Experiment You find a lamp and rub it, suddenly a genie appears and grants you three wishes. What do you wish for?

[Iamthesui]

Rules:
No wishing for more wishes (or any loopholes that would grant you such)
No killing/reanimating people
No impacting free will
No physics breaking BS

The genie will also not be a dick and will grant you what you ask for, not some play on words fucked up version

 

[EthnicelNL]

1 billion in a safe bankaccount. What else do you need tbhtbh?

 

[Iamthesui]

1 billion in a safe bankaccount. What else do you need tbhtbh?

Maybe... I don't know 10/10 looks

 

[EthnicelNL]

Maybe... I don't know 10/10 looks

Doesnt matter at that point. You can fuck 10/10 whores everyday a new one for the rest of your life.

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

Rules:
No killing/reanimating people

This guy is definitely not Shenron nor Jesus.
Btw this kind of questions proof me how dead inside i am.
I'm so much lacking of motivations that i couldn't even desire something.

 

[Mainländer]

No impacting free will

fug

Well just turn me into a 10/10 Chad, make me 15 years younger and give me all the money possible for me and my family to live in comfort forever then.

 

[Insomniac]

1. Give me 10 billion dollars
2. Free @notafed
3. Free @Ritalincel

 

[EthnicelNL]

3. Free @Ritalincel

Kek what happened there?

 

[Deleted member 14577]

1. Turn me into a 11/10 gigachad version of me.
2.
3.

Tbh hard to think of anything else.... I'd just try to get rich with a modeling career and fuck stacies till I die.

 

[IronMike]

1. A billion of dollars
2. Make me 6 foot 2
3. Make my parents not get dementia as they age

 

[ihaveno1]

1) gimme one TRILLION dollars
2) make me 10/10 giga chad
3) does it matter at this point? lol

 

[Blacktarpill]

. Free @Ritalincel

Holy shit.

 

[Insomniac]

Kek what happened there?

He’s been a bad goy.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

gimme money

 

[investigatorcel]

1.be a 10/10
2.be dictator of the world
3.have the eternal faithfulness of the people

 

[nekomimimodo]

hmm sweaty I would just wish for a good personality™

 

[tiredofthisshit]

I think being 10/10 would be the only thing you really need. It'll improve your life in every aspect no matter what.

 

[EthnicelNL]

He’s been a bad goy.

Was he fakecel?

 

[Insomniac]

Was he fakecel?

No man.

It’s only a temp ban. He’ll be back.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

2. Free @notafed
3. Free @Ritalincel

Selflesscel

 

[Insomniac]

Selflesscel

Homies first nigga. Always.

Unless it’s 10 billion dollars

 

[Deleted member 5653]

1. Money
2. Gigachad looks
3. 300 IQ

 

[iblamemyself]

1. Wife
2. Boyfriend for her
3. Nintendo switch

 

[Blacktarpill]

1. Wife
2. Boyfriend for her
3. Nintendo switch

iblamemysoy

 

[cope_over_rope]

1) Respond to the sight of the genie with “mogs me”
2) Genie refuses to grant wishes to HATEFUL INCEL, tells me I’m not entitled to wishes just because I freed him
3) it’s over

 

[Wargreymon_Oz]

Why are you going around rubbing random lamps anyways?

His lamp isn't big enough, it's OVER for small lampcels.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

1 - Give me total controle over time (which means I'm able to fast forward, slow down or pause time (skip shitty moment of my life, pause when I want to "experiment" things ), and also that I can travel in past and future as I wish (mostly for "tourism", excluding of course from my controle the part with the genie, because that could provide me extra wishes) and also that I can change my personnal age at any moment in life, in order to take advantage of being an old rag or a little boy at any time). As a result, I end up kinda immortal but that's contingency.

2 - Give me the capacity to transform myself into anything of my choice at any time in any place, wether it is an animal, a girl, a Chad, an inanimate object, a cloud, a sign, anything (to take advantage of it anytime).

