RageFuel would you fight a prime Mike Tyson in order to defend your waifu?

[Truefaitholdorder]

lets say you and your waifu are taking a nice afternoon stroll in a park like this.

when all of a sudden 20 year old mike tyson walks by,slaps her ass and gives you this dirty look

what would you do ? are you willing to fight for your waifu's honor? or are you gonna walk away and call the police like a little soycuck.
Also your waifu is gonna leave you and get addicted to Tyson's BBC if you don't fight.

 

[nirvanacowboy]

I'd just dome that roid monkey in the head with a round of .45 ACP. Le muscles don't stop bullets.

 

[Mecoja]

I'd just dome that roid monkey in the head with a round of .45 ACP. Le muscles don't stop bullets.

Based

 

[FrothySolutions]

He would literally kill me. Blunt force trauma to the face, hematoma in the brain.

 

[future&$]

she belongs to the streets!

 

[Mortis]

He would literally kill me

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Gun

I'd just dome that roid monkey in the head with a round of .45 ACP. Le muscles don't stop bullets.

He’s natty

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Oreimo. Nice. He's got good taste in waifus at least.

 

[ilieknothing]

I would throw a banana at him

 

[bruhwtf]

idk

 

[BuFFooN]

I'd just dome that roid monkey in the head with a round of .45 ACP. Le muscles don't stop bullets.

What would happen if he dodged them like a fucking ninja

 

[bruhwtf]

but what would you do if instead of Mike Tyson what if it was some random 10/10 chad or twink? I would knock both hard though.

 

[Esoteric7]

tough question. I want to defend my precious toilet but I also don't want brain damage. If I don't do anything I lose my toilet and dignity, if I fight I'll retain my dignity and toilet but with blunt trauma

The only way around this is to prepare ahead of time:
1. Have a gun
2. Have muscles
3. Know how to fight

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

No.

 

[based_meme]

Imagine risking death or murder to defend the honor of a cartoon character.

 

[blackpillednigga]

no because its not worth dying over a pillow

 

[Repulsive123]

I'd shoot him with my ak in video game.

 

[PhilipBlake]