Based Based question: would you rather do a six-month tour in the military in Iran or lose your virginity to a 40+ foid?

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Title

No matter what country you live are currently rotting in - would you rather do a six-month tour fighting for your country's military in Iran or lose your virginity to a 40+ foid?

If you live in a country with no military - imagine you are an American.

*The race and weight of the foid is up to you - she must be at least 40 years old.

 

[FuckYou]

Obviously the second option.

 

[Pancakecel]

Is this a serious thread? Lose virginity to an old roastie.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Second, please

 

[subpar genes]

40-year-old pussy any day.

 

[SEX NIGGA]

I have a gilf fetish and a tour in Iran is basically a guaranteed death sentence

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

40 yrs virgin foid for me

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

40 yrs virgin foid for me

especially if she has big fat hag titties

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

My answer: Lose my virginity to a 40+ foid

I am 34 years old, my oneitis from high school is one year older than me (I was one of the youngest members of my graduating class in high school) making her 35 years old right now.

Therefore, I would have no problem waiting five years to finally get a "mercy fuck" from her. She shat out a kid more or less three years ago. I would still enjoy her taking my virginity. Her being my first kiss - knowing she sucked up her husband and ex-boyfriends - is something that I would quickly get over (no homo).

 

[fatass30000]

Is this a serious thread? Lose virginity to an old roastie.

seriously wtf is this question “would you rather get bombed to pieces or stop being incel?” oh idk kinda hard to choose…

 

[Pancakecel]

seriously wtf is this question “would you rather get bombed to pieces or stop being incel?” oh idk kinda hard to choose…

Who knows, maybe OP just had a slow moment

 

[Tetsuya]

why is this even a question? a 40 year old foid of course, who the fuck wants to die for israel while getting sand between their asscheeks? just because they're over 40 doesn't mean they're a landwhale that hit the wall yet, they might not be perky 20 year old virgins but they're still fuckable and got all the goods. Aging is a choice for women, they could've taken care of themselves but don't so most hit the wall by 30 and wonder why chad cheats on them. All they had to do is not get fat but most foids can't even do that by 30. I would fuck veronica avluv. I dont understand why epstein built an island of stupid needy little kids when he could've built an island of cheap plastic whores like veronica avluv

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Title

No matter what country you live are currently rotting in - would you rather do a six-month tour fighting for your country's military in Iran or lose your virginity to a 40+ foid?

If you live in a country with no military - imagine you are an American.

*The race and weight of the foid is up to you - she must be at least 40 years old.

I’d pay money to go to Iran but I’d gladly fuck a female too

 

[Kan>Foids]

especially if she has big fat hag titties

 

[Uninvited]

If I do the tour can I capture Iranian JBs and lose my virginity that way?

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I have a gilf fetish and a tour in Iran is basically a guaranteed death sentence

Based

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I have a gilf fetish and a tour in Iran is basically a guaranteed death sentence

Don't you love Israel, goy?

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Go to Iran to fight for a country full of illegal Mexicans, foids who won't fuck me, baby boomers, Jews, and foids who fuck dogs? No thanks.

 

[etbrute]

Surprising how many brocels chose the 2nd option

 

[solblue]

Plenty of 40 year old foids still look decent

 

[fbfcel]

i would take a good looking 40+

fuck iran and fuck islam, total shitskin death

 

[yeetbender_]

Get your leg blown off or recieve a few coins in change ahh question.