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So as I promised in another thread, after the demands of some fellowcels, I post this guide for people who want to escortcel. I will try to make this guide as detailed but as clear as possible. I have been escortcelling for the past 2 years. I actually fucked 3 of them 3 years back when I was on an Intern to a foreign university but most others I have fucked in the last 2 years. I have fucked 21 of them till now. I don't do it very often now as I only do it on vacations as I have explained below

PS: If you don't want to escortcel or are against this practice, its fine. This guide is not for you. No hate please.

Q) What is escortcelling?
A) Escortcelling is fucking femoids in exchange of money

Q) Why should I escortcel?
A) For a number of reasons. One of them is if you are an incel who wants to have sex.

Q) But it isn't morally right.
A) Nigga, you serious?

Q) But hookers are dirty
A) A hooker, unless you pick one from the street who smokes meth all day, is probably as clean as an average girl you would be willing to fuck in a bar. Most of them
do checkups regularly and are as concerned about their safety as you. 

Q) But what about STDs?
A) Use a condom nigga. STDs from escortcelling is a bluepill meme propagated by normancucks and femoids so that you are forced to get into cuck relationships with landwhales instead of fucking a 8/10 stacy in exchange for money.

Q) But I don't fear other STDs, I am afraid of HIV. That is too much of a risk
A) Everything in life has some risk associated with it. You can die in an accident as soon as you walk out tomorrow. But catching HIV is very very rare. To give you an idea these are the chances of catching HIV if you have sex with an infected person

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What this means is that, HIV transmission for lets say, insertive vaginal sex (inserting the penis into the vagina) was estimated to be 0.04%, equivalent to 1 transmission per 2,500 exposures. For the mentalcels this is roughly saying that to get infected with HIV from an infected person you would need to fuck her pussy 2500 times on average. This is when you are fucking an HIV infected person without a condom. When you are using a condom, which are said to be effective 98-99% of the time and considering the factor that the femoid may or may not even have HIV you can imagine how low the odds are. I am not encouraging anyone to do bareback sex. I am just saying that the STD meme is norman bullshit which is overexxagerated.

Q) But what about oral sex? I can get HIV if she sucks me?
A) There is no documentaed case of HIV transmitted by oral sex so far. The conditions to be met to get HIV via oral are too much

Q) But people have said that they tried escortcelling and the sex was bad
A) They just met a bad hooker. Being an escort is a skill. Some escort girls are so good that they make you feel like a king, you almost fall in love. While other ones might shatter your belief in sex. I have met both types. Novices are usually more prone to run into the second type.

Q) But she doesn't love me, she is just fucking me for money
A) If validation is why you are visiting an escortgirl then you should not do so. You should instead put your money in tinder pro and set your location to Bangkok, that will give you validation.

Q) How is the sex with a hooker?
A) As I said earlier it depends on the girl. Some of them are greaaat. You will never forget the sex you had. SOme of them are shit and you won't like to remember the sex you had. I have met both types.

Q) How do they look?
A) They come in all types. I have definitely fucked lookswise 8-9/10 escortgirls. You can always choose.

Q) How do I get a hooker?
A) This depends on the place. Usually these are the options

  1. Permium escort website: You can find these by googling London Escorts if you live in London.

    Pros: 

    Most of the time these websites have reviews of each escort so you would get better service
    Since these escorts are part of the agency they won't do bullshit as they risk losing their job
    These agencies are usually quite professional and for a newbie this is the best option

    Cons:

    Usually more expensive
  2. Craigslist or Backpage: You can find escorts on Craigslist or Backpage

    Pros:

    Cheaper than Premium escorts
    You can get independent escorts

    Cons:

    Quality of service isn't guaranteed 
    You have to be more cautious (I live in Asia and I use Backpage but never had a problem, just don't be a stupidcel)
  3. Brothels

    Pros:

    Cheapest

    Cons:

    Usually the girls are not that good looking
    Quality of service is usually mechanical
    Most brothel's ambiance is not that good
  4. Vacationing

    This is my preferred way of doing it. Whenever I take a holiday I usually go to Thailand or Philippines and fuck cheap hookers over there. Its a different scene in Thailand and one post isn't enough for that. They usually have many strip clubs and bars where girls work who you can take to your hotels after talking to them. Its more informal and fun. This website is dedicated to the escortcelling scene in Thailand
Q) What's the complete process?
A) If you are new to escortcelling you should go for option 1, that is escort websites. They won't disappoint you and are more professional. You will need to spend more money though.
Once you book an escort ask her to come to your place. You can either go to hers or call her. I usually like calling them to my place or asking them to meet in a public place and then take them to my place after getting them drunk. Your place is the safer option for obvious reasons. Once she is at your place take out your condom, fuck her, cum in her mouth and ask her to swallow it. Give her the money and then she would leave.

This is a great website which covers the escortcelling scene in most countries and major cities. When I first started escortcelling I used this website. The guy replies to all comments.


If you have any other questions, shoot them.
 
