things required to get laid as an oldcel

[mylifeistrash]

- nw0 hairline to offset your aging
- 6'4+ in height to dominate the younger generation
- 200k+ a year in income
- party lifestyle to meet and retain women
- top tier looks, need to be a former model or jock chad

am i missing anything?

 

[VST]

Cannot be a virgin.

 

[Leaguecell]

maybe if you want to fuck 20yo golddiggers, otherwise BS

 

[Angry_runt]

I'm 35 but girls aren't any less attracted to me than when I was in my 20s.

Not at all == not at all

 

[FeminismsCancer]

$millions and millions

 

[FACEandLMS]

things required to get laid as an oldcel

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