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You went to sleep then woke up and get shocked that a genie standing in front of you and say that you have three wishes, what would your three wishes be?

For me:
1- Being 6'3 instead of 5'5
2- Having 8×5.5 inches penis
3- Having a handsome face

I will still be poor, I can change that but I can't change my genetics
 
1. A GF of my choice (i can choose exactly how i want her to look like)
2. Same as your wish (mine is currently 4.7 inches.)
3. Money
 
1. money
2. perfect face / body
3. a loyal girlfriend
 
I would wish to die and be sent to elysian fields and to have a woman of my dreams there and that my incel friends are there too each with a girl of their dreams as well.
 
Your 1 and 3. Since I already have your 2 and enough money, my last wish would be NT instead.
 
My first wish I would wish for a million more wishes
 
1- Being 6'3 instead of 5'5
2- Having 8×5.5 inches penis
3- Having a handsome face
I'd choose 6 foot 5
8.5x6.5
5.5 isn't enough
And a chad version of myself. So I could still tell it's still me, just I'm very attractive.
 
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A virgin gf to love me, money, and idk the third
 
first wish: kill every human on earth
 
tbh
over 6 inches girth is uncomfortable for most foids, 5.5 to 6 is the best range to be as girth
I'd personally rather go the extreme. If given chance from a genie I'd never want to get cucked.
 
1.kill everyone
2.destroy earth
3.make hell real
 
How about the wish from my post. Wish I had superpowers so I could put all chads/normies through eternal suffering. I would have all the foids to myself. I would remove the conscious minds of foids and fuck them like sex dolls.
 
I will wish for it to rub its pussy if the genie is a female and in the same request i will fuck it, After that i will make it give me 50 million dollars then 3rd i will tell it to turn me into a chad.
 
If supernatural things are allowed:
1. Give me a working TARDIS time machine
2. Make me attractive
3. The ability to spawn and despawn my waifus anytime I want

Otherwise:
1. Lots of money
2. Make me facially attractive
3. Make me NT
 
If supernatural things are allowed:
1. Give me a working TARDIS time machine
2. Make me attractive
3. The ability to spawn and despawn my waifus anytime I want

Otherwise:
1. Lots of money
2. Make me facially attractive
3. Make me NT
Those are some amazing offers if she the genie would do that.
 
1) Infinite wisdom
2) Superior to every human (I am immortal and have superior strength and endurance)
3) Great leadership
I will conquer the whole world after this
 
1) Infinite wisdom
2) Superior to every human (I am immortal and have superior strength and endurance)
3) Great leadership
I will conquer the whole world after this
If not this then infinite torture for all normies
 
1.) Stop the rotation of the Earth.
2.) I'm now dead
3.) I'm now dead
 
Depends what rules there are since the first wish would probably be omnipotence
 
Money,good face and a girlfriend with the appereance and personality like i want her
 
You went to sleep then woke up and get shocked that a genie standing in front of you and say that you have three wishes, what would your three wishes be?

For me:
1- Being 6'3 instead of 5'5
2- Having 8×5.5 inches penis
3- Having a handsome face

I will still be poor, I can change that but I can't change my genetics
Just say have the perfect body then you will have 2 wishes left
 

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