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How did you feel after it happened? I'm scared that experiencing something i can never genuinly have might ruin me.
 
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With my luck I would contact every single possible STD from my very first escort.
 
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No amount of prostitution is going to fill the emptiness and lack of genuine human connection and feelings in your soul. Being with someone who truly loves you and cares for you as a fellow human being - for who you are - is priceless.

But I digress, if you're into prostitution, then by all means go ahead. However know you will only further plunge yourself into a meaningless existence driven by self-loathe and temporary instant gratification. Think about how you'll feel about it 30-40 years from now when you're old and on your death bed.
 
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That's why you use rubbers, brahs. I recommend sticking to escort agencies.

And there's a fair chance you won't be able to get it up due to performance anxiety and lack of suitable validation. But escortceling is still better than nothing. I probably would have gone ER otherwise.
 
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How do I get an escort if it's illegal where I live? Also how much do you usually pay for a hooker?
 
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sharkb8 said:
How did you feel after it happened? I'm scared that experiencing something i can never genuinly have might ruin me.

My first experience with a masseuse was so good that was the reason I started escortcelling. If that experience was bad I would probably never be an escortcel. After the sex my feelings depend on the kind of sex that happened. If it was bad, I feel bit annoyed. If it was good I feel happy. I can understand your dilemma. I just don't think about it that seriously. After all the dating field is not level. Not to mention femoids can fuck whenever they want. No harm in escortcelling.


fagotonabike said:
With my luck I would contact every single possible STD from my very first escort.

kek


pisapfa said:
No amount of prostitution is going to fill the emptiness and lack of genuine human connection and feelings in your soul. Being with someone who truly loves you and cares for you as a fellow human being - for who you are - is priceless.

But I digress, if you're into prostitution, then by all means go ahead. However know you will only further plunge yourself into a meaningless existence driven by self-loathe and temporary instant gratification. Think about how you'll feel about it 30-40 years from now when you're old and on your death bed.

As I said, it isn't a replacement of a relationship. I treat it as a sport. 

I don't agree about the death bed part though. In all honesty I would think about my first escort experience with the Japanese masseuse which was the best 1 hour of my life so far.


BlackPill47 said:
That's why you use rubbers, brahs. I recommend sticking to escort agencies.

And there's a fair chance you won't be able to get it up due to performance anxiety and lack of suitable validation. But escortceling is still better than nothing. I probably would have gone ER otherwise.

I agree man. I can't say about the getting it up part though. That only happens with a lazy escort who also isn't good looking, kek


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How do I get an escort if it's illegal where I live? Also how much do you usually pay for a hooker?

I added a link to a website at the end of the post. You should visit it to see more details. He might have covered your area. In my area it is legal so you should get in touch with an escort buddy. Don't do anything illegal though. Cost again depends on the place and the type of escort.
 
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Are they offended if you demand they thoroughly wash their asshole and cunt beforehand?
 
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Damn that review site is great. Cheers
 
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Are they offended if you demand they thoroughly wash their asshole and cunt beforehand?

You need to be polite, just ask them to shower and you should take a shower too. If she is offended the sex would be bad which you don't want. In Thailand they all take shower and wash the said areas well themselves.
 
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11gaijin said:
You need to be polite, just ask them to shower and you should take a shower too. If she is offended the sex would be bad which you don't want. In Thailand they all take shower and wash the said areas well themselves.


A shower isn't good enough. A shower doesn't clean those areas, even a bath doesn't, and I don't care about body sweat, but the cunt and asshole get disgusting. Poop makes me vomit. I want to experience going down on a girl and I want her to be immaculately clean and shiny. Also, I don't see the point of having sex with a condom. It's completely pointless to me. So I'd have to sort out STI testing and shit, and pay extra for the privilege.
 
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A shower isn't good enough. A shower doesn't clean those areas, even a bath doesn't, and I don't care about body sweat, but the cunt and asshole get disgusting. Poop makes me vomit. I want to experience going down on a girl and I want her to be immaculately clean and shiny. Also, I don't see the point of having sex with a condom. It's completely pointless to me. So I'd have to sort out STI testing and shit, and pay extra for the privilege.


Yeah so just ask them to clean it well. Do you want to rim her ass too? Why do you talk about poop? Sex without condom with a hooker is playing Russian Roulette, don't do it. You can use extra thin condoms which are more expensive but which feel like bareback.


Hikage-best-knaifu said:
Damn that review site is great. Cheers

Yeah man, cheers
 
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http://sex.perkel.com/escort/index.htm

i went to an escort after reading this site soooo many years ago, good reading and goes over what you need to know,,

sorry for the terrible 90's internet formatting but thats the era it was written in haha

good luck!
 
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A spot on post. I myself am escortcel and have been for a long time. Although the professional sex industry is a bit different in the UK and most of Europe than it is for Americels. In the UK its legal to sell and pay for sex. Brothels are illegal (technically). Solicitation i.e kerb crawling is mostly illegal although the police sanction red light zones in some areas. Although most of the sex trade in on the internet these days.

