Serious How do you even begin to escortmaxx?

[kikecel]

How do you approach a foid and ask for sex, even if its paid sex.
Boggles my mind.
This makes me think even further that escrotcels
Are volcels.
I really want to go to an escort but im too scared of under preforming or even worse - rejection

 

[AutistCell]

you say "oi, gimme pussy-peepee-friction-time!" and throw cash at their face

 

[grondilu]

under preforming

This again omg.

SHE DOES NOT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR "PERFORMANCE" FOR FUCKS SAKE.

 

[kikecel]

This again omg.

SHE DOES NOT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR "PERFORMANCE" FOR FUCKS SAKE.

I was talking about not even managing to getting it up

 

[grondilu]

rejection

Well yeah that can happen. It happened to me and I don't think I'm ugly. Just try an other one. At the end of the day they want money, one will eventually ignore how bad looking you are.

 

[SUFFARI]

I guess Amsterdam is the most famous place, or SEA if ur Aussie, its legal there so shouldn't be weird

 

[Deleted member 14577]

want sum fuk?

 

[Words2_live_bye]

you say "oi, gimme pussy-peepee-friction-time!" and throw cash at their face

tbh OP you have to at least have the money, plus the low inhib to do it, plus be decent looking and have decent dick NOT to be rejected

 

[SUFFARI]

getting it up

Pills

 

[Animecel2D]

I can't help you there. I haven't gone to one either tbh.

 

[kikecel]

I don't think I'm ugly.

 

[BlkPillPres]

I was talking about not even managing to getting it up

1. The only way that happens is if you've been fapping recently, give it two weeks or so without porn, you'll be find

2. A whore will only reject you if you are extremely ugly, and not not like how many users like to meme that "its over" for them and they are 4/10 and above, you have to look really really bad, like disfigured to be rejected by a whore

3. Escortcels not being cowards doesn't make us volcels, you just need to stop being a coward

 

[AutistCell]

tbh OP you have to at least have the money, plus the low inhib to do it, plus be decent looking and have decent dick NOT to be rejected

they charge more to ugly people i know that for a fact

 

[grondilu]

I was talking about not even managing to getting it up

Well yes that's a problem with escorts, because you can't see her before you start negotiating.

See if you can condition the paiement to her being able to give you an erection.

Ideally you should see hookers, not escorts. Because you see hookers IRL before any negotiation, thus you'll know if you'll get hard.

 

[kikecel]

3. Escortcels not being cowards doesn't make us volcels, you just need to stop being a coward

JUST BE YOURSELF BRO WHATS THE PROBLEM BRO

 

[Words2_live_bye]

they charge more to ugly people i know that for a fact

i don't doubt it.
tbh if i ever DID escortmaxx, i'd only fuck top tier women

 

[AutistCell]

tbh if i ever DID escortmaxx, i'd only fuck top tier women

subtle brag

 

[grondilu]

JUST BE YOURSELF BRO WHATS THE PROBLEM BRO

Fear is something that can and must be overcome.

We can't do it for you, though. We can only encourage you.

 

[Deleted member 25223]

Depends on what country you're on, but the easiest way is generally to find an escort catalog on your city, and then whatsapp message her. If she doesn't have whatsapp and you need to call her, well do it if you're low inhib enough, I wasn't able to so I just found one that did have whatsapp. I also only hired the ones that went to my house, because I feel more comfortable here, so you should probably do the same. Under performing is not a big issue, they actually prefer it if you don't last long, however, not being able to get it up is something that can indeed happen and it happen to me because I was too nervous, so just try to relax I guess. If she's good she'll find a way to relax you, maybe by talking to you for the first 10 minutes and creating a somewhat trusting bond. You should try and find a forum on your city where escortcels review and discuss the escorts and only go for the ones who have a good general opinion, or simply ask them which one they recommend for a beginner who is nervous about it. Anyways, good luck, hope you can have a nice escortmaxx. Come back and tell the story if you do.

 

[Speedloader]

you say "oi, gimme pussy-peepee-friction-time!" and throw cash at their face

 

[Words2_live_bye]

subtle brag

well i see it as if i'm gonna be PAYING for pussy, it might as well be top tier pussy

 

[Deleted member 19236]

i imagine you'd ask her price

 

[Deleted member 21219]

You start by making money. Then you can choose either to go through an SP (basically a glorified pimp) or an independent foid. You pick one, negotiate amount, clarify whats included and whats not.

Then you show up and get the job done. I wouldnt recommend paying full amount in advance. I usually pay 50% to keep em honest.

