I'm a 21 yo 6'2 ugly Croatcel. Last weeekend I went on a 12 hour round trip to Vienna to lose my virginity to a hooker because prostitution is legal in Austria and registered ones are supposed to have regular check-ups for STDs. I originally wanted to make this post a PSA for you guys to go to a hooker ASAP, but after mulling it over for a while, I'm not so sure and I'll explain why and also recount my experience.
I ended up going to two different hookers the same night and buying half an hour with each. Both times it was over extremely fast. They both indicated when they wanted me to cum so I'm not sure if they ripped me off, or if half an hour really goes by that fast. They both commented on my penis size, calling it big (7.5 inches) which I found really off-putting and they generally had this whorey manner of conduct. I wanted an intimate girlfriend experience, not to be treated like a pornstar and for them to stroke my ego. I'm writing this for you guys to know what to expect, most whores don't know how to act any other way.
I first went to an Asian studio to indulge my yellow fever and because I expected the noodlewhore to be a wet noodle in bed, since I thought it would be awkward either way the first time. I was right. My kissing and hugging was very awkward, and she ultimately felt like fucking a sex doll. She was probably a couple years older than me and had a generic Chinese, but cute face and wasn't chubby or fat, but was quite a slob, to be honest. I paid €60 to fuck her with condom and to finish with a condom-less handjob into her mouth. Now here's the kicker - the death grip syndrome is real. I fit almost completely in both of the girls and I don't know if it's because of the condom, but I could hardly feel anything. I could feel the most in reverse cowgirl, or when she would be also stroking my balls and crotch. Otherwise, almost nothing. The noodlewhore was mostly passive, and when she was on top of me and I tried to hold her and bounce her on my dick, she complained that my grip was hurting her. When I would want to kiss her, she would let me for a few seconds and then turn her cheek. She also complained when she couldn't finish me off and her arm was getting tired, and when I would direct her to stroke my balls and crotch she would stop after a few seconds. So I probably could've finished with a handjob if she was more active, but in the end I had to jerk off. All in all, she was a bad lay and I recommend against going to Asian whores. They're pretty but they can't fuck which is probably the reason why massage parlors with a happy ending are much more popular. If you have yellow fever, go for that. You'll get the same experience as me, but cheaper and you won't possibly expose yourself to STDs.
And now for the second whore I went to, well she was an honest to God 10/10. She was 20 years old, had a clean shaven, innie vagina, a perfect petite body (it was almost a carbon copy of Riley Reid's but with much more exquisite, lightly pink-colored nipples), beautiful forward growth and facial features (like a young Adriana Lima with freckles) and beautiful, long and healthy hair. She was all natural, didn't even wear make-up and honestly, I can't seem to find any flaw on her. I still cannot comprehend that in a city with over 7000 registered prostitutes I managed to stumble upon the one that catered to my preferences so perfectly. I paid €80 for fucking and blowjob, all with condom, and also €20 extra to be able to kiss her. This turned out to be a good investment because it was the only way to shut up her annoying "dirty talk." Her blowjob had some tooth to it so I'm glad I had a condom on. She also had this thing where she would wink at me occassionally. She looks hot doing it, but it also looked extremely fake and annoying. It was also really hot when she would moan directly into my ear, and she was a thousand times less passive than the noodlewhore (she knew what to do in specific positions and also initiate them), but that's more or less it. Again, I could hardly feel anything while inside her and had to finish jerking off (while she held my hand, which was nice of her).
Now, for what I've learned from this experience and what I have to say to you.
First of all, guys who masturbate once or more a day like I did - get on NoFap if you ever want to cum inside a woman. Use this as a motivation to stick to nofap. I surely will. Before I had sex I believed I would come the instant a girl touched my penis, but now I'm sure I could've lasted an hour or more if I didn't have a time limit.
