Experiment I need to talk to a girl monday

[Michael W. Ford]

What do I do? Please help me

I dont know how to talk to girls

I'm 31, and I never learned how to talk to girls. I want to practice some magick on a hoe, but I need lack the basic social skills to do it. I'm asking you guys for help. How do I make small talk? I need to get her full name to do the spell. I am quite at every place I've ever worked at. I can't...

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@LuciferX @Orzmund @war_with_myself @Copexodius Maximus @Sigma @turbosperg @Luzifer @surreal @Swagpilled @ahenobarbus @SunnyDayLover @DespressedCurryCel1

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

 

[war_with_myself]

talk to her like she is any other guy

 

[Luzifer]

Get high and drunk first, then do cocaine and you will be good in video game

 

[Nanoventor]

 

[PLA1092]

You're going to be negatively judged and projection on being a subhuman daring to even talk to a foid, regardless of what you do; if you're legitimately a sub 5 male, it's unfortunate but I must tell you that your "magic" shtick will only further exemplify your mistreatment and mockery as a physically unattractive male talking to a foid out of the blue for such purposes...

Not to mention you're 30, only giving you further of a failo with your subhumanity: have you attempted it before?

It's quite easy to do so, simply changing what you say and acting as normal as the average subhuman can; the problem is that it doesn't matter, as simply having the genetic curse of being physically unattractive is enough to get you deemed as having plenty of "bad" traits, both to make up a more socially accepted reason to continue to reject and keep you in isolation, and because the horn effect makes most foids and normies/Chads/cucks project negative traits onto you simply because of one another bad trait, like subhumanity...

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Use magick

 

[Michael W. Ford]

You're going to be negatively judged and projection on being a subhuman daring to even talk to a foid, regardless of what you do; if you're legitimately a sub 5 male, it's unfortunate but I must tell you that your "magic" shtick will only further exemplify your mistreatment and mockery as a physically unattractive male talking to a foid out of the blue for such purposes...

Not to mention you're 30, only giving you further of a failo with your subhumanity: have you attempted it before?

I'm 31, and she's 18, I going to give her a fake age. Can I larp as a 21 year old?

 

[Michael W. Ford]

Use magick

But what do I say?

 

[Michael W. Ford]

talk to her like she is any other guy

I don't know how to talk to guys

 

[LeFrenchCel]

But what do I say?

Start with hello.
After that, no idea.

 

[PLA1092]

I'm 31, and she's 18, I going to give her a fake age. Can I larp as a 21 year old?

Only you know that, with your physical appearance.

 

[war_with_myself]

I don't know how to talk to guys

ask her lots of questions. avoid questions that can be answered with 'yes'/'no'. avoid answering questions with 'yes'/'no'. basically, make her talk most of the time. good luck.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

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ask her lots of questions. avoid questions that can be answered with 'yes'/'no'. avoid answering questions with 'yes'/'no'. basically, make her talk most of the time. good luck.

Ok, thanks. I'll think of some good questions.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

Only you know that, with your physical appearance.

I don't want to come off as old. How old is too old?

 

[Incelius Savage]

I don't know how to talk to guys

Just talk with her about her interests.

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

What do I do? Please help me

I dont know how to talk to girls

I'm 31, and I never learned how to talk to girls. I want to practice some magick on a hoe, but I need lack the basic social skills to do it. I'm asking you guys for help. How do I make small talk? I need to get her full name to do the spell. I am quite at every place I've ever worked at. I can't...

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@LuciferX @Orzmund @war_with_myself @Copexodius Maximus @Sigma @turbosperg @Luzifer @surreal @Swagpilled @ahenobarbus @SunnyDayLover @DespressedCurryCel1

Bro honestly I’d advise you to approach a foid when no one is around. Maybe go out some where late at night or something and wait at a bus stop, if you see a foid there approach it.

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

But if you mean you’re GOING to talk to a girl on Monday just practice talking to your self in the mirror

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I'm 31, and she's 18, I going to give her a fake age. Can I larp as a 21 year old?

Don’t lie. Just pretend to be confident and relaxed.

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

I'm 31, and she's 18, I going to give her a fake age. Can I larp as a 21 year old?

It’s not worth it, boyo. As soon as she finds out she’ll reject you but try anyway.

 

[Swagpilled]

"How do I talk to girls?"

pretend you're doing a survey and need her full name.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

It’s not worth it, boyo. As soon as she finds out she’ll reject you but try anyway.

