LDAR I would need a girl to take care of me

[Cryo]

A girl to:
- Do my chores
- Give me money and buy me videogames and stuff I want
- Cook healthy, greeny and spicy food for me
- Travel with me to cool places alone
- Clean the house
- Make my bed and give me a good night kiss
- Let me game and jerk off everyday
- Pay the bills

Yet none want to. So Im just rotting. Nothing to do. Who agrees?

 

[Animecel2D]

yikes inkel so entitled!

 

[Just say NIGGER!]

Hello IT

 

[nihilum]

I want a girl to be sexually attracted to me.

 

[UnluckyPrimate]

Only for chad

 

[Cryo]

I want a girl to be sexually attracted to me.

Same

 

[DISASTER]

- Let me game and jerk off everyday

Nigger

 

[SewerGoat]

You are describing a mom

 

[Cryo]

Nigger

I'm lazy + she can do that too in free time

 

[PLS HALP ME]

You want an expensive maid, no girls for you.

 

[BlackPilledNormi]

You are describing a mom

Quite literally, sex isnt even a point for him

 

[FromOuterVenus]

Honestly what do you give in return

Hello IT

 

[Cryo]

Honestly what do you give in return

Love and appreciation

 

[tradswede]

You are describing a mom

Exactly

 

[TheSlavicCel]

Only for chad

 

[FromOuterVenus]

Love and appreciation

Though you should realize women get this everyday, and actually can get from someone other beside you if they just want

 

[Cryo]

Though you should realize women get this everyday, and actually can get from someone other beside you if they just want

I know

 

[Frail Link]

- Let me game and jerk off everyday

Did you mean: let me game with her and fuck her everyday ?

 

[Cryo]

Did you mean: let me game with her and fuck her everyday ?

Yes thats cute and swell. But she would fuck me not I fuck her * edit: Like girl on top, taking initiative

 

[SewerGoat]

Yes thats cute and swell. But she would fuck me not I fuck her

How exactly would that work. You are weird af man. You are a troll for sure.

 

[FromOuterVenus]

How exactly would that work. You are weird af man. You are a troll for sure.

It's called being GrAY

 

[nihilist chud]

I want a girl to be sexually attracted to me.

 

[nihilist chud]

A girl to:
- Do my chores
- Give me money and buy me videogames and stuff I want
- Cook healthy, greeny and spicy food for me
- Travel with me to cool places alone
- Clean the house
- Make my bed and give me a good night kiss
- Let me game and jerk off everyday
- Pay the bills

Yet none want to. So Im just rotting. Nothing to do. Who agrees?

just be an average foid

 

[Cryo]

How exactly would that work. You are weird af man. You are a troll for sure.

What's the problem here

 

[SewerGoat]

What's the problem here

Hello IT

 

[nihilum]

Hello IT

IT foids can suck me

 

[Cryo]

Hello IT

Oh, I meant she'd take the initiative. Like riding and stuff

 

[ANTAGONIST]

A girl to:
- Do my chores
- Give me money and buy me videogames and stuff I want
- Cook healthy, greeny and spicy food for me
- Travel with me to cool places alone
- Clean the house
- Make my bed and give me a good night kiss
- Let me game and jerk off everyday
- Pay the bills

Yet none want to. So Im just rotting. Nothing to do. Who agrees?

You're just talking about a mom. You didn't even mention sex, what do you mean "jack off"? What do you need a girlfriend for then?

 

[ANTAGONIST]

 

[Cryo]

You're just talking about a mom. You didn't even mention sex, what do you mean "jack off"? What do you need a girlfriend for then?

I forgot, but u dont like it?

 

[ANTAGONIST]

I forgot, but u dont like it?

Don't like what?

 

[Cryo]

Don't like what?

The list

 

[ANTAGONIST]

The list

I mean it's alright but really unrealistic. Your mom can do those things for you. No foid will treat you like a puppy, realistically.

 

[Cryo]

I mean it's alright but really unrealistic. Your mom can do those things for you. No foid will treat you like a puppy, realistically.

Ik. Life sucks. I need it to be happy

 

[Leon98]

I want a girl to be sexually attracted to me.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

 

[AutismKing]

Chad only, sorry

- Do my chores
- Give me money and buy me videogames and stuff I want
- Cook healthy, greeny and spicy food for me
- Travel with me to cool places alone
- Clean the house
- Make my bed and give me a good night kiss
- Let me game and jerk off everyday
- Pay the bills

As a male you are the provider gender.
Only women can afford to slack off like that. You are expected to work and provide for the family, so this is a complete fantasy, never gonna happen ever

 

[sirlancelot]

Yes thats cute and swell. But she would fuck me not I fuck her * edit: Like girl on top, taking initiative

Another day another GrAY

 

[sirlancelot]

Yes thats cute and swell. But she would fuck me not I fuck her * edit: Like girl on top, taking initiative

Ignoredd

 

[literallyretarded]

A girl to:
- Do my chores
- Give me money and buy me videogames and stuff I want
- Cook healthy, greeny and spicy food for me
- Travel with me to cool places alone
- Clean the house
- Make my bed and give me a good night kiss
- Let me game and jerk off everyday
- Pay the bills

Yet none want to. So Im just rotting. Nothing to do. Who agrees?

i need a girl like this

 

[ItsOverMan]

A girl to:
- Do my chores
- Give me money and buy me videogames and stuff I want
- Cook healthy, greeny and spicy food for me
- Travel with me to cool places alone
- Clean the house
- Make my bed and give me a good night kiss
- Let me game and jerk off everyday
- Pay the bills

Yet none want to. So Im just rotting. Nothing to do. Who agrees?

Your mom does that for you already probably.

 

[Cryo]

As a male you are the provider gender.
Only women can afford to slack off like that. You are expected to work and provide for the family, so this is a complete fantasy, never gonna happen ever

I don't want that

 

[lagaga]

This is stupid
You haven't mentioned love or sex once.
Are you a faggot?

 

[franco]

A girl to:
- Do my chores
- Give me money and buy me videogames and stuff I want
- Cook healthy, greeny and spicy food for me
- Travel with me to cool places alone
- Clean the house
- Make my bed and give me a good night kiss
- Let me game and jerk off everyday
- Pay the bills

Yet none want to. So Im just rotting. Nothing to do. Who agrees?

just live with your parents as long as you can