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Message foids or shockingly reply to theirs.
Set up a meet.
Hope she shows.
Ezpz.
First time - I googled escorts and found some results, texted someone who happened to be her pimp, had a few drinks and popped some valium, turned up, realised she couldn't even speak english ( was probably in the country illegally) , she gave me a quick handjob, i fucked her for 5 mins then finished up, left the building, went home and promptly fell into my bed worse for wear. The end.
That sounded like a complete waste
You're right, it was. I regretted going afterwards as i was in a mess and not thinking straight but it was cheap so i didn't waste too much money. The next time i didn't get as fucked up and i did some research into finding a woman i actually found attractive, instead of a rough looking rice whore. I was basically just fucking a glorified hole first time and i'm surprised i even got off. Lesson learned - don't buy things when under the influence.
Try not to be under the influence period, it clouds your judgement
Five minutes is plenty long enough for me.
Honestly I don't care at all how long it lasts : as long as I go all the way and finish inside, I'm good.
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No condom?
No that's not what I meant. I've never had sex without a condom.
Oh lol, well I want to finish inside inside, I'll probably go the jailbait route for that though, minimal risk of STD's
I'm sure that shit feels amazing, your whole body probably shakes
I doubt it is worth the risk, but it's your call.
Unfortunately it's not always great. It was only great a couple of times. Everytime I go in the hope of experiencing it again but I often leave disappointed.
I bet it would help if I didn't have to fuck a different girl almost everytime
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So you seriously plan on never having your actual penis inside a vagina, condom sex is the be all end all for you, this is it
Sorry I can't do that to myself, I've already missed out on so much in life, I'm not dying without experiencing that
Sex with a condom on is still sex, but to me it isn't the "real thing" because you haven't actually felt what the inside of a vagina feels like, you haven't experienced true pleasure
I have to do it at least once, and i'd be willing to even spend $500 US, but she has to be young and tight, I'm not spending that kind of money for some bitch in her mid 20's or 30's
I'm talking about sex without a condom, not sex period, I assumed based on what you said you'd never done it as its too risky
Dude I really appreciate your posts on this forum so don't take it too bad but you're worshipping the vagina, here.
The quality of your orgasm doesn't depend of some magical property a vagina would have. The psychological part alone matters a lot, otherwise the beauty of the female would not matter, for instance.
As a matter of fact, so far the best orgasm I've ever had was my first with a female and it was with a hand job.
Some places like this already exist - the best I've found is singlemanforum(.)com carried by formerly US-based guy(Logan). He has an anti low effort posts policy so the content quality is pretty good.
Is she European or something?
Never done it
JFL this isn't vagina worship, its no different than wanting to ride a bike without training wheels, or wanting to shoot a gun without blank rounds, either way these acts are "fun" or "entertaining", but they lack the realism that we all want in an experience, and lets be honest, it won't feel as good as "doing the real thing without restrictions"
I don't think you get what I'm saying, it has nothing to do with magical properties but physical properties, a normie friend of mine once described what it was to have your dick inside of a vagina, and they didn't give a magical explanation, he was quite literal and descriptive, they said it feels like a bunch of small soft protrusions that squeeze around and massage your dick especially your dick head, and nothing compares to it, why wouldn't I want to experience that?
Why are you assuming it wouldn't be better with vaginal sex without a condom, maybe you visited shitty whores JFL
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How do you approach a foid and ask for sex, even if its paid sex.
I really want to go to an escort but im too scared of under preforming or even worse - rejection
First of all, you don't approach anyone. This isn't 1950, and you're not a creepy pastor getting caught picking up a cop on the street. You go to an online website, find someone (preferably with good reviews) and text them on a phone app (don't use your number).
Under performing? You're paying a whore. A foid-for-rent. You're not performing. You're using her like a fleshlight. It's an object, not a person, not your girlfriend. A fucking worthless whore you're renting for pocket change. It doesn't respect itself, it doesn't have a father (most likely, or he doesn't care), why the fuck would you care about it or try to "perform"?
No way to avoid "rejection" though. Many of them don't fuck niggers, or have minimum ages like 30+ or 40+.
I had an escort I found on backpage grimace at me and look disappointed after I opened the door once. She was young, looked about... lets say 18... Shit was brutal af. Still creampied her though, but she starfished through the whole thing.
Even pre-wall escortmaxxing is Chad only. Over.
Larpers out!
I have no doubt it would be better, but not much. Again as I said, your pleasure depends much more on your excitation level than on some sensorial input anyway.
Also, I own a sex doll and I can feel there is not much difference in terms of sensations when I use a condom.