Independents
There are independent girls who will either have their own website or have a profile on Adultwork. Generally the girls who have their own websites are the cream of the crop. Adultwork has some quality girls but also some thieves, druggies and skanks. There are one or two other places like vivastreet and backpage where girls advertise. Adultwork has feedback and field reports unlike the other two.

Agencies
Most big cities have an escort agency or two. There are dozens in London. These are again a bit of a mixed bag. Oddly enough working for an agency is legal but operating one is not. The ones which operate near me seem to have Spanish based call centres that divert the local numbers and they only have drivers and "fixers" over here. Lots of foreign girls. I used to use one run by a local woman who was a legendary prozza back in the day. All her girls were local and absolutely top notch. There was another one more expensive but also had quality girls. They are both gone now. I think the margins have been squeezed and its to much hassle now for decent providers.

Brothels
Then there are the parlors or "brothels". Even small towns will probably have one operating. There are half a dozen operating where i live at any one time. I've seen a couple come and go. Normally what happens is they open up and operate successfully. Then they either get noticed by their neighbours who being nosy buggers complain to the police and they get busted. Often times down in London they have made a show of dragging the girls they arrested there in front of the cameras. The most successful one i heard of around here operated in a building on an industrial estate so their neighbours never really doled them in. Problem was it got so popular they started having trouble there. The police got called out a few times. The straw that broke the camels back was a criminal gang abducted the owner and drove him around demanding a ransom payment of £500,000. So the police had to raid them and the owner got prosecuted by HMRC for tax evasion totaling several hundred thousand as well as prosecuted for profiting to the tune of £1.5 million from prostitution over 15 years. Even though the local police were well aware of its existence for most of that time.

You get the massage parlors which offer happy endings and blow jobs. Often with foriegn girls. The seediest are the pop up brothels especially in the big cities. The Romanians are into this in a big way where they will rent a house of a subleter and then convert it into a brothel. A guy i know had this done to his property. He rented it out to what he thought was a nice family. Next thing the neighbour calls him up asking why the fuck he is running a brothel next door. He went through the courts to evict them and i joined him with the bailiffs for the eviction, we caught 2 random blokes stark naked with these Romanian slags. They had subdivided the house into 9 separate rooms and added two bathrooms and 3 showers. It took weeks and cost thousands to rip out what these cowboy builders did and i never was able to figure out exactly what they did to the electrics.

Street walkers
Bottom of the barrel. Avoid at all costs. The police are always busting people for it and its the worst of the worst. Although some street walker trash have migrated into brothels and some of the sites for independents.

There are various review services and forums which are devoted to reviewing sex workers. Looking on there can help you select a good one.

Foreign Vs Local
I tend to prefer local women. My first time was actually with a lovely Czech girl. She was top notch. I've seen Czech, Polish, Russian and Hungarian as well as white native girls (an Aussie and a Canadian as well). The law says its illegal to use a girl who has been trafficked. With the foreign girls in some cases you cannot be 100% sure. The Czech girls are the best hands down. Although some of them don't have the best English. Over all there are plenty of great native girls available for a reasonable price and the odd top notch eastern European girl working independent. I think the foreign girls do hold the prices down a bit which haven't gone up that much since i started in 2009.

Services
I'm very vanilla. I tend to prefer GFE (Girlfriend Experience) so basically its as natural as possible. A quick chat. Paperwork out the way. Kissing. Caressing. Hugs. Get naked. Oral both ways. Typically without a condom. Protected sex in a few positions.

Although a lot of the same girls who i do that with offer other services. Like Porn Star Experience which is some crazy stuff. Tie and tease. BDSM. Some advertise for pay pigs and don't provide sex at all. I honestly couldn't tell people much about that.

Prices
As a rule of thumb if you want a 1hr incall of GFE (Girlfriend Experience) with a decent native girl you can expect to pay £150. Outcalls generally start at £170 for the hour. Some girls do both or only one. Then again there are girls I've seen who are pretty damn good at £100-£130 with most GFE services included. Some do half an hour for as little as £60. Some of the kinky stuff is more money. Extra hours are £100 after that. Overnight is generally £1000. Way beyond my budget. I did used to overnight with a girl i used to see when i worked and stayed up in Lincoln. She had an overnight special 8PM-8AM on her schedule with 7 hours sleep for £400.

Everything costs more in London though, its harder to find decent service at national rates although i got lucky last time i went. There are also some girls with a really inflated opinion of themselves who will charge way over outside London. Some girls who are really high end also charge more. They cater to a different bit of the market and tend to "go away" with wealthy guys for holidays and trips and the bill probably runs into thousands for 3 weeks and they negotiate a price.

