you go to such an expensive city as Vienna, while being a poor Slavcel? I'm sure there are plenty of cheaper prostitutes in the Balkans.
I didn't say I was a poor Slavcel. And there are several reasons I settled on Vienna. 1) It's legal there so there's no chance of getting into trouble and someone finding out about me going to a hooker. 2) I don't even know where to find a hooker here in Croatia, while there's a brothel in Vienna around every corner. 3) There's no way I'd manage to find 10/10 20 yo hooker in Zagreb. Vienna has the bigger population and desperate immigrant girls. 4) The girls are supposedly tested for STDs.
I'm torn on the last point now because what worth is disease testing if Croatia's rate of HIV is almost non-existent? I'll find out if I fucked up in the coming weeks and months.
 
Fuck you're right, how didn't I think of all those noodlewhores in a country that has a 99.9% white population? And how did I forget to use my precious height privilege in a country where 6' is literally the average height?
Shut up you fucking fakecel gtfo with your tall height and your big dick. If you can stop being an incel by moving then you are not a fucking incel retard...
 
Let me sum it up (I read 60%): I had sex with a hot prostitute, it felt really good. Did I mention I'm tall and have a big dick (cuck fakecel)? Go on no fap so you can cum inside more easily.

Did you really have to write that much?
 
This shitty thread is important because it just outed half the board as fakecels and escortcel cucks
 
I'm not a fakecel and neither am I an Escortcel cuck.

You can't lose your virginity to an Escort. It's merely enhanced physiotherapy. That's all massaging & exercising a different part of your body with their different body parts. You're still a virgin and Incel. Like I am. If it was sex the woman would have financially freely have given it to you. If it meant something she would have said "I love you" or "I like you". She didn't. She's an enhanced physiotherapist. That's all.

It's impossible for a married man or boyfriend to cheat on their SO with an escort because she's not doing it financially freely. It's artificial. She's doing her professional job of psychotherapist and physiotherapist.

Take it from me whose seen double digit escorts. Twenty but hey whose counting and who cares. It's not sex.
 
Full head of hair to?

Nice stats, Imagine being 5"8 ethnic with a micropenis and balding

I am balding too. I also have a weak chin, horrible acne scars, jew nose, prey eyes and invisible eyebrows. Everyone is trying to make me out to be bragging, when all I wanted was to share my experience and tell a story, which includes clueing the reader into who I am.
 
I am balding too. I also have a weak chin, horrible acne scars, jew nose, prey eyes and invisible eyebrows. Everyone is trying to make me out to be bragging, when all I wanted was to share my experience and tell a story, which includes clueing the reader into who I am.

sorry, i guess people would have more sympathy if you left out the height and penis size as they are above average
 
People may say it's a fanfic, mostly because of the height aspect and penis size, but i'm sure it's all true, I was there, btw, I was the second 10/10 prostitute.
 
My first time was similar, with a hooker - like you felt hardly anything at all.

This is not unusual. It does not mean that sex with a GF who has the hots for you and vice versa will be as bad - it will be fantastic.

Married guys get value for money because they have all the experience and they know what they want.
 
how tf does anyone read all this?
 
You can't lose your virginity to an Escort. It's merely enhanced physiotherapy. It's not sex.
That's a bizarre way to think.

What if you fucked a non-prostitute, but she wasn't attracted to you; does that count as sex? Does rape count as sex? I only bring this up because so many here think sex with a prostitute is not real sex.

Sex is penis going in vagina/mouth/ass. It can last 2 seconds, you don't cum, and it's still sex.

None of us are ever going to get validation from a woman; we'll be lucky to get a pity-fuck. If you think intimacy is necessary for sex, there is almost no chance of you ever losing your "virginity".

how tf does anyone read all this?
It's not that long, it just looks that way because there are no paragraph breaks. It could use editing though.
 
That's a bizarre way to think.

What if you fucked a non-prostitute, but she wasn't attracted to you; does that count as sex? Does rape count as sex? I only bring this up because so many here think sex with a prostitute is not real sex.

Sex is penis going in vagina/mouth/ass. It can last 2 seconds, you don't cum, and it's still sex.

None of us are ever going to get validation from a woman; we'll be lucky to get a pity-fuck. If you think intimacy is necessary for sex, there is almost no chance of you ever losing your "virginity".


It's not that long, it just looks that way because there are no paragraph breaks. It could use editing though.

If she wasn't attracted to you than she's masturbating you via a different body part.

Rape is sexual assault and abuse.

Pity fucking isn't sex. It's a chore.

Intimacy or desire is there for Sex between a woman and a Chad. That's all.
 
In all seriousness, OP's right in some points and there was some good insight from comments, I won't quote all of them so sorry if I repeat some thoughts, but here's some things I think it's worth noting:

Indeed, sex is overated (and maybe literally worthless) IF you make it with a prostitute or even for free with some stranger (although this modality can't happen to incels, it's pretty much the same, I heard some stories where girls wouldn't even kiss during one-night stands). And sex with condoms is also really not that great.

So yeah, having this kind of sex is basically masturbation with extra steps, it's like you're using someone else's body as your hand and breaking fucking news: it's not really that great and I'd argue it's even worse, because you lose a lot of time (and money in our case), as you have to prepare yourself (shower, grooming, etc), find someone, spend time with them, have your big masturbation session, shower again and deal with a worse feeling after (as "after meaningless sex depression" is much worse then "after fap depression").

So what's really the real deal? What's really good and worthy? Being liked and desired by a woman, have a good talk and good moments together in general, which naturally evolve to a nice makeout section, which then leads to condomless sex with both people cumming and, instead of a depression, there's hugging, kissing and cudling after sex. Thet's the real deal and that's really worthy. The sad thing is that it's compeltely unattainable to incels, not even if we win the lottery and become super rich, as any relationship resambling that will be just fake.
 
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tl;d-you kissed a whore? holy shit lad
 
tl;dr for my last post: sex is only meaningful and worthy if you are liked (or loved) and desired by the other person... if not, you'd be better just spending some minutes fapping.
 
No one fucking cares you 6'2 7.5 inch dick fakecel faggot.

Get out of here you jackass
 
tl;d-you kissed a whore? holy shit lad

And? Is there something bad that can happen besides herpes? Like, I'm the only one among my siblings who doesn't have it so I really don't care.
 
And? Is there something bad that can happen besides herpes? Like, I'm the only one among my siblings who doesn't have it so I really don't care.
Spoken like an average foid
 

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