Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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As much as I want to say yes, there’s simply too many drawbacks. I’d hate not being able to brush my teeth and take a shower. And you wouldn’t have access to doctors and dentists, I hate the lack of plumbing too, and how dangerous everything is. It would be so hard to adjust. A bonus I suppose is that your testosterone levels would skyrocket from eating completely natural and organic foods and living in such a harsh, challenging world, you’d probably get stronger and more masculine if you survived long enough.
I can’t imagine getting laid would be as hard as it is in the real world, there would likely be a plethora of whores you could pay. Or you could just go out and rape and get away with it. Or find some dirty orphan girl off the street and raise her up to be your wife. Honestly though the women in Skyrim don’t seem to be AS hypergamous as real world women. Not like they have dating apps or social media. The life expectancy is low so everyone kinda just wants to get married young and not be lonely.
Getting a job in Skyrim doesn’t seem to be too hard either, they don’t have any of that bullshit paperwork you have to deal with or the wagie rat race. You just walk into a store, go to a farmer, miner, fisher, hunter, or a lumberjack and ask if you can work for them for a price. I mean you could even be a bounty hunter or an assassin if you had the skill.
Overall though, still too dangerous. Plus there are fates much worse than death that can happen to you in this universe. I mean just look at what happened to the draugr.
I can’t imagine getting laid would be as hard as it is in the real world, there would likely be a plethora of whores you could pay. Or you could just go out and rape and get away with it. Or find some dirty orphan girl off the street and raise her up to be your wife. Honestly though the women in Skyrim don’t seem to be AS hypergamous as real world women. Not like they have dating apps or social media. The life expectancy is low so everyone kinda just wants to get married young and not be lonely.
Getting a job in Skyrim doesn’t seem to be too hard either, they don’t have any of that bullshit paperwork you have to deal with or the wagie rat race. You just walk into a store, go to a farmer, miner, fisher, hunter, or a lumberjack and ask if you can work for them for a price. I mean you could even be a bounty hunter or an assassin if you had the skill.
Overall though, still too dangerous. Plus there are fates much worse than death that can happen to you in this universe. I mean just look at what happened to the draugr.