STD's
This is insanely overblown. Sufficed to say you are far less at risk of catching an infection from a professional sex worker than in the general population. They have a lower rate of infection (sex workers when you include all the dirty skanks and druggies which i have never gone near in 8 years) chances are the sex workers who have infections got them in their personal lives or sharing needles or going bare because they are dirty skanks. Generally penetrative sex is protected outside of a few risky individuals. Oral without isn't uncommon. A lot of girls i've seen don't do anal and i've never really wanted to try it myself. Most girls i see say they get tested every 1 or 2 weeks including oral swabs. The risks of infection from oral are minimal and the most likely transmission is probably going to be from man to woman and not the other way round. That being said any skin to skin contact has risks. Its so low as to not be a concern. I've never had a problem and i get checked every now and again just in case.

Some advice for budding escortcels
Do your research. Get a phone specifically just for doing it with a number that can't be traced to you. You never know if you might come across a crazy girl or get caught up in blackmail. Nothing bad has ever happened to me, but i hear stories. Keep your wits about you. If something is to good to be true it probably is. Check reviews in multiple places. Ask around on the review forums. Some users are scammers and get fake reviews. Stick to agencies and independents. Use a condom.

Oh and despite all the scorn poured on sex workers. They are professionals. No need to treat them like scum. Generally much nicer than the average roastie. I've always been treated with decency and respect and i always make sure to give it back. Other basic kindness is to be squeaky clean and minty fresh before you go and see one. No need to slack on hygiene just because you're paying. Some offer a shower at their place before and after. I always shower beforehand to save time i'm paying for.

Some final advice
One final thing i will say, is it really will help you to not go mad. It makes you long for an actual GF more though because you can only have the experience for an hour but you know other guys can get it a few times a week instead of once a month or every few months. It will clear up a lot of confusion about sex, there are even women who specialise in deflowering guys. If it is your first time find a girl who seems kind and understanding as opposed to the hottest girl you can find who may also be perfectly nice but could be a bit of a bitch or not be into it (you will be spoiled for choice for hot women) you can chase those later if you want.
 
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"Some final advice
One final thing i will say, is it really will help you to not go mad. It makes you long for an actual GF more though because you can only have the experience for an hour but you know other guys can get it a few times a week instead of once a month or every few months. It will clear up a lot of confusion about sex, there are even women who specialise in deflowering guys. If it is your first time find a girl who seems kind and understanding as opposed to the hottest girl you can find who may also be perfectly nice but could be a bit of a bitch or not be into it (you will be spoiled for choice for hot women) you can chase those later if you want."

GREAT ADVISE!
 
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commander_zoidberg said:
A spot on post. I myself am escortcel and have been for a long time. Although the professional sex industry is a bit different in the UK and most of Europe than it is for Americels. In the UK its legal to sell and pay for sex. Brothels are illegal (technically). Solicitation i.e kerb crawling is mostly illegal although the police sanction red light zones in some areas. Although most of the sex trade in on the internet these days.

Independents
There are independent girls who will either have their own website or have a profile on Adultwork. Generally the girls who have their own websites are the cream of the crop. Adultwork has some quality girls but also some thieves, druggies and skanks. There are one or two other places like vivastreet and backpage where girls advertise. Adultwork has feedback and field reports unlike the other two.

Agencies
Most big cities have an escort agency or two. There are dozens in London. These are again a bit of a mixed bag. Oddly enough working for an agency is legal but operating one is not. The ones which operate near me seem to have Spanish based call centres that divert the local numbers and they only have drivers and "fixers" over here. Lots of foreign girls. I used to use one run by a local woman who was a legendary prozza back in the day. All her girls were local and absolutely top notch. There was another one more expensive but also had quality girls. They are both gone now. I think the margins have been squeezed and its to much hassle now for decent providers.

Brothels
Then there are the parlors or "brothels". Even small towns will probably have one operating. There are half a dozen operating where i live at any one time. I've seen a couple come and go. Normally what happens is they open up and operate successfully. Then they either get noticed by their neighbours who being nosy buggers complain to the police and they get busted. Often times down in London they have made a show of dragging the girls they arrested there in front of the cameras. The most successful one i heard of around here operated in a building on an industrial estate so their neighbours never really doled them in. Problem was it got so popular they started having trouble there. The police got called out a few times. The straw that broke the camels back was a criminal gang abducted the owner and drove him around demanding a ransom payment of £500,000. So the police had to raid them and the owner got prosecuted by HMRC for tax evasion totaling several hundred thousand as well as prosecuted for profiting to the tune of £1.5 million from prostitution over 15 years. Even though the local police were well aware of its existence for most of that time.

You get the massage parlors which offer happy endings and blow jobs. Often with foriegn girls. The seediest are the pop up brothels especially in the big cities. The Romanians are into this in a big way where they will rent a house of a subleter and then convert it into a brothel. A guy i know had this done to his property. He rented it out to what he thought was a nice family. Next thing the neighbour calls him up asking why the fuck he is running a brothel next door. He went through the courts to evict them and i joined him with the bailiffs for the eviction, we caught 2 random blokes stark naked with these Romanian slags. They had subdivided the house into 9 separate rooms and added two bathrooms and 3 showers. It took weeks and cost thousands to rip out what these cowboy builders did and i never was able to figure out exactly what they did to the electrics.