And now for the controversial aspect of what I've learned from this experience. The normies are right. Sex really isn't anything special. Losing your virginity isn't anything special. To me, it felt like (and almost was) masturbation with extra steps. When I went out to the street after losing my virginity, all I could think was "Is this it? I this all there is to it?" I didn't feel any different to the person I was before. I went to the Prater amusement park, sat on a bench and just looked at all the couples, all the groups of people and considered all of the social dynamics among them stemming from that one simple act which isn't really all that special in the human experience (it's as normal as fapping). Our whole society is supposedly based on sex, but it isn't really. It's based on some conjured up idea of sex which hardly resembles the real, way less exciting thing. Note that the sex with the 10 didn't change my opinion. Yeah, it was better than with the noodlewhore, but the difference is as slight as the difference between a good and a disappointing fap. Which brings me to my next point. My opinion on escortcelling. I think you should visit an escort for your first time if you know it won't happen naturally any time soon, you think it will help you in some way and you don't have a fear of STDs (honestly, the fear of them is killing me these past few days and if someone had explained to me what sex is really like and I believed them, I never would have risked HIV for something so inane). But escortcelling any more after that, I don't get it. Risking STDs for something that is marginally better than fapping and only fun when you decide to spend hundreds of dollars extra for stuff that isn't just penis in vagina for a short amount of time doesn't sound appealing to me.
I've been completely disillusioned with sex with Stacy, my only goal now is to find a significant other, and if she's also attractive to me and is willing to put in effort in bed, the better (after all, I still see how sex can be fun if a price isn't tagged to every single kind of interaction and your partner is willing to engage in them for you). In a way, prostitutes are even more blackpilled than us. They see the mechanical and meaningless aspect of sex, and offer it at a exorbitant price to customers who don't know any better. I never thought I could be with a hooker, but if that 10 turned around that day and said she liked me, I would accept her and see if we're compatible.
What seems even worse to me now than before, is any promiscuous girl that isn't a hooker (with pornstars being a whole other story). With all that I said so far, what is the reason for not being in a loving and sexually full-filling LTR and instead opting for meaningless and mechanical sex with Chad if not serious psychological problems and insecurities. So you're a woman and you can, but why would you offer your body to anybody and enter all these risks and bad deals? That's right, hypergamy. It's a cope for sub8 women who can't hold down Chad. And if these women are our looksmatches', how can we trust them in a relationship, which is all we want?
Because you asked
TL;DR I share the whole experience with the two hookers I've had and then explain how sex is much, much less exciting than I thought it would be.
I ended up going to two different hookers the same night and buying half an hour with each. Both times it was over extremely fast. They both indicated when they wanted me to cum so I'm not sure if they ripped me off, or if half an hour really goes by that fast. They both commented on my penis size, calling it big (7.5 inches) which I found really off-putting and they generally had this whorey manner of conduct. I wanted an intimate girlfriend experience, not to be treated like a pornstar and for them to stroke my ego. I'm writing this for you guys to know what to expect, most whores don't know how to act any other way.
I first went to an Asian studio to indulge my yellow fever and because I expected the noodlewhore to be a wet noodle in bed, since I thought it would be awkward either way the first time. I was right. My kissing and hugging was very awkward, and she ultimately felt like fucking a sex doll. She was probably a couple years older than me and had a generic Chinese, but cute face and wasn't chubby or fat, but was quite a slob, to be honest. I paid €60 to fuck her with condom and to finish with a condom-less handjob into her mouth. Now here's the kicker - the death grip syndrome is real. I fit almost completely in both of the girls and I don't know if it's because of the condom, but I could hardly feel anything. I could feel the most in reverse cowgirl, or when she would be also stroking my balls and crotch. Otherwise, almost nothing. The noodlewhore was mostly passive, and when she was on top of me and I tried to hold her and bounce her on my dick, she complained that my grip was hurting her. When I would want to kiss her, she would let me for a few seconds and then turn her cheek. She also complained when she couldn't finish me off and her arm was getting tired, and when I would direct her to stroke my balls and crotch she would stop after a few seconds. So I probably could've finished with a handjob if she was more active, but in the end I had to jerk off. All in all, she was a bad lay and I recommend against going to Asian whores. They're pretty but they can't fuck which is probably the reason why massage parlors with a happy ending are much more popular. If you have yellow fever, go for that. You'll get the same experience as me, but cheaper and you won't possibly expose yourself to STDs.
