Experiment You find a lamp and rub it, suddenly a genie appears and grants you three wishes. What do you wish for?

[Insomniac]

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Magnificent.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Rules:
No wishing for more wishes (or any loopholes that would grant you such)
No killing/reanimating people
No impacting free will
No physics breaking BS

The genie will also not be a dick and will grant you what you ask for, not some play on words fucked up version

1. Regenerative Immortality ("Healing Factor" like Dead Pool)
2. Shape Shifting powers
3. Mind Control powers (like "Purple Man")

With this power trio I can spend all of eternity going around the planet doing whatever the fuck I wanted

Also every wish impacts free will, if you wish for a billion dollars it isn't going to magically exist outside of the money of the currecny you wished it to be, its going to affect exchange rates, the spending power of that dollar, etc. Its going to have real world consequences. You buy something with that money, it impacts someones life.

Nothing I listed breaks the laws of "physics", it just breaks the laws of biology (well the laws of what is possible with our current knowledge). There's no point in having a jeannie and wishing for "le billion dollars" or some shit, its a waste of a wish, I'm not going to wish for mundane shit.

 

[Michael15651]

10/10 Girlfriend (Californian/Hawaiian)

10/10 Male body (Calvin Klein Status)

Wealth (Billions)

 

[blickpall]

10/10 Girlfriend (Californian/Hawaiian)

Dumps you because

10/10 Male body (Calvin Klein Status)

Still incel face and probably can't maintain such a figure after which

Wealth (Billions)

You get taxed/robbed into oblivion because no money management experience.

GG rope b4 it's too late.