Street walkers
Bottom of the barrel. Avoid at all costs. The police are always busting people for it and its the worst of the worst. Although some street walker trash have migrated into brothels and some of the sites for independents.

There are various review services and forums which are devoted to reviewing sex workers. Looking on there can help you select a good one.

Foreign Vs Local
I tend to prefer local women. My first time was actually with a lovely Czech girl. She was top notch. I've seen Czech, Polish, Russian and Hungarian as well as white native girls (an Aussie and a Canadian as well). The law says its illegal to use a girl who has been trafficked. With the foreign girls in some cases you cannot be 100% sure. The Czech girls are the best hands down. Although some of them don't have the best English. Over all there are plenty of great native girls available for a reasonable price and the odd top notch eastern European girl working independent. I think the foreign girls do hold the prices down a bit which haven't gone up that much since i started in 2009.

Services
I'm very vanilla. I tend to prefer GFE (Girlfriend Experience) so basically its as natural as possible. A quick chat. Paperwork out the way. Kissing. Caressing. Hugs. Get naked. Oral both ways. Typically without a condom. Protected sex in a few positions.

Although a lot of the same girls who i do that with offer other services. Like Porn Star Experience which is some crazy stuff. Tie and tease. BDSM. Some advertise for pay pigs and don't provide sex at all. I honestly couldn't tell people much about that.

Prices
As a rule of thumb if you want a 1hr incall of GFE (Girlfriend Experience) with a decent native girl you can expect to pay £150. Outcalls generally start at £170 for the hour. Some girls do both or only one. Then again there are girls I've seen who are pretty damn good at £100-£130 with most GFE services included. Some do half an hour for as little as £60. Some of the kinky stuff is more money. Extra hours are £100 after that. Overnight is generally £1000. Way beyond my budget. I did used to overnight with a girl i used to see when i worked and stayed up in Lincoln. She had an overnight special 8PM-8AM on her schedule with 7 hours sleep for £400.

Everything costs more in London though, its harder to find decent service at national rates although i got lucky last time i went. There are also some girls with a really inflated opinion of themselves who will charge way over outside London. Some girls who are really high end also charge more. They cater to a different bit of the market and tend to "go away" with wealthy guys for holidays and trips and the bill probably runs into thousands for 3 weeks and they negotiate a price.

STD's
This is insanely overblown. Sufficed to say you are far less at risk of catching an infection from a professional sex worker than in the general population. They have a lower rate of infection (sex workers when you include all the dirty skanks and druggies which i have never gone near in 8 years) chances are the sex workers who have infections got them in their personal lives or sharing needles or going bare because they are dirty skanks. Generally penetrative sex is protected outside of a few risky individuals. Oral without isn't uncommon. A lot of girls i've seen don't do anal and i've never really wanted to try it myself. Most girls i see say they get tested every 1 or 2 weeks including oral swabs. The risks of infection from oral are minimal and the most likely transmission is probably going to be from man to woman and not the other way round. That being said any skin to skin contact has risks. Its so low as to not be a concern. I've never had a problem and i get checked every now and again just in case.

Some advice for budding escortcels
Do your research. Get a phone specifically just for doing it with a number that can't be traced to you. You never know if you might come across a crazy girl or get caught up in blackmail. Nothing bad has ever happened to me, but i hear stories. Keep your wits about you. If something is to good to be true it probably is. Check reviews in multiple places. Ask around on the review forums. Some users are scammers and get fake reviews. Stick to agencies and independents. Use a condom.

Oh and despite all the scorn poured on sex workers. They are professionals. No need to treat them like scum. Generally much nicer than the average roastie. I've always been treated with decency and respect and i always make sure to give it back. Other basic kindness is to be squeaky clean and minty fresh before you go and see one. No need to slack on hygiene just because you're paying. Some offer a shower at their place before and after. I always shower beforehand to save time i'm paying for.

Some final advice
One final thing i will say, is it really will help you to not go mad. It makes you long for an actual GF more though because you can only have the experience for an hour but you know other guys can get it a few times a week instead of once a month or every few months. It will clear up a lot of confusion about sex, there are even women who specialise in deflowering guys. If it is your first time find a girl who seems kind and understanding as opposed to the hottest girl you can find who may also be perfectly nice but could be a bit of a bitch or not be into it (you will be spoiled for choice for hot women) you can chase those later if you want.

Great post man !!
 
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good post bro.

I'm planning to see an agency girl soon. DATY and BBBJ are pretty standard where I'm from. What are your thoughts on this?
 
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With my luck I would contact every single possible STD from my very first escort.

That'd be actually a good luck. You can give the STD to as many escorts as you can and ruin their lives and then you'd die and be put out of your misery.
 
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I would also recommend some arrangement websites. It's more personal (girls texting you and chatting etc before the meeting) and you're the only one that day and maybe that week. Plus you tend to go out (restaurant or bar) beforehand which I've never done before in 30 years of my life. Seriously expensive though €400 a meeting, but my studycelling and workcelling has to pay off a bit eventually....
 