And now for the second whore I went to, well she was an honest to God 10/10. She was 20 years old, had a clean shaven, innie vagina, a perfect petite body (it was almost a carbon copy of Riley Reid's but with much more exquisite, lightly pink-colored nipples), beautiful forward growth and facial features (like a young Adriana Lima with freckles) and beautiful, long and healthy hair. She was all natural, didn't even wear make-up and honestly, I can't seem to find any flaw on her. I still cannot comprehend that in a city with over 7000 registered prostitutes I managed to stumble upon the one that catered to my preferences so perfectly. I paid €80 for fucking and blowjob, all with condom, and also €20 extra to be able to kiss her. This turned out to be a good investment because it was the only way to shut up her annoying "dirty talk." Her blowjob had some tooth to it so I'm glad I had a condom on. She also had this thing where she would wink at me occassionally. She looks hot doing it, but it also looked extremely fake and annoying. It was also really hot when she would moan directly into my ear, and she was a thousand times less passive than the noodlewhore (she knew what to do in specific positions and also initiate them), but that's more or less it. Again, I could hardly feel anything while inside her and had to finish jerking off (while she held my hand, which was nice of her).
Now, for what I've learned from this experience and what I have to say to you.
First of all, guys who masturbate once or more a day like I did - get on NoFap if you ever want to cum inside a woman. Use this as a motivation to stick to nofap. I surely will. Before I had sex I believed I would come the instant a girl touched my penis, but now I'm sure I could've lasted an hour or more if I didn't have a time limit.
And now for the controversial aspect of what I've learned from this experience. The normies are right. Sex really isn't anything special. Losing your virginity isn't anything special. To me, it felt like (and almost was) masturbation with extra steps. When I went out to the street after losing my virginity, all I could think was "Is this it? I this all there is to it?" I didn't feel any different to the person I was before. I went to the Prater amusement park, sat on a bench and just looked at all the couples, all the groups of people and considered all of the social dynamics among them stemming from that one simple act which isn't really all that special in the human experience (it's as normal as fapping). Our whole society is supposedly based on sex, but it isn't really. It's based on some conjured up idea of sex which hardly resembles the real, way less exciting thing. Note that the sex with the 10 didn't change my opinion. Yeah, it was better than with the noodlewhore, but the difference is as slight as the difference between a good and a disappointing fap. Which brings me to my next point. My opinion on escortcelling. I think you should visit an escort for your first time if you know it won't happen naturally any time soon, you think it will help you in some way and you don't have a fear of STDs (honestly, the fear of them is killing me these past few days and if someone had explained to me what sex is really like and I believed them, I never would have risked HIV for something so inane). But escortcelling any more after that, I don't get it. Risking STDs for something that is marginally better than fapping and only fun when you decide to spend hundreds of dollars extra for stuff that isn't just penis in vagina for a short amount of time doesn't sound appealing to me.
I've been completely disillusioned with sex with Stacy, my only goal now is to find a significant other, and if she's also attractive to me and is willing to put in effort in bed, the better (after all, I still see how sex can be fun if a price isn't tagged to every single kind of interaction and your partner is willing to engage in them for you). In a way, prostitutes are even more blackpilled than us. They see the mechanical and meaningless aspect of sex, and offer it at a exorbitant price to customers who don't know any better. I never thought I could be with a hooker, but if that 10 turned around that day and said she liked me, I would accept her and see if we're compatible.
What seems even worse to me now than before, is any promiscuous girl that isn't a hooker (with pornstars being a whole other story). With all that I said so far, what is the reason for not being in a loving and sexually full-filling LTR and instead opting for meaningless and mechanical sex with Chad if not serious psychological problems and insecurities. So you're a woman and you can, but why would you offer your body to anybody and enter all these risks and bad deals? That's right, hypergamy. It's a cope for sub8 women who can't hold down Chad. And if these women are our looksmatches', how can we trust them in a relationship, which is all we want?
Because you asked
TL;DR I share the whole experience with the two hookers I've had and then explain how sex is much, much less exciting than I thought it would be.
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