I keep the third one, but I won't really need it to profit anyway.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

1.) 500 million in my bank without any suspicion from my bank or the IRS
2.) a 250 iq score
3.) My body will be in its prime for 400 years

 

[FukkenLoser]

1.) 500 million in my bank without any suspicion from my bank or the IRS
2.) a 250 iq score
3.) My body will be in its prime for 400 years

Optimal set of choices

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Just rub every lamp you see theory

 

[BKFL]

- $100,000 a day for life (that way I don’t get a huge sum all at once and end up blowing it)

- To be moderately attractive, to the point foids will give me a chance (I wouldn’t want to become Chad because then I’d be arrogant and a douche bag)

- Foids to be banned from being sluts in public (nightclubs, etc. don’t count)

 

[Deleted member 9229]

Give me access to same power level and transformations as Goku, i’d Then go Ultra Instinct and blow this planet up. Then probably travel to other galaxies exploring and searching for life tbh

 

[TINMAN]

First, I would wish that everybody on the planet was equally super attractive. Not identical in appearance, but everyone is a 10/10, Golden Ratio proportions in everything, Men are all equally super tall (7'0") Hulks with Uberchad faces. Women have more variation in body proportions, but they are all objectively 10/10s.

Second, I wish I had a billion US dollars that were legitimate and legally belonged to me. This Billion dollars cannot be devalued in any way relative to the moment just before I made the wish.

Third, I would wish that I no longer age (and have an unlimited lifespan), or get cancer or other diseases/infections. I can still die from things like getting shot, starving, burning etc. though.

 

[builderseed]

a ton of money, like billions
save the other 2 wishes in case of emergency

 

[San Salvador]

Rules:
No wishing for more wishes (or any loopholes that would grant you such)
No killing/reanimating people
No impacting free will
No physics breaking BS

The genie will also not be a dick and will grant you what you ask for, not some play on words fucked up version

@Iamthesui
1. 10/10 face
2. Mr. Olympia Classic Physique division record breaking body for most wins
3. 8"x6" penis
I will enjoy being the apex of desire for all women far more than having a lot of money. Plus, I can already make enough in a year to retire for the rest of my life.

 

[Cuyen]

I'd fuck this genie

 

[Lindys]

1. 10/10 drawing skills
2. 10/10 skills in every instrument
3. 10/10 fiction writing skills

 

[tehgymcel420]

1. To be white
2. Money
3. idk

 

[lastchancel]

i'd wish to control time. i'd wish to become omniscient. i'd wish to become omnipotent.

alternatively i'd wish to become an omniscient, omnipotent, inter-dimensional being, but this would require the idea that other realities exist to be true.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

1. I would wish for all the previous wishes of the the members above to be canceled.
2. I wish the genie and any other genie to stop existing in this reality.

 

[Insomniac]

1. I would wish for all the previous wishes of the the members above to be canceled.
2. I wish the genie and any other genie to stop existing in this reality.

Buzzkill.

 

[blickpall]

1. Individualized, sandbox, lucid dreaming-like afterlives for every being on the planet.
2. Mutually assured destruction of the entire universe in 60 minutes.
3. Freedom for the genie once the first 2 are granted.

 

[i_a_m_i]

1)Infinite wisdom, or as close to it as possible without breaking physics
I would decide what to use the other two wishes on after that

 

[Lubricure]

1) Biological immortality, or at least negligible senescence.
2) Catgirl waifu bioengineered to my exact specification, with the feature of the wish above.
3) Big island fitted with top-notch research facilities, financially and energetically independent, and defenses so advanced that not even all the cucks on this gay Earth taken together could ever break through.

Yep, quite a mouthful, I know.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

1) Have a healthy normal function body.
2) 10/10 looks (meaning for a male obviously a flawless face, height and genetics)
3) 1 billion dollars.

 

[Ritalincel]

2. Free @notafed
3. Free @Ritalincel

Rules:
No killing/reanimating people

 

[Mongolianwizard]

1) Every hentai website now has a slideshow button
2) All netorare/interracial is banned from earth and every website
3) There are no laws that prevent companies from censoring people online and deplatforming them.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Rules:
No killing/reanimating people

 

[Insomniac]

Rules:
No killing/reanimating people

He has risen

 

[Ritalincel]