JFL based Hercule Poirot in 1991 explains why not to betabux and marry foids

[Sheogorath]

of course later that ep he gets oneitis for some russian jewel thief bitch and lets her skate on the crime because vagina so nobody is immune to SIMPing

 

[BookwormCel]

based volcel I guess

 

[Sheogorath]

based volcel I guess

I think he wanted to fuck jewel thief but he didn't even get to fuck her and let her escape for some reason
she wasn't even hot, it makes no sense, it's like he's impressed she commits crimes even though she's incompetent and he caught her

 

[PLA1092]

I think he wanted to fuck jewel thief but he didn't even get to fuck her and let her escape for some reason
she wasn't even hot, it makes no sense, it's like he's impressed she commits crimes even though she's incompetent and he caught her

He could've taken her into hiding and shot her after; regardless, at least he tells the truth about the "empathetic" gender.

 

[Sheogorath]

He could've taken her into hiding and shot her after; regardless, at least he tells the truth about the "empathetic" gender.

yeah he knows their trends

I can't figure out if his housekeeper Miss Lemon wants to marry Poirot or marry his sidekick Hastings tbh

I figure she looks at poirot like a dad and doesn't want him to marry some hussy because she likes taking care of her dad and the guaranteed employment

 

[Sheogorath]

"Unbelievably ugly and incredibly efficient.
Anything that she mentioned as worth consideration usually was worth consideration."

it's interesting how Poirot insults her looks but compliments her fastidious work ethic