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Discussion If a genie comes to you

1 - debit card with 900B Euro free of tax ready for use
2 - Handsome face / Blue eyes
3 - the ability to read people's minds on my wish
 
1: Lore accurate Jill Valentine who only loves me and me only (she doesn’t age because of the T virus)

2: I wish to be physically enhanced (stronger and more attractive, plus my dick will be restored to how it was before I started fapping to increase sensitivity and my phimosis will be removed)

3: 50 million and it’s all clean money so the IRS and the government can’t snag it. I’ll give it to my family and use the rest to go somewhere nice and actually live life.

But yeah it’ll probably get boring fast idk lol

I mean I could wish for some supernatural powers but I’ll probably fuck up and get my self or a bunch of people killed.

Beyond that there’s actually not a whole lot to wish for besides shit that will increase your quality of life.

Like you could wish for something noble that will make the world a objectivity better but like what? Even if you could think of something it’ll probably fuck up something and lead to unforeseen consequences
 
1.be conventially attractive
2.have a big PP
3. Be a multi billionaire
 
No genie for your face
 
1) Ultimate chad look
2) Invulnerability, meaning i can age and die but nobody can actually kill me
3) Kill everyone on earth except me and all the foids that look atleast 9/10
 
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You went to sleep then woke up and get shocked that a genie standing in front of you and say that you have three wishes, what would your three wishes be?

For me:
1- Being 6'3 instead of 5'5
2- Having 8×5.5 inches penis
3- Having a handsome face

I will still be poor, I can change that but I can't change my genetics
Set the bros up 4 peak mog in whatever way they want

Set me free financially

Give me a piece of land with total domination over it so i can LDAR as i please
 

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