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good post bro.

I'm planning to see an agency girl soon. DATY and BBBJ are pretty standard where I'm from. What are your thoughts on this?

Yeah, I get BBJ and do DATY, you'll be fine. But you should always be careful, like see if you feel any problem with the girl, I mean obvious problems with her skin or anything else.
 
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good post bro.

I'm planning to see an agency girl soon. DATY and BBBJ are pretty standard where I'm from. What are your thoughts on this?

I've been going down on escorts and getting OWO (Oral With Out) for 8 years and never had a problem. I stick to high end clean girls though. Although a few only do it covered and I've just gone straight to the main event. Most check your junk before they do it, the risk is more likely transmission from you to her than the other way round. Its one of the reasons i get tested once a year even though i only have protected sex with escorts. Just to make sure I'm still clean. Just as a professional courtesy.
 
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I've been going down on escorts and getting OWO (Oral With Out) for 8 years and never had a problem. I stick to high end clean girls though. Although a few only do it covered and I've just gone straight to the main event. Most check your junk before they do it, the risk is more likely transmission from you to her than the other way round. Its one of the reasons i get tested once a year even though i only have protected sex with escorts. Just to make sure I'm still clean. Just as a professional courtesy.

Solid advice.
 
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IceCutter said:
Lol @ OP

London is the incel capital of the world -  NEVER FORGET

Why lol? London was just an example. Also it’s legal in UK
 
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The point about normies lying about STDs is right on point. Mostly every single thing that is preventing you from escotceling is from the normie propaganda you absorbed through the years. Fucking escorts may be the cure, not years of therapy, medication, and being yourself.

As for the money issue (i.e. "I'm not gonna spend $400 to just fuck a girl, brah."), normies spend this amount and more just to fuck a normal woman. Spending $100+ for a single date is not uncommon, and sex is never guaranteed after the date. There is also the fact that time = money and normies waste A LOT of time trying to get laid. Unless you are a Chad who can get sex from any woman he wants quickly, getting escorts is far more economical.
 
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You live in London right? A large percentage of incel posters are always from London, it's the incel capital of the world

Nah man. I am not from London


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The point about normies lying about STDs is right on point. Mostly every single thing that is preventing you from escotceling is from the normie propaganda you absorbed through the years. Fucking escorts may be the cure, not years of therapy, medication, and being yourself.

As for the money issue (i.e. "I'm not gonna spend $400 to just fuck a girl, brah."), normies spend this amount and more just to fuck a normal woman. Spending $100+ for a single date is not uncommon, and sex is never guaranteed after the date. There is also the fact that time = money and normies waste A LOT of time trying to get laid. Unless you are a Chad who can get sex from any woman he wants quickly, getting escorts is far more economical.

This 100% this
 
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IceCutter said:
Lol @ OP

London is the incel capital of the world -  NEVER FORGET

I'm a Britcel. London is a shit hole. A bag of fish & chips can cost £10 down there. People have sticks up their arse. The women are trashy and its full of bloody foreigners. Plus an hour of decent GFE with an escort can run £200-£300. Where as you can get just as good service in Manchester, Birmingham, Liverpool, Leeds, Newcastle or Edinburgh for £150 or less.
 
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The point about normies lying about STDs is right on point. Mostly every single thing that is preventing you from escotceling is from the normie propaganda you absorbed through the years. Fucking escorts may be the cure, not years of therapy, medication, and being yourself.

As for the money issue (i.e. "I'm not gonna spend $400 to just fuck a girl, brah."), normies spend this amount and more just to fuck a normal woman. Spending $100+ for a single date is not uncommon, and sex is never guaranteed after the date. There is also the fact that time = money and normies waste A LOT of time trying to get laid. Unless you are a Chad who can get sex from any woman he wants quickly, getting escorts is far more economical.

Yeah. A lot of it is propaganda to an extent. Feminists really hate professional sex workers. Feminists are always screaming about "womens choice" and "womens rights" and all this other stuff. When it comes to sex work they literally melt down and seem to take the position that women can't make the choice and "not that kind of freedom" i even had one feminist who said "women don't have the right to do sex work because Eva Braun chose Hitler" yet those are probably the same kind of roasties going insane at Incels because we are apparently "entitled".

Some of it is just misinformation and old societal attitudes. Most escorts are paranoid about their health and cleanliness because if they get an "issue" they can't work and it really damages their reputation as well if someone says in a review "she has herpes sores". etc

Yeah. Escorts are pretty good value for money. Especially if you are a normie. You are going to spend quite a bit of money trying to bed a woman in the first place. You're spending it with no guarantee of return. Where as i can just call up a girl i go too regular (pretty brunette girl next door type) and ask for an hour incall at 10PM on Wednesday. Wear something nice. Go to her place. She will give me what i want. Its not a cure for inceldom. It is pretty effective treatment. Its the only thing that keeps me sane from month to month.

Spot on analysis bloke.


