Hindus! GTFIH!

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I have been Islamic my entire life; but there's no brotherhood between Islamic men; when you like one of their female relatives, they go ape-shit crazy, meanwhile the women have cruelly rejected me for being ugly.

All the Hindus and Sikhs that fled the region where I am from were Kshatriya. I would be one too.

I will devote myself to my new life; if this new community will accept me and grant me a cute Indian girl.

I am willing to move to India. There, I will throw stones at mosque-goers, wear saffron, play Hindutva pop in front of mosques.

This thread is 100% serious. We are social creatures and crave acceptance; a sense of brotherhood and a loving partner. If Hinduism gets me this, I will say goodbye to my former Islamic life.

 

[Snhook]

JFL, Hindus believe in cosmic purple 4-legged cows, JFL

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

JFL, Hindus believe in cosmic purple 4-legged cows, JFL

You'll need coverage, since you are a Blackcel.

 

[Snhook]

You'll need coverage, since you are a Blackcel.

Coverage? You mean like insurance?

 

[NuclearCel]

I thought niggas were turning to islam to get a submissive loyal wife unicorn?

What happened to that cope?

If nothing else, you can go Jihad for that 72 virgin pussy reward?

 

[Mayocel]

I thought niggas were turning to islam to get a submissive loyal wife unicorn?

What happened to that cope?

If nothing else, you can go Jihad for that 72 virgin pussy reward?

Unless you live in Afghanistan or something, Islam has been cuckified(I'm fairly sure that is not a word) like Christianity and the rest of old religions.

 

[NuclearCel]

Unless you live in Afghanistan or something, Islam has been cuckified(I'm fairly sure that is not a word) like Christianity and the rest of old religions.

I guess Allah copers BTFO'd like the rest of us.

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

But what about allah?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

@Indracel @JayGoptri @wereq advice for OP?

I have been Islamic my entire life; but there's no brotherhood between Islamic men; when you like one of their female relatives, they go ape-shit crazy, meanwhile the women have cruelly rejected me for being ugly.

All the Hindus and Sikhs that fled the region where I am from were Kshatriya. I would be one too.

I will devote myself to my new life; if this new community will accept me and grant me a cute Indian girl.

I am willing to move to India. There, I will throw stones at mosque-goers, wear saffron, play Hindutva pop in front of mosques.

This thread is 100% serious. We are social creatures and crave acceptance; a sense of brotherhood and a loving partner. If Hinduism gets me this, I will say goodbye to my former Islamic life.

the sad truth. regardless of what religion you choose, you can't get laid unless rich or good looking. I think your best option is to Afghanistan Maxx and learn farsi. Pakistan itself has many Pathans who would marry their daughters off for the dutch green card equivalent alone. I knew a gyro cart guy who had a daughter in Pakistan and then ditched his wife behind there. He was only 4/10 5'8 stats wise and fucking gyro seller yet still got a decent foid just due to USA halo. Dutch cels like you can do same

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

All religions are fake

 

[gamer]

God isn’t real but I’ve never had a problem with religious people

Hindus are cool

 

[JayGoptri]

I have been Islamic my entire life; but there's no brotherhood between Islamic men; when you like one of their female relatives, they go ape-shit crazy, meanwhile the women have cruelly rejected me for being ugly.

All the Hindus and Sikhs that fled the region where I am from were Kshatriya. I would be one too.

I will devote myself to my new life; if this new community will accept me and grant me a cute Indian girl.

I am willing to move to India. There, I will throw stones at mosque-goers, wear saffron, play Hindutva pop in front of mosques.

This thread is 100% serious. We are social creatures and crave acceptance; a sense of brotherhood and a loving partner. If Hinduism gets me this, I will say goodbye to my former Islamic life.

Come to India. But leave your pride and all of your delusions behind. If you try any of the shit you mentioned, nobody will accept you and nothing except your body hanging from a tree as an example (by extremist) will occur, and meanwhile the woke and often schizophrenic India media will tarnish you by calling you out on the News. And still, no girl will come.

This world doesn't work that way. And you are not a real gangster, like most of us you are, you aren't going to join some Hindutva hardliners and be accepted as a rando-without-a-family caste guy. You would need ENORMOUS support to live a life like this, which don't now, nor will you ever have.

