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Would you prefer to live in Skyrim opposed to your current life?

Clavicus Vile

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As much as I want to say yes, there’s simply too many drawbacks. I’d hate not being able to brush my teeth and take a shower. And you wouldn’t have access to doctors and dentists, I hate the lack of plumbing too, and how dangerous everything is. It would be so hard to adjust. A bonus I suppose is that your testosterone levels would skyrocket from eating completely natural and organic foods and living in such a harsh, challenging world, you’d probably get stronger and more masculine if you survived long enough.

I can’t imagine getting laid would be as hard as it is in the real world, there would likely be a plethora of whores you could pay. Or you could just go out and rape and get away with it. Or find some dirty orphan girl off the street and raise her up to be your wife. Honestly though the women in Skyrim don’t seem to be AS hypergamous as real world women. Not like they have dating apps or social media. The life expectancy is low so everyone kinda just wants to get married young and not be lonely.

Getting a job in Skyrim doesn’t seem to be too hard either, they don’t have any of that bullshit paperwork you have to deal with or the wagie rat race. You just walk into a store, go to a farmer, miner, fisher, hunter, or a lumberjack and ask if you can work for them for a price. I mean you could even be a bounty hunter or an assassin if you had the skill.

Overall though, still too dangerous. Plus there are fates much worse than death that can happen to you in this universe. I mean just look at what happened to the draugr.
 
definitely not, im not built to survive in a world like that, realistically i'd die in under a week
 
Only if I had ridiculously awesome better than gigachad genetics to the point I avoid the major concerns and cons to this that you already laid out ie dental and medical problems.

Yeah though give me an aryan gigachad muscled up body, a 12 inch Coke can dong and a harem of worshipful Nordic Stacie’s and Redguard niggers whose skulls I can endlessly pulverize with my enchanted Nordic warhammer and I’d be good to go. :feelskek:
 
It's a tough one, I think I'd need a trial run of say a week, and then I could decide.
 

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