Just shut the fuck up. If we were in an alternative timeline, I would’ve already punched you in your stupid blabbering face. You’re such a moron that just being around you makes me feel sick. I can actually FEEL my IQ dropping at an alarming rate. Your incessant rambles make my ears bleed. Just sensing your presence is enough to make me start stuttering. AND SEEING YOU. Seeing you is just the trigger I need to feel an aneurysm forming in my brain, and frankly, dying of an aneurysm or stroke is preferable to speaking a single word to you. It’s better than being in a 10 mile radius from you. FOR FUCKS SAKE, IT’S BETTER THAN BEING ON THE SAME PLANET AS YOU. You are a pathetic waste of air. You make trees die, just from them taking in the same waste that you, specifically you, breathe out. You’re the cause for global warming. You’re the reason there are birth defects. You, are such a toxic being, with a level of stupidity that could rival a negative on the IQ scale. You’re dumber than a rock. You’re more dense than a black hole. You’re such a fat, lazy dumb piece of shit that the Earth’s orbit is altered every time you and your clumsy ass fall over. You are the cause for Hitler. If I had to compare you to anyone, it would have to be Sloth for your looks and your personality is non-existent. There is nothing redeemable about you. Every characteristic of yours is negative. Your about as charming as a rock. You’re such a waste of space, that the military cordons off areas for you to exist in. This is due to the military not wanting anyone to come in contact with you, for fear of you infecting others with the vast void between your ears. You look like someone who has been thrown down the stairs, stomped on, then had botched plastic surgery. You are so hideous that it actually physically hurts my eyes to look at you for too long. Cameras that have taken pictures of you actually burst into flames, because they don’t want anything to do with you. I fucking hate you, actually, EVERYONE hates you with such a burning passion, it could rival the sun. The sun actually tries to avert itself from your vicinity, which would explain your pasty complexion. You’re so fucking filthy that you give Garbage Collectors anywhere near you a fucking heart-attack. They fear your disgust. You remind me of that scene from Spongebob where Patrick reveals his hands, you’re that detestable. In order for a normal human, something which you are not, to get anywhere near as disgusting as you, they would have to roll in refuse for all their lives, and even then, they couldn’t rival you. Your sense of humor is so dry it rivals Death Valley. You know, that place where no vegetation can grow, due to the sheer toxicity of the water, and the saltiness of it. Your sense of humor is like that. If anyone, especially myself hear another of your stupid fucking jokes, they’d probably look for the nearest spike to stab in our temples. That’s how bad your humor is. Your personality is so boring it makes Thierry Boyle, the most boring man on Earth, seem like a fucking god of interests. Your favorite drink is water, and your favorite color is gray. Your favorite animal is the Tiger, you’re that unoriginal. You’re so selfish that you make those stereotypical dragons from kids stories, seem generous with the hoarding of their wealth. Speaking of, you’re such a disgusting hoarder. The way you have pizza boxes stacked around you, some dating back to over 10 years ago, most with pizza still in them, is disgusting. You are the uncanny duplicate of “Meek”. Your family left you because they were too heavily affected by you, and your DNA being in some of them caused retardation, and other birth defects in your family’s offspring. You infect everything you touch with the plague of your filth. You disgust me so much that I’m not sure if it’s possible for me to ever recover from the awful afflictions you have caused me. Just being associated with you was enough for me to lose my job, and most respect in society. You are the definition of a human septic disaster. You are so vile, you are the reason why Pluto isn’t classified as a planet. You’re the cause for the World Wars. The Germans just had to put you in the same 10 mile vicinity of a Jewish family, and you caused the Holocaust. You disgust me. You’re vile. I never want to hear of or from you again. Now fuck off.