If you come to India, come as a spiritual begger looking for a humble life and follow the advice and suggestions of people like me. Wiser and older more experienced than you...

Otherwise stfu and stay where you are.

 

[JayGoptri]

@Indracel @JayGoptri @wereq advice for OP?

the sad truth. regardless of what religion you choose, you can't get laid unless rich or good looking. I think your best option is to Afghanistan Maxx and learn farsi. Pakistan itself has many Pathans who would marry their daughters off for the dutch green card equivalent alone. I knew a gyro cart guy who had a daughter in Pakistan and then ditched his wife behind there. He was only 4/10 5'8 stats wise and fucking gyro seller yet still got a decent foid just due to USA halo. Dutch cels like you can do same

His approach is delusional. Talking like this is a sign someone is in the grips of the worst type of dissassociative mental health crisis. Its typical when desperate to think that if you just SAY something that one group seems to be partial to, that they will accept you and you can start some new life in a nice Monastery filled with foids.

BUT, everyone knows life doesn't work that way, whether you believe yourself or not is irrelevant. In 1650, maybe, in 2023, he'll just be rejected at every level of society. Shit, people who type like OP aren't even able to gather the right documents to be able to leave the airport, let aline live in a drastically new environment !

I already know OP's tendencies. Hes an unstable obnoxious fella. And if we are to take, even remotely seriously, what he has written as his "plan", I will guarantee he'll be detained or in the hospital shortly after he arrives wherever the fuck hes going. Full stop!

 

[JayGoptri]

@Indracel @JayGoptri @wereq advice for OP?

the sad truth. regardless of what religion you choose, you can't get laid unless rich or good looking. I think your best option is to Afghanistan Maxx and learn farsi. Pakistan itself has many Pathans who would marry their daughters off for the dutch green card equivalent alone. I knew a gyro cart guy who had a daughter in Pakistan and then ditched his wife behind there. He was only 4/10 5'8 stats wise and fucking gyro seller yet still got a decent foid just due to USA halo. Dutch cels like you can do same

And please, don't make me laugh by tagging @Indracel, he can't give "advice" HAHA! Top Kek. He's an unaccomplished 19 year old asking his mommy for permission to have forks while in India and sitting in a California Ivory tower collegiate setting rest of the time. He also is convinced that "living in India" is no way to live and he will be living on Sunset Boulevard with an awesome California snow bunny as some sort of rich "Computer Science + Health Care professional".

Just like @RREEEEEEEEE and quite a few others, he will be coming back to me a few years down the line in PMs and asking me how to re-envision his behavior so that he can survive. And a large number of low smv Western curries who rejected the idea living like a Monk in India (or somewhere comparable) will realize that they are lucky to just be alive and healthy, forget "ascending with foid blaa blaa" thats all Top Kek - delusional. They are lucky if they are even able to move to India (or anywhere) by the time they realize they need it badly enough.

 

[JayGoptri]

All religions are fake

Today, almost, yes. Because nobody believes, especially in the West. Chrisyis dead.

 

[Indracel]

And please, don't make me laugh by tagging @Indracel, he can't give "advice" HAHA! Top Kek. He's an unaccomplished 19 year old asking his mommy for permission to have forks while in India and sitting in a California Ivory tower collegiate setting rest of the time. He also is convinced that "living in India" is no way to live and he will be living on Sunset Boulevard with an awesome California snow bunny as some sort of rich "Computer Science + Health Care professional".

cope i probably mog you hard when you were 19

 

[Made in Heaven]

; when you like one of their female relatives, they go ape-shit crazy

bro you're just ugly. simple as. many of my female relatives got married with no trouble

 

[A1Kira]

Hating Islam should be a given… stupid sandnigger

 

[DenHaag]

Hinduism is a big tent. Probably the most open one there is. Hindutva people don't define it any more than the Hare Krishnas or the Germans. It takes all types to make a world. Or a religion. It's a big glorious mess. And aren't we all.

 

[JayGoptri]

Hindus are cool

Yeeah. Not exactly.

