ONION BURPS
Most men die at 27 — We just bury them at 72
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Say you appear in her bed overnight and she wakes up and sees you laying in bed with her.
If she screams bloody murder and jumps out of bed and runs outside the house and calls the cops while still running down the street, you are sub3
If she screams and jumps out of the bed and stops in her front yard to call the cops, you are sub 5
If she yelps loudly and jumps out of bed then runs to her living room and is Calling the police you are LTN
If she gasps and jumps out of bed and is in the hallway yelling for you to leave, and threatening police you are MTN
if she gasps and jumps out of bed and runs to the other side of the room but stays in the room and is questioning you, you are HTN
If she gasps and stays close to the bed and is questioning you with a slight giggle you are Chadlite
If she wakes you up with a light nudge and a smile and asks you playfully what you're doing in her bed, you are Chad.
If you awaken to her slobbering on your penis you are gigachad
If she screams bloody murder and jumps out of bed and runs outside the house and calls the cops while still running down the street, you are sub3
If she screams and jumps out of the bed and stops in her front yard to call the cops, you are sub 5
If she yelps loudly and jumps out of bed then runs to her living room and is Calling the police you are LTN
If she gasps and jumps out of bed and is in the hallway yelling for you to leave, and threatening police you are MTN
if she gasps and jumps out of bed and runs to the other side of the room but stays in the room and is questioning you, you are HTN
If she gasps and stays close to the bed and is questioning you with a slight giggle you are Chadlite
If she wakes you up with a light nudge and a smile and asks you playfully what you're doing in her bed, you are Chad.
If you awaken to her slobbering on your penis you are gigachad
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