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Serious Would you rather fight in the Vietnam war or WW1? (Revisited)

Which war are you choosing?

  • Vietnam

    Votes: 17 58.6%
  • WW1

    Votes: 12 41.4%

  • Total voters
    29
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Vietnam:
You could get drafted anytime between 1965 and 1973

I don’t know jack really about all the different offensive and battles buts let’s say you’ll probably fight in the jungle against the invisible VC fighters

YOUR LOAD OUT

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Load out 1: If you’re 4’8 - 5’6 you’ll get a m27 grenade launcher and you’ll have to do tunnel rat clearing duty with just a revolver and a knife.

Load out 2: If you’re 5’7-6’2 you’ll get a m16 and you’ll just get a flak vest and might have to get on a turret on a vehicle and provide covering fire

Loud out 3: If you’re over 190 pounds and muscular you’ll have to carry a M60 into combat and provide cover fire anytime your sergeant tells you. No more hearing I guess

ENVIRONMENT: mucky humid and shitty, tons of bugs and dangerous animals not just the pissed off asians. Lots of booby traps that will probably leave you disabled, like imagine sharpened sticks with shit sticking through your legs and dick. Yeah no thanks.

COMBAT: you’ll probably being fighting against an invisible enemy. You’ll usually just fire into a certain direction before air support blows them up. Maybe you’ll fight against the NVA but idk.

THE ENEMY: NVA and VC commies, using whatever and whenever to strike, they lack air support and Armored vehicles. It’s all impersonal guerrilla warfare.

LOCALS: I know most people in the original thread where talking about raping the local Asian foids but these people are fucking dirty man, like I don’t think villagers are taking showers or baths plus the women are flat chested due to starvation and old looking because of constant sun exposure. But yeah they’ll hate you and see you as a invading force.

Causality rate
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Well I guess that’s it for Vietnam



WW1

You’ll get drafted anytime between 1917-1918

Americans troops obviously fought on the western front but there was divisions sent to the Italian front and even Russia. But for sake of simplicity we’ll only be discussing the war in France.

LOAD OUT
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LOAD OUT 1: If you’re 4’8 - 5’6 you’ll get a pump action shotgun and a m1911

LOAD OUT 2: If you’re 5’7 - 6’2 you’ll just get a standard Springfield rifle and maybe one rifle grande

LOAD OUT 3: If you’re muscular and fit you’ll get a french chauchat, however in September 1918 you’ll get a BAR rifle instead for the final three months of the war.

ENVIRONMENT:
Shitty mud soaked wasteland, I mean we all know what no man’s land must have looked like. But yeah constant dangers at everywhere. You’ll be assigned to a trench for the most part. How ever during the final months you’ll be fighting in villages and roads/country sides as you push the Germans back

COMBAT: Artillery and large infantry assaults, you might find yourself fighting alongside French troops. Brutal trench cleaning. During the final months you’ll fight alongside a shit ton of tanks against a retreating enemy. You’ll mostly be killed by artillery then a German solider.

THE ENEMY: A shell of its former self, mostly made up of starving poorly trained conscripts. You’ll definitely have the upper hand due to tanks and a booming industrialized army of three nations. However this is a war of artillery mostly.

THE LOCALS: you’ll be seen as a hero by the French civilians, pale skinned French foids with lots a pubic hair will want to fuck you. If you’re into 1910s foids who don’t shave their pubes then I guess that’s lifefuel for you.

Causality rate
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Noticed how it only says 53,402 died in combat? Around the same number of American deaths in the Vietnam war. Most deaths where caused by the Spanish flu.

But yeah this is a more detailed version

Both wars had the same number of combat causalities
 
Vietnam is much much safer than WW1
 
Am drafting all the niggas to the thread who answered previous poll
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I’d tag more but I think the mods might give me a % for it
 
Vietnam:
You could get drafted anytime between 1965 and 1973

I don’t know jack really about all the different offensive and battles buts let’s say you’ll probably fight in the jungle against the invisible VC fighters

YOUR LOAD OUT

View attachment 1694666

Load out 1: If you’re 4’8 - 5’6 you’ll get a m27 grenade launcher and you’ll have to do tunnel rat clearing duty with just a revolver and a knife.