 

[JayGoptri]

cope i probably mog you hard when you were 19

Are you trying to assert sexual authority? If so, you know where we can talk...

If its "achievements" you are talking about, I mean maybe... I was a guitar/piano playing party go'er who smoke pot and got mediocre to slightly above average grades in a top 100 University in the U.S.

But alas, you're on this site and that means your current "achievements" at 19 are meaningless anyway, and at the current rate they likely won't bring you much happiness. But.. lets see.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

I have been Islamic my entire life; but there's no brotherhood between Islamic men; when you like one of their female relatives, they go ape-shit crazy, meanwhile the women have cruelly rejected me for being ugly.

All the Hindus and Sikhs that fled the region where I am from were Kshatriya. I would be one too.

I will devote myself to my new life; if this new community will accept me and grant me a cute Indian girl.

I am willing to move to India. There, I will throw stones at mosque-goers, wear saffron, play Hindutva pop in front of mosques.

This thread is 100% serious. We are social creatures and crave acceptance; a sense of brotherhood and a loving partner. If Hinduism gets me this, I will say goodbye to my former Islamic life.

Hinduism spiritually mogs Islam.

 

[Ricordanza]

Hinduism spiritually mogs Islam.

Yes drinking cow piss, bathing in cow dung, marrying dogs, letting your wife have sex with dead horses is very spiritual

 

[JayGoptri]

Hinduism spiritually mogs Islam.

I generally agree, but not because of Hinduism per say. Certain sects of Brahmins were able to mog most of "Muslim culture" in terms of being better assimilated to grow in Western career success, even though I feel Islam (overall) is a more serious religion than Hinduism aimed to be, in terms of its direct worship of one God. However not all of Islam's Muslims are valuable.

 

[JayGoptri]

Yes drinking cow piss, bathing in cow dung, marrying dogs, letting your wife have sex with dead horses is very spiritual

This is low caste Hinduism. Not Brahminical Hinduism. Hinduism is a very broad collection of things.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

I feel Islam (overall) is a more serious religion than Hinduism aimed to be, in terms of its direct worship of one God.

There are many gods.

 

[Zer0/∞]

 

[JayGoptri]

There are many gods.

No. Its poisonous to think this way. (mostly)

 

[Grim_Reaper]

No religion for subhumans.

 

[Ricordanza]

This is low caste Hinduism. Not Brahminical Hinduism. Hinduism is a very broad collection of things.

Lol no. Everything I mentioned has scriptural basis for it. I can quote the verses if you want

 

[Michael W. Ford]

No. Its poisonous to think this way. (mostly)

How?

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

Lmao imagine seeing a Pakistani muzzie stoning mosques and dancing to Jay shree Ram songs

 

[Michael W. Ford]

No. Its poisonous to think this way. (mostly)

Not only are there many gods, but every god from every religion is real, and can be contacted.

 

[IncelKing]

Lmao imagine seeing a Pakistani muzzie stoning mosques and dancing to Jay shree Ram songs

 

[JayGoptri]

Lol no. Everything I mentioned has scriptural basis for it. I can quote the verses if you want

Lol. Yes. It is. It means you don't know the difference between Orthodoxy and orthopraxy. Its true some of those things are mentioned in various texts and it is true that the majority of lower and middle caste hindus practice like this. However, certain Brahmins constricted those meanings and removed them from practice. Even in symbolic ritual the presence of dung and urine is not in equal proportion any way to the other ingredients but....

I do not see the need or validity in these sort of practices. Like I said, Hinduism is a collection of a broad range of things thrown together.

 

[JayGoptri]

Lmao imagine seeing a Pakistani muzzie stoning mosques and dancing to Jay shree Ram songs

Can you please explain the high caste attitude of the youth towards drinking cow piss and dung and all that to @Ricordanza ? Do you do it, isn't it not practiced by most upper caste Brahmins in India today?

 

[JayGoptri]

You'll need coverage, since you are a Blackcel.

Coverage? You mean like insurance?

This is funny lol. Oh man. These little things make me chuckle. Everyone is confused as shit lmao

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

Can you please explain the high caste attitude of the youth towards drinking cow piss and dung and all that

I have literally never seen anyone drinking cow piss or eating cow dung. Only gangetic and South niggers do such stuff.