The dumb bitch will never find out

 

[Michael W. Ford]

Bro honestly I’d advise you to approach a foid when no one is around. Maybe go out some where late at night or something and wait at a bus stop, if you see a foid there approach it.

This is a work situation

 

[Sigma]

What do I do? Please help me

Not very different from talking to guys
If you’re neurotypical and are socialized you can quite easily simply converse with foids (if they let you)

Looks like I provided the most coherent realistic answer I could ever come up with but why on earth did you tag me? This is an INCEL forum btw not a venue for ascended men that understand what women expect (in socializing) from a guy they're interested in.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

ask her lots of questions. avoid questions that can be answered with 'yes'/'no'. avoid answering questions with 'yes'/'no'. basically, make her talk most of the time. good luck.

Should I ask her if she smokes weed?

 

[Michael W. Ford]

Looks like I provided the most coherent realistic answer I could ever come up with but why on earth did you tag me? This is an INCEL forum btw not a venue for ascended men that understand what women expect (in socializing) from a guy they're interested in.

I'll ask on looksmax

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

The dumb bitch will never find out

Then just practice talking in the mirror and convince your self that it’s not going to work, this will help lower your expectations and will help you be less disappointed if she rejects you cause that’s what’s going to happen unless you’re one in a million.

 

[Sigma]

I'll ask on looksmax

You may get highly autistic advice but just know this: IF a female is interested in you, she will make it VERY OBVIOUS. Without that genuine attraction on her part, talking to her is pointless.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

Then just practice talking in the mirror and convince your self that it’s not going to work, this will help lower your expectations and will help you be less disappointed if she rejects you cause that’s what’s going to happen unless you’re one in a million.

I'm not afraid of failure

 

[Michael W. Ford]

You may get highly autistic advice but just know this: IF a female is interested in you, she will make it VERY OBVIOUS. Without that genuine attraction on her part, talking to her is pointless.

I'm too autistic to notice very obvious signs. Please tell me what an attracted girl looks like.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

You may get highly autistic advice but just know this: IF a female is interested in you, she will make it VERY OBVIOUS. Without that genuine attraction on her part, talking to her is pointless.

The girl is autistic, what does a horny autistic girl look like?

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

I'm not afraid of failure

then just practice talking in the mirror so you don’t sound weird talking to the foid

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

Also if if I may ask, where does she rank on a looks scale of 1-10?

 

[Michael W. Ford]

Also if if I may ask, where does she rank on a looks scale of 1-10?

I'm not a good judge of looks. She's like 4'11, flat chested, and very skinny with long brown hair.

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

I'm not a good judge of looks. She's like 4'11, flat chested, and very skinny with long brown hair.

How tall are you?

 

[Sigma]

I'm too autistic to notice very obvious signs. Please tell me what an attracted girl looks like.

It's more action/verbal oriented than mere body language and facial expression

 

[Michael W. Ford]

How tall are you?

I'm 5'5"

 

[Michael W. Ford]

How tall are you?

I also have the voice of a 13 year old

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

I'm 5'5"

Ok I think you have a chance maybe by lifts to appear 3 inches taller. Also is the foid ethnic abs are you white?

 

[Loner94]

Need to or want to ?

 

[Sigma]

The girl is autistic, what does a horny autistic girl look like?

Even autistic girls do the same things as conventionally attractive Neurotypicl foids when they are hinting that they either like you or want you to approach them
If she socially orbits you in any way, that's a good sign
If she abruptly asks what your name is and then proceeds to make real conversation with you, that's a good sign
If she smiles often while talking to you and looks a bit shy/nervous when near you, that's POSSIBLY an indicator
If she asks one of your friends, acquaintances, family members or coworkers if you're single, that's a good sign

 

[Michael W. Ford]

Ok I think you have a chance maybe by lifts to appear 3 inches taller. Also is the foid ethnic abs are you white?

I'm Puerto Rican, and she's white

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

I'm Puerto Rican, and she's white

I don’t think you have a chance but just try anyway. Maybe you will outliermaxx

 

[Michael W. Ford]

Need to or want to ?

She's a coworker

 

[based_meme]

Can't one of the dozen or so demons you're promoting help you more...directly?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

If u gotta try, it’s already over for you, Chico

 

[Michael W. Ford]

I don’t think you have a chance but just try anyway. Maybe you will outliermaxx

Remember that Duke Sallos thread? I wish I was in contact with him.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

Can't one of the dozen or so demons you're promoting help you more...directly?

I'm not in contact with any demons

 

[based_meme]

I'm not in contact with any demons

Then why the fuck do you keep spamming demon summoning threads?