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nice, seasoned escort user? This industry is doing very well in UK, in a way I feel sorry for americans etc.

Yes, I would have to agree with you about London, those other cities you mentioned I would say are great cities and I would liked to have lived in them, except maybe Birmingham which is also meant to be a bit of a tip. Those cities are cold in winter though lol, Newcastle now is famous for its sexy nightlife but I think it's just because it's so cold ugly people aren't strong enough to live there lol.

Yes. 8 years now. Its treatment, not a cure. Overall. Very positive experiences. A few duds. Once every other year i seem to have averaged. I had a terrible experience my 3rd time with a Russian girl who gave me oral so hard she made my dick numb and i couldn't come and lost my erection. Next experience i had was with a ridiculously adorable petite 18YO brunette. That was incredible. I only got to see her the once. Still burns my bacon. I wasted time once going to see a girl who seemed pretty good on her profile but was a skank in a shitty terrible street and her house was disgusting. I walked away. That was an early lesson in 2010. Didn't cost me any money. Just half an hour of my time. Another time i saw a girl from one of the agencies, she looked beyond stunning from the pictures. They were a little photoshopped. She wasn't all that pretty and had a lot of hair and make up done. She was so tight i could barely even fuck her. Couldn't come at all. Last year i saw a girl from an agency who was nowhere near as pretty as her photoshopped pictures. I managed to come, but it was very robotic and pretty crappy to be honest.

I do most of my escortcelling in Birmingham. Its the nearest major city. I've also used escorts in Milton Keynes, Lincoln, Leeds, Nottingham, Derby, Coventry, Liverpool, Newcastle, Aberdeen and Edinburgh. As well as once or twice in London (good service is HARD to find at an acceptable price believe me). I actually have seen a girl who gives good service for £150. I also used to see a girl on tour from London in Leeds who would service me for £150 an hour.

As a city Birmingham is ok. Parts of it are DIRE. I used to work in one of the dire parts of it in my last job. The local high street was a shit hole. You would think you were in Pakistan if you didn't know better. I think its better than Manchester though. The gangs in Handsworth, Lozelles and Spark Brook are nowhere near as bad as Mossside in Manchester. No one does stuff in broad daylight. In Brum the shit goes down after dark 9 times out of 10.

I like Newcastle. Mainly because I love taking the piss out of the Geordies.

I do feel bad for the Yanks that its illegal. It shows what a retarded country they are that you have the constitutional right to buy and own as much deadly weaponry as you want. Yet you cannot buy a blow job or an hour of a womans time in the privacy of your own home.
 
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Good guide, it's a little harder for Yankcels, but them's the breaks. Be smart and always wear a rubber. Never do anything without a fucking rubber. If she lets you do it, she lets everyone else do it, and the guy before you might have been a diseased ex-con trucker.

That's why you don't DATY either, ew.
 
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Good guide, it's a little harder for Yankcels, but them's the breaks. Be smart and always wear a rubber. Never do anything without a fucking rubber. If she lets you do it, she lets everyone else do it, and the guy before you might have been a diseased ex-con trucker.

That's why you don't DATY either, ew.

Condoms help a lot but the second you get naked with a women and start rubbing your skin together and kissing you are at about the same small risk of transferring some infections including the herp as getting oral without or going down on her (any kind can jump onto any moist fleshy part of your body). Even with a rubber on her juices will still get on the base of your cock and your crotch while fucking. Most people are thought to actually carry one of the HSV viruses somewhere on the body. Its just its dormant in most people and only a tiny fraction of people with it ever get symptoms. Condoms don't prevent the spread of HPV either. Although the risk is more on women with that than men. This risk is pretty small compared to other infections you get exposed to in every day life. There is being sensible and managing risk and then there is being insanely paranoid.

Escorts I've been with generally wash and change in between being with men. You get the lower end who see bloke after bloke. But yes. Whatever you do with her, she does with other men. Its why you stick to high end girls who have standards for their clients. Girls I've seen have told me about rejecting clients because they were dirty, smelly, had sores on their mouths or crotches or warts or a bad smell. Rejected guys who were drunk and intoxicated. Guys who were under the influence of drugs like cocaine. Another one had a guy come to see her who was some musician who was acting strange and she looked on his arms and saw needle marks so she told him to leave.

You have to avoid the low end skanks who would still see a bloke who was an ex con trucker with HIV and needle marks from IV drugs use on his arm.
 
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Well yeah. There's always a risk of catching SOMETHING unless you wear a hazmat suit. I just don't believe in sticking it  without a raincoat in a pussy that is a shared resource,  lol. The ex-con trucker was just an exaggerated example.

IDK, for me it's just not worth rolling the dice for a small increase in sensation. But if you are desperate enough for a bareback fuck and she lets you and you DGAF about the increased possibility of an STD, more power to you then.
 
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Well yeah. There's always a risk of catching SOMETHING unless you wear a hazmat suit. I just don't believe in sticking it  without a raincoat in a pussy that is a shared resource,  lol. The ex-con trucker was just an exaggerated example.