 

[Indari]

before: retarded
after: retarded

 

[Ricordanza]

Lol. Yes. It is. It means you don't know the difference between Orthodoxy and orthopraxy. Its true some of those things are mentioned in various texts and it is true that the majority of lower and middle caste hindus practice like this. However, certain Brahmins constricted those meanings and removed them from practice. Even in symbolic ritual the presence of dung and urine is not in equal proportion any way to the other ingredients but....

I do not see the need or validity in these sort of practices. Like I said, Hinduism is a collection of a broad range of things thrown together.

Yeah except the ashvamedha ritual has been carried out for hundreds of years by kings and it’s the one that involves animal sacrifice and dead horse beastiality. Unless you’re saying that kings are low caste then idk what to tell you. What about the texts that mention how brahma married and raped his own daughter, brahma Vishnu and shiva gangraped anusuya a Hindu sages wife, Sages turned themselves into deers and engaged in beastiality.

Hinduism is full of filthy degenerate rituals. No wonder curries rape so much, they look up to their (false) gods

 

[JayGoptri]

I have literally never seen anyone drinking cow piss or eating cow dung. Only gangetic and South niggers do such stuff.

They were doing it all over India don't cope. But now days, I think the upper caste Hindus have completely phased it out.... all over India.

 

[Ricordanza]

Can you please explain the high caste attitude of the youth towards drinking cow piss and dung and all that to @Ricordanza ? Do you do it, isn't it not practiced by most upper caste Brahmins in India today?

Cow piss is used in Hindu housewarming rituals. I’ve seen it myself

 

[JayGoptri]

Cow piss is used in Hindu housewarming rituals. I’ve seen it myself

Thats not the same as rolling in it, drinking it and eating dung. Don't change your tune !

 

[Ricordanza]

Thats not the same as rolling in it, drinking it and eating dung. Don't change your tune !

They sprinkle it and drink it

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

They were doing it all over India don't cope. But now days, I think the upper caste Hindus have completely phased it out.... all over India.

No, I have never seen any North Indian doing such filthy stuff. Drinking and eating cow waste is only gangetic and South Indian thing.

 

[DenHaag]

Yes drinking cow piss, bathing in cow dung, marrying dogs, letting your wife have sex with dead horses is very spiritual

I'll take it over flying jetliners into buildings, paid suicide bombings, paid murders of writers and journalists, burning books, and ... wait a minute, are we really doing this now?

It's so easy to cherry-pick stuff from the fringe, yeah?

 

[Indracel]

This is low caste Hinduism. Not Brahminical Hinduism. Hinduism is a very broad collection of things.

No, I have never seen any North Indian doing such filthy stuff. Drinking and eating cow waste is only gangetic and South Indian thing.

cope harder, you don't get more brahaminical than the manusmriti:

Knowledge, austerity, fire, food, earth, mind, water, smearing with cow dung, wind, rites, sun, time*—these are the agents of purification for embodied beings.

2Grass, wood, and straw are cleaned by sprinkling water on them, a house by scrubbing it or by smearing it with cow dung (5.105 n.), and earthenware by firing it again [verse 123 is omitted].+ 124Scrubbing, smearing with cow dung, sprinkling, scraping, and letting cows stay in it—by these five means a plot of land is purified.+

A twice-born practicing the Präjäpatya penance should eat in the morning for three days and in the evening for three days, eat what is received unasked for three days, and abstain from food during the final three days. 213Subsisting on cows's urine, cow dung, milk, curd, ghee, and water boiled with Kusa grass, and fasting during one day*—tradition calls this the Säntapana penance.

lf a twice-born man in his folly drinks liquor, he should drink boiling-hot liquor; when his body is scalded by it, he will be released from that sin. 92Or, he may drink boiling-hot cow's urine, water, milk, ghee, or watery cow dung until he dies. 93Or, he may eat only broken grain or oil-cake once a day during the night for a full year, wearing a garment of hair, keeping his hair matted, and carrying a banner,* in order to remove the guilt of drinking liquor

During two months,* he should eat a small amount of food without artificial salt at every fourth mealtime (6.19 n.), bathing with cow's urine, and keeping his organs under control.