 

[AutistCell]

well i see it as if i'm gonna be PAYING for pussy, it might as well be top tier pussy

yeah but the money
like im kinda curious to what a vagina feels like so i was thinking of whoremaxxing a 7

 

[NEETard]

First step is to cut your balls off and admit youre a cuck

 

[kikecel]

First step is to cut your balls off and admit youre a cuck

 

[Deleted member 21219]

First step is to cut your balls off and admit youre a cuck

Fkin escorts is the best most of us can hope for.

 

[NEETard]

Fkin escorts is the best most of us can hope for.

Cope

 

[BlkPillPres]

JUST BE YOURSELF BRO WHATS THE PROBLEM BRO

Literally has nothing to do with what I said, are you retarded?

 

[Words2_live_bye]

yeah but the money
like im kinda curious to what a vagina feels like so i was thinking of whoremaxxing a 7

maybe you should tbh

 

[kikecel]

Literally has nothing to do with what I said, are you retarded?

Yes

 

[Deleted member 21219]

OP, you need to change your perspective on escorts. You are there to be the recipient of a service. You dont have to worry about performing. The foid is the one whos getting paid. Shes the one whos going to be judged as worthy or not.

 

[Stalin]

How do you approach a foid and ask for sex, even if its paid sex.
Boggles my mind.
This makes me think even further that escrotcels

like this

 

[Deleted member 20536]

The hardest part Is the phonecall,after that its all downhill

 

[Deleted member 22999]

I don't think I'm ugly

 

[Deleted member 21219]

like this

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50 USD/hour? Thatsa good deal tbh.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

I think you search for them on internet and then you call them. At least that's how it is on my country

 

[Stalin]

50 USD/hour? Thatsa good deal tbh.

Ho Chi Minh though...

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Ho Chi Minh though...

Pussy is pussy.

 

[Stalin]

is she retarded ?

Yes, but who cares.

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

How do you approach a foid and ask for sex, even if its paid sex.
Boggles my mind.
This makes me think even further that escrotcels
Are volcels.
I really want to go to an escort but im too scared of under preforming or even worse - rejection

You go to strip clubs. Just lol if you think you walk up to random ass foids and ask for sex.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Yes, but who cares.

Dude........ I need me some retarded pussy

You're lucky

 

[Stalin]

Dude........ I need me some retarded pussy

You're lucky

Unfortunately that was not me - just saving some random & funny stuff from monger forums.

 

[Deleted member 21760]

She wants your money not your performance.

 

[Awoo]

First step is to cut your balls off and admit youre a cuck

escortcelling isnt cuck, you get something for your money, you get sex.

now simping on onlyfans or patron on the other hand, thats cuck

 

[Deleted member 21760]

escortcelling isnt cuck, you get something for your money, you get sex.

now simping on onlyfans or patron on the other hand, thats cuck

Agree

 

[NEETard]

escortcelling isnt cuck, you get something for your money, you get sex.

now simping on onlyfans or patron on the other hand, thats cuck

What do you get

 

[Jerek]

As an escortcel, i suggest you to start with massages. They are way less effort demanding, you just lay and, depending of the kind of "massage", you get an handjob, a blowjob, a blowjob + rimming or her body pressed on yours.

Regardless of that, i can assure that the first time you will cum in seconds and you WILL feel embarassed. Take it as normal. As long as you get used to it, you will realize that you will come in normal times through those means and then you will try proper escorts, only to find you will come in a few strokes. From that, you will learn to last more.

I always seek for very hot girls that massage you and possibily have sex, because going straight for sex is boring and despite of experience you could find yourself lasting very briefly if you are excited.

 

[Stalin]

As an escortcel, i suggest you to start with massages. They are way less effort demanding, you just lay and, depending of the kind of "massage", you get an handjob, a blowjob, a blowjob + rimming or her body pressed on yours.

Regardless of that, i can assure that the first time you will cum in seconds and you WILL feel embarassed. Take it as normal. As long as you get used to it, you will realize that you will come in normal times through those means and then you will try proper escorts, only to find you will come in a few strokes. From that, you will learn to last more.

I always seek for very hot girls that massage you and possibily have sex, because going straight for sex is boring and despite of experience you could find yourself lasting very briefly if you are excited.

Probably that's why almost all brothels in SEA are hidden under massage banners.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Probably that's why almost all brothels in SEA are hidden under massage banners.
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When I start Johncelling hardcore I'm going to start a blog and create a forum just to spread information like this, where to go, what to say, what to watch out for, how not to get baited by police, how to detect a scam, etc