IDK, for me it's just not worth rolling the dice for a small increase in sensation. But if you are desperate enough for a bareback fuck and she lets you and you DGAF about the increased possibility of an STD, more power to you then.

+1, Bareback with any girl is stupid, unless its your gf or wife. You can never say who is clean and who is not.
 
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Well yeah. There's always a risk of catching SOMETHING unless you wear a hazmat suit. I just don't believe in sticking it without a raincoat in a pussy that is a shared resource, lol. The ex-con trucker was just an exaggerated example.
IDK, for me it's just not worth rolling the dice for a small increase in sensation. But if you are desperate enough for a bareback fuck and she lets you and you DGAF about the increased possibility of an STD, more power to you then.

I don't do bareback sex. I always cover up for the main event. I'm just saying some people have the wrong ideas about just what the risks are and how they can protect themselves when it comes to other forms of sexual contact. When it comes to the risks of HIV i don't see girls who do anal. Whatever people claim a lot of people who get HIV either got it from anal sex or sharing needles. The main reasons to cover up are Gonorrhea, Clymidia and Syphilis if you ask me. Its a major fucking pain to have one of those infections and then have to get antibiotics if you have a severe infection. Apparently there is evidence these bugs are becoming antibiotic resistant like the hospital superbugs like MRSA. Soon you will not be able to treat some of them with any antibiotic. So you will have to suffer horribly every time you take a piss for a month or two while your immune system clears them out of your pee pee.
 
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the cost of London incel mens' insatiable appetite for prostitutes:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5084071/Fears-Romanian-turf-war-Britain-drug-lord-killed.html

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He then reportedly moved to the UK - where he is said to have angered Romanian gangs already operating here.  
A Romanian justice source told The Sun: 'Serbu tried to muscle in and imported around 100 prostitutes.
The arrival of competition like that was always going to rock the boat.'
The fast cash of workcelling men in big incel prison cities is serious business
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daily reminder that if you're not escortcelling you're a volcel because you're rejecting good sex
 
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the cost of London incel mens' insatiable appetite for prostitutes:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5084071/Fears-Romanian-turf-war-Britain-drug-lord-killed.html

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Crime boss Chad killed
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He looks like an Incel Chad hybrid.


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daily reminder that if you're not escortcelling you're a volcel because you're rejecting good sex

What if you don't want women to have more power of you (i.e paying for sex) ?
 
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CopingGymcel said:
What if you don't want women to have more power of you (i.e paying for sex) ?

in a way or another they'd still have power over you even in a conventional relationship (unless you're a chad), because you'd have to devote attention and time to them in order to keep getting laid
 
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in a way or another they'd still have power over you even in a conventional relationship (unless you're a chad), because you'd have to devote attention and time to them in order to keep getting laid

But if you can't get into a relationship to begin with, why still give them power over you?
 
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wish i had money to blow on escorts
 
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But if you can't get into a relationship to begin with, why still give them power over you?

because you still want to get laid and indulge in the illusion of being desired even if only for few moments
 
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because you still want to get laid and indulge in the illusion of being desired even if only for few moments

You've had sex with a prostitute before?

I think the main reason I wouldn't have sex with a prostitute other than giving women power over me is that I am not all comfortable with strangers. I can't imagine sharing such an intimate moment with someone I just met and have nothing in common with. I would at least have had to be friendly with them for some hours before that (i.e hooking up).
 
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Good post bruh! Lifefuel! Who cares about betabuxing a 3/10 when it's cheaper to fuck a way hotter chick who submits to you! Either way they are not genuine if you aren't Chad.
 
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the cost of London incel mens' insatiable appetite for prostitutes:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5084071/Fears-Romanian-turf-war-Britain-drug-lord-killed.html

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Doesn't surprise me one bit. The last few years the Romanians have taken a big chunk of the market in the UK. They probably make up nearly a 1/3 of all the local adultwork profiles in some cities. The low end "pop up brothels" tend to be Romanian operated with Romanian girls too. A few years ago Czech and Polish girls had a big slice of the market but now a lot of them have packed it in and are working elsewhere in Europe or back home where living is cheaper. The UK is pretty expensive and operating prostitution in a non criminal manner is pretty expensive when hourly rates are still what they are roughly 9-10 years ago.

I stay away from Romanians because a lot of the girls are skanks and criminals. Have poor English. You want to talk about "Fake-Up" there is a picture thread on a reviews forum where they have got their hands on the verification photos of a lot of the adultwork profiles which tend to be without make up. Holding something with your profile ID no. and today's date on and passport. They look like fucking dogs compared to makeup and photoshop pictures. Disgusting. I also stay away because there is a risk that they are trafficked. I even notice a few areas around here where the red light districts have returned and are now Romanians when the trashy local whores abandoned them more than 20 years ago.

To any observing Britfag budding escortcels: STAY AWAY FROM THE FUCKING ROMANIANS. FOR FUCKS SAKE. DON'T DO IT!
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