03Ancestral offerings are far more significant for twice-born persons than divine offerings; for, according to tradition, a divine offering is a preliminary rite confering vigor upon the ancestral offering. 204He should perform at the outset an offering to gods, which provides protection to ancestral rites; for fiends plunder an ancestral offering lacking such protection. 205He should seek to begin and end an ancestral offering with offerings to gods; it should never begin or end with offerings to ancestors. Should he, instead, seek to begin or end with offerings to ancestors, he will quickly come to ruin together with his offspring. 206He should daub a clean and secluded area with cow dung and carefully make that area slope towards the south; 207ancestors are always gratified by offerings made in places that are clean, secluded, in the open, and by the water's edge.+ 208On separate seats properly arranged and spread with sacred grass, he should seat the Brahmins after they have sipped water.* 209After seating those irreproachable Brahmins on their seats, he should honor them with fragrant perfumes and garlands, beginning with the ones associated with the divine offering

Manu's Code Of Law A Critical Edition And Translation Of The Manava Dharmasastra : Patrick Olivelle : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Manu's Code of Law is one of the most important texts in the Sanskrit canon, indeed one of the most important surviving texts from any classical civilization....

archive.org

you even get punished for stealing cow dung jfl

326For stealing thread, cotton, liquor-yeast, cow dung, molasses, curd, milk, buttermilk, water, grass, 327vessels made of bamboo or cane, any kind of salt, clay vessels, earth, ash, 328fish, birds, oil, ghee, meat, honey, other animal products, 329other similar kinds of food,* boiled rice, and all kinds of cooked food—the fine is twice the value of the stolen property

also some stuff from the vedas on horse sex

Yajur Veda 23.19-21 All wife of the host reciting three mantras go round the horse. While praying, they say: ‘O horse, you are, protector of the community on the basis of good qualities, you are, protector or treasure of happiness. O horse, you become my husband’. After the animal is purified by the priest, the principal wife sleeps near the horse and says: ‘O Horse, I extract the semen worth conception and you release the semen worth conception. The horse and principal wife spread two legs each. Then the Ardhvaryu(priest) orders to cover the oblation place, raise canopy etc. After this, the principal wife of the host pulls penis of the horse and puts it in her vagina and says: “This horse may release semen in me. Then the host, while praying to the horse says: “O horse, please throw semen on the upper part of the anus of my wife. Expand your penis and insert it in the vagina because after insertion, this penis makes women happy and lively.

Baudhayana Srauta Sutra chapter 15 verse 29
“O Ambā, O Ambāli O Ambikā” (The senior queen says) “No person leads me. The poor horse is sleeping.” Having lain down by the side of the horse towards the north, she draws a piece of cloth over her head. The Adhvaryu covers both of them with the piece of linen with the formula, “O fair one, clad in a fair garment, do you two be covered together in the heaven.” The senior queen lays the horse’s penis on her lap with the formula, “I have clasped the impregnatory; do thou clasp me for impregnation. Let us together spread out our four legs.”

 

[Ricordanza]

I'll take it over flying jetliners into buildings, paid suicide bombings, paid murders of writers and journalists, burning books, and ... wait a minute, are we really doing this now?

It's so easy to cherry-pick stuff from the fringe, yeah?

None of those things are found in islamic scripture. People who do these things will be answerable to God. All the things I mentioned about Hinduism however are found in their so called 'holy' scriptures

 

[Ricordanza]

cope harder, you don't get more brahaminical than the manusmriti:

Manu's Code Of Law A Critical Edition And Translation Of The Manava Dharmasastra : Patrick Olivelle : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Manu's Code of Law is one of the most important texts in the Sanskrit canon, indeed one of the most important surviving texts from any classical civilization....

archive.org

you even get punished for stealing cow dung jfl


also some stuff from the vedas on horse sex

No point in arguing with hindpoo dindpoo pajeets, man, they're high off of cow piss

 

[Indracel]

None of those things are found in islamic scripture. People who do these things will be answerable to God. All the things I mentioned about Hinduism however are found in their so called 'holy' scriptures

islam is based it was ruined by wahhabism copers