Load out 2: If you’re 5’7-6’2 you’ll get a m16 and you’ll just get a flak vest and might have to get on a turret on a vehicle and provide covering fire

Loud out 3: If you’re over 190 pounds and muscular you’ll have to carry a M60 into combat and provide cover fire anytime your sergeant tells you. No more hearing I guess

ENVIRONMENT: mucky humid and shitty, tons of bugs and dangerous animals not just the pissed off asians. Lots of booby traps that will probably leave you disabled, like imagine sharpened sticks with shit sticking through your legs and dick. Yeah no thanks.

COMBAT: you’ll probably being fighting against an invisible enemy. You’ll usually just fire into a certain direction before air support blows them up. Maybe you’ll fight against the NVA but idk.

THE ENEMY: NVA and VC commies, using whatever and whenever to strike, they lack air support and Armored vehicles. It’s all impersonal guerrilla warfare.

LOCALS: I know most people in the original thread where talking about raping the local Asian foids but these people are fucking dirty man, like I don’t think villagers are taking showers or baths plus the women are flat chested due to starvation and old looking because of constant sun exposure. But yeah they’ll hate you and see you as a invading force.

Causality rate
View attachment 1694670

Well I guess that’s it for Vietnam



WW1

You’ll get drafted anytime between 1917-1918

Americans troops obviously fought on the western front but there was divisions sent to the Italian front and even Russia. But for sake of simplicity we’ll only be discussing the war in France.

LOAD OUT
View attachment 1694672

LOAD OUT 1: If you’re 4’8 - 5’6 you’ll get a pump action shotgun and a m1911

LOAD OUT 2: If you’re 5’7 - 6’2 you’ll just get a standard Springfield rifle and maybe one rifle grande

LOAD OUT 3: If you’re muscular and fit you’ll get a french chauchat, however in September 1918 you’ll get a BAR rifle instead for the final three months of the war.

ENVIRONMENT:
Shitty mud soaked wasteland, I mean we all know what no man’s land must have looked like. But yeah constant dangers at everywhere. You’ll be assigned to a trench for the most part. How ever during the final months you’ll be fighting in villages and roads/country sides as you push the Germans back

COMBAT: Artillery and large infantry assaults, you might find yourself fighting alongside French troops. Brutal trench cleaning. During the final months you’ll fight alongside a shit ton of tanks against a retreating enemy. You’ll mostly be killed by artillery then a German solider.

THE ENEMY: A shell of its former self, mostly made up of starving poorly trained conscripts. You’ll definitely have the upper hand due to tanks and a booming industrialized army of three nations. However this is a war of artillery mostly.

THE LOCALS: you’ll be seen as a hero by the French civilians, pale skinned French foids with lots a pubic hair will want to fuck you. If you’re into 1910s foids who don’t shave their pubes then I guess that’s lifefuel for you.

Causality rate
View attachment 1694677

Noticed how it only says 53,402 died in combat? Around the same number of American deaths in the Vietnam war. Most deaths where caused by the Spanish flu.

But yeah this is a more detailed version

Both wars had the same number of combat causalities
I'd rather fight in the WW1, how can you even navigate those jungles jfl. Good luck if you ever got caught by the enemy too. Vietcongs were masters at torturing.
 
i think i'll go WW1
 
If I’m on the US side, why is it even a question? Riding on a Huey and firing MG60 while blasting Fortunate Son doesn’t seem so bad.
 
Vietnam:
You could get drafted anytime between 1965 and 1973

I don’t know jack really about all the different offensive and battles buts let’s say you’ll probably fight in the jungle against the invisible VC fighters

YOUR LOAD OUT

View attachment 1694666

Load out 1: If you’re 4’8 - 5’6 you’ll get a m27 grenade launcher and you’ll have to do tunnel rat clearing duty with just a revolver and a knife.

Load out 2: If you’re 5’7-6’2 you’ll get a m16 and you’ll just get a flak vest and might have to get on a turret on a vehicle and provide covering fire

Loud out 3: If you’re over 190 pounds and muscular you’ll have to carry a M60 into combat and provide cover fire anytime your sergeant tells you. No more hearing I guess

ENVIRONMENT: mucky humid and shitty, tons of bugs and dangerous animals not just the pissed off asians. Lots of booby traps that will probably leave you disabled, like imagine sharpened sticks with shit sticking through your legs and dick. Yeah no thanks.

