personally I don’t see the appeal of fighting across the globe and dying in a field. Either way it doesn’t matter, I’m too unfit to fight anyways.
Experiment World war 3 just started and you just got drafted to join. What would you do?
Why would I risk getting court martialed or other shit. Tbf no other person here wouldn't have the balls to disobey orders, 90% of you can barely talk to the mcdonalds cashier without stuttering. I would just accept it and kill some people before probably dying myself
Oops. I accidentally shot myself in the leg. How clumsy of me.
Depends how I'm treated by my "comrades" and where will I be sent to.
Friendly fire in counter strike is always an option
Friendly fire in counter strike is always an option
probably just rope
In that situation the same chronic disease that heavily contributes to my inceldom might also be my saving grace. Hopefully i'd just have to lift up my shirt and show them my ileosotomy bag and id be good to go.
If that's not enough, ive also been mentally hospitalized for ER thoughts before, so that record would be in my favor also.
Yet another instance where i have little to lose and hence no reason to care for society. Rationally i have no reason to oppose WWIII. worst case, the whole world gets nuked, which would be great. Otherwise, I'm declared unfit for service and get a better chance at ascending while the chads and normies get slaughtered on the battlefield
If that's not enough, ive also been mentally hospitalized for ER thoughts before, so that record would be in my favor also.
Yet another instance where i have little to lose and hence no reason to care for society. Rationally i have no reason to oppose WWIII. worst case, the whole world gets nuked, which would be great. Otherwise, I'm declared unfit for service and get a better chance at ascending while the chads and normies get slaughtered on the battlefield
Cuckold if you fight
i am afraid of jumping of the roof and spending the rest of my life in a wheelchair so i will join and kill myself the moment i have a gun
if im gonna be able to rape and plunder i'll join. if the military is cucked and will crack down on war crimes i'm going to cuckanada and NEETing with @wei#3959 and @wizard32
@proudweeb friendly fire imagine that they are giving you grenade and gun with clips jfl i would take them all with myself (in video game)
In my opinion. If I ever got drafted in, I would just fight against it go to jail instead unless your country has some sort of penal military system where they send prisoners to war.
i'm actually unfit for conscription tho due to disability jfl
I'll go fight because I want to release my Incel rage on some random fuckers and get away with it. I'm sure it'll be better than wage slaving and if I ever feel like I wanna leave I'll go AWOL.
At least I'll have some fun before i die (IN CSGO )
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I take ssris so hopefully that disqualifies me. And I’m an old wizardcel
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Depends in a lot of circumstances
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Based come help me dispose of my parents
I've got my plans, negative score baby.
i ain't doin shit jfl
I’m never going to fight someone else’s war. Fuck that.
Same even though I’m not disability, I’ll most likely not make through basic training
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@subhuman
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what disability do you have? surely not intellectual ur rly high iq esp. for ur age
My ankles are mangled. It would exempt me from military service.
JFL you hate them that much?
I'd join for the rape I guess
Hide at my parents' house or go live in the wild.
I will only fight for Incelistan.
I will only fight for Incelistan.
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I'll pretend I have a cognitive impairment that will prevent me from serving. Failing that, I'll fat fuckmaxx so I'm too fat to fight. Failing that, I'll tell them to fuck themselves and force them to jail me.
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Oh damn so a somatic/bodily issue
How’s walking for you? Running? Jumping?
And uh well ya they don’t let me have a gf or interact with women
"Sorry, I've been kicked out the military already, I'm really not sorry!"
"I'll comfort your sister, wife, girlfriend, or milf in your absence."
"I'll comfort your sister, wife, girlfriend, or milf in your absence."
imagine fighting and risking ur life for peak clown soyciety
us Incel don't really have any incentive to fight for our countries since we are typically single men without children or prospects of a family.
However, if I get drafted, I will prob just go with it cause going to jail is even worse.
However, if I get drafted, I will prob just go with it cause going to jail is even worse.
Definitely dodge the draft and then leave the country. Ain't no fucking way I'm going to fight for the jews or a country who gave me nothing.
Even if they promised me a hot young virgin wife after the way I'd tell them to fuck right off.
Even if they promised me a hot young virgin wife after the way I'd tell them to fuck right off.
cuck
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The worst part is during the entire war, the normies will be constantly putting the incels at danger by sabotaging, bullying and deceiving incels. It's a really bad situation to be in as an incel.
I'd fight. Worst case scenario is I die and my shitty incel life is over. Best case scenario is I survive and am part of the small fraction of men who get to come back. The male to female ratio will be so lopsided towards female that I will be guaranteed a wife.
What can I do lol, it's not like I can run away from the conscription
Cope
This will not happen as America and UK is to much of a pussys to fight a war with a large country, if they can't beat the Viet Cong or the Taliban then what makes you think they go to war with Russia
id join before hand and enlist in the airforce so im safe and comfy
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