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Throughout this thread there will be shocking developments and dramatic plot twists.

This thread will be locked until the story comes to it's ultimate conclusion. Please be patient....it will be worth it.

Strap in....it's going to be quite a ride....
 
???: He.....he figured it out
???: I can't let them know about this!!!!
???: Therefore, i'll just......
???: This way....no one will notice! hahahaha!
 
Mr Wright and Mr Edgeworth make their way to the courtroom:

 


"Court is now in session!"

 


"Witness, please state your name and occupation."
 


"Hey there, Basedshaman here! Youtuber and entrepreneur, baby! Lockjaw brother!"
 


Mr Shaman, could you please tell court about everything that was involved in the production of your "THE INCELS TRICKED ME!!! | Incel posts" video?
 


"A subscriber sent me a link to a thread on incels.is"

"It was about me so I read it and made a video showing the thread and giving my thoughts"

"That's pretty much it baby, lockjaw brother!"
 


"Your honor, I'd like to cross examine the witness."
 


"Permission granted. Witness, would you please recite your testimony."
 


"A subscriber sent me a link to a thread on incels.is"

"It was about me so I read it and made a video showing the thread and giving my thoughts"
 


Mr Shaman, when you say you showed the thread, did you show it directly from the website?
 


"That's right baby! Lockjaw brother!"
 


"So you showed the thread directly from the website...without editing, modifying or removing anything from it?"
 


"Yup, I ain't kiddin!!"
 


"Your honor, the witness is lying. He clearly modified the thread that he showed in the video!"
 


Without significant evidence of these claims this is nothing but a baseless accusation!
 


Mr Wright! This is a very serious accusation! You have accused the witness of both editing a thread and committing perjury! If you do not provide evidence of this claim I am going to dismiss this case on the spot!
 


Your honor, I have evidence right here.
 




"This is just a screencap of the video Mr. Shaman uploaded! It shows no evidence of any post being tampered with!"
 


"Mr Wright, the prosecution makes a valid point. Could you show which part of this post was edited and provide evidence of this?"
 




"No your honor, I can't. The witness did not edit this post in any way, nor did he edit any other post in this thread"
 


Mr. Wright, are you conceding that the witness had not in fact modified the thread?
 


Not at all your honor, Mr. shaman DID modify the thread!
 




You've contradicted yourself! You've already stated that the witness did not edit any of the posts shown in the video!
 


That's right. He didn't edit any of the posts that were shown in the video!

However...
 
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He removed an entire post from the thread!
 


There was a post in this thread that was removed by the witness?
 


This screenshot shows no evidence of any post having been removed!
 


Your honor, I have the evidence right here!
 


This is evidence of a post being removed? Could you explain yourself?
 


Gladly your honor.

The evidence......



Is right here!
 


My god! The thread goes from post number 42 to post number 44! It appears as though the witness did remove post number 43!
 

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