COMBAT: you’ll probably being fighting against an invisible enemy. You’ll usually just fire into a certain direction before air support blows them up. Maybe you’ll fight against the NVA but idk.

THE ENEMY: NVA and VC commies, using whatever and whenever to strike, they lack air support and Armored vehicles. It’s all impersonal guerrilla warfare.

LOCALS: I know most people in the original thread where talking about raping the local Asian foids but these people are fucking dirty man, like I don’t think villagers are taking showers or baths plus the women are flat chested due to starvation and old looking because of constant sun exposure. But yeah they’ll hate you and see you as a invading force.

Causality rate
View attachment 1694670

Well I guess that’s it for Vietnam



WW1

You’ll get drafted anytime between 1917-1918

Americans troops obviously fought on the western front but there was divisions sent to the Italian front and even Russia. But for sake of simplicity we’ll only be discussing the war in France.

LOAD OUT
View attachment 1694672

LOAD OUT 1: If you’re 4’8 - 5’6 you’ll get a pump action shotgun and a m1911

LOAD OUT 2: If you’re 5’7 - 6’2 you’ll just get a standard Springfield rifle and maybe one rifle grande

LOAD OUT 3: If you’re muscular and fit you’ll get a french chauchat, however in September 1918 you’ll get a BAR rifle instead for the final three months of the war.

ENVIRONMENT:
Shitty mud soaked wasteland, I mean we all know what no man’s land must have looked like. But yeah constant dangers at everywhere. You’ll be assigned to a trench for the most part. How ever during the final months you’ll be fighting in villages and roads/country sides as you push the Germans back

COMBAT: Artillery and large infantry assaults, you might find yourself fighting alongside French troops. Brutal trench cleaning. During the final months you’ll fight alongside a shit ton of tanks against a retreating enemy. You’ll mostly be killed by artillery then a German solider.

THE ENEMY: A shell of its former self, mostly made up of starving poorly trained conscripts. You’ll definitely have the upper hand due to tanks and a booming industrialized army of three nations. However this is a war of artillery mostly.

THE LOCALS: you’ll be seen as a hero by the French civilians, pale skinned French foids with lots a pubic hair will want to fuck you. If you’re into 1910s foids who don’t shave their pubes then I guess that’s lifefuel for you.

Causality rate
View attachment 1694677

Noticed how it only says 53,402 died in combat? Around the same number of American deaths in the Vietnam war. Most deaths where caused by the Spanish flu.

But yeah this is a more detailed version

Both wars had the same number of combat causalities
Both were a hell but I prefer Vietnam.
 
If I keep being French, Vietnam
If I'm American, WWI
 
vietnam easily

way more fun than that trench shit + I would never fight against my German brotherz yo
 
You know a lot about this mang you are smart
 
WW1 is better vietnam would just be torture, i would probally die at some trap. They where very good at making hidden jungle traps and lets not forget the dangerous animals in the jungle
 
I forgot to make the poll results public like a idiot
 
At least in vietnam you could rape villiage foids after murdering her whole fuckin family

In ww1 you wouldn’t even have had the chance to
 
vietnam

the music and culture is ever so slightly relatable
 
Vietnam probably
 
At least in vietnam you could rape villiage foids after murdering her whole fuckin family

In ww1 you wouldn’t even have had the chance to
Well the French foids would see you as a hero and possibly have sex with you willingly. Also, the village foids would look and smell fucking nasty
 
I’m somewhat attracted towards Vietnam by the superior music, but for World War I, at least if you were killed you had a good 60% chance of it being instant from either a machine gun round to the head or being vaporized by an artillery shell.

Also if you survived, you got to enjoy the Roaring 20s. Just keep your money in gold and store it in a fire-resistant safe in your house instead of a bank and don’t invest too much money in the stock market in 1929.
 
WW1 was nightmare fuel, everyone was storming and getting mowed down by machine guns, or just randomly getting blown up arty, fuck that.
 

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