JFL how do you know "but not much", I'm pretty sure having something soft and wet that massages and tightens around your penis is going to to feel "much" better than a handjob (in which lube has to be applied to even try to come close)
Heck if you told me a blowjob then I might agree as its just another wet hole, and a woman can exert more control with her mouth so she can do a lot more to make you feel good, but a fucking handjob dude, come on, there's no way its even close to the pleasure of a blowjob or even vaginal
I've felt a handjob, its "meh", even with lube
JFL I'm going to end the conversation on that note because this just sounds like coping, comparing a modern day sex doll to a vagina of an actual living biological creature, I can't argue with such levels of cope, believe what you want it doesn't matter anyways its just you missing out
Yeah maybe for guys with a big one that's what it feels like but not for me.In fact I only once fucked a girl that felt "tight". It was nice indeed but still it wasn't my best experience ever. These things are more complicated than you think IMHO, it's not just mechanical.
Also at the end of the day your orgasm happens inside your body, it doesn't depend on external stimuli.
For instance after I had sex for the first time, I had my most intense orgasm ever, and I was alone in my bed, with a raging boner but not masturbating, just reminiscing my time with the girls few days before. It was also one of the very few non-ejaculatory orgasms I've ever had. Yet I wasn't even touching my dick. So much for your theory of a "massaging vagina"
It's all in the brain, man.
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Ok first it was:
1. JFL dude just stop, your memory must be trash tier, I don't think even you can remember what was your best orgasm
2. At the rate you are regressing with how easy it is for you to have amazing orgasms, you'll tell me next your "truest" best orgasm was when you were playing video games, weren't even thinking about anything sexual, it was "muh most intense evah" and it just happened out of nowhere - "so much for physical stimuli bud, I don't need muh vagina"
Seriously dude, just stick to porn, your body is amazing, you can just induce "the best" orgasms on a thought, why do you even care about being incel JFL
Let me guess your next response - "Best orgasm and most intense orgasm are two different experiences for me with their own criteria, and no I'm not going to explain any further or distinguish between the two, you just have to believe I'm not just making a disingenuous semantic argument"
Now its:
1. JFL dude just stop, your memory must be trash tier, I don't think even you can remember what was your best orgasm
2. At the rate you are regressing with how easy it is for you to have amazing orgasms, you'll tell me next your "truest" best orgasm was when you were playing video games, weren't even thinking about anything sexual, it was "muh most intense evah" and it just happened out of nowhere - "so much for physical stimuli bud, I don't need muh vagina"
Seriously dude, just stick to porn, your body is amazing, you can just induce "the best" orgasms on a thought, why do you even care about being incel JFL
Let me guess your next response - "Best orgasm and most intense orgasm are two different experiences for me with their own criteria, and no I'm not going to explain any further or distinguish between the two, you just have to believe I'm not just making a disingenuous semantic argument"
Lol you got me here. I indeed forgot about the other one. Also I just can't quite tell which one really was the best.
I know it looks bad, you must be thinking I'm making shit up now. I don't, though.
I never managed to induce it again. I guess my memory was fresh or something. It was a very special circumstance too, as I had just spent three days fucking girls in Amsterdam. I had sexual memories all over my mind.
Let me ask you though : have you never had a wet dream ? Those by themselves prove that you can have an orgasm without physical stimulus.
Nocturnal emission - Wikipedia
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I'm sure they care some small amount, since it affects how much work she needs to do, how chafed/dry she gets, etc.
Am I a low-inhib mentalcel fakecel if I've never tried going to a strip club?
TBH most of us should just get literal non-sexual massages, you'd probably cum even without them touching your dick directly, and it probably helps teach us how to talk to people and experience human touch to ready us for more feats.
Pick one.
Message them online anonimouslyHow do you approach a foid and ask for sex, even if its paid sex.
Boggles my mind.
This makes me think even further that escrotcels
Are volcels.
I really want to go to an escort but im too scared of under preforming or even worse - rejection
Message them on the website they're selling their service or email or text them if they're an independent.
With agencies, it's easier.
With agencies, it's easier.
Don't care about your perfmorance foids are turned off automatically by subchadlites. Do escorts often reject clients due to ugliness. @Legendarywristcel @PPEcelHow do you approach a foid and ask for sex, even if its paid sex.
Boggles my mind.
This makes me think even further that escrotcels
Are volcels.
I really want to go to an escort but im too scared of under preforming or even worse - rejection
Not really, they'll more often reject clients for being aggressive or unhygienic or morbidly obese. Oh, and it's common for them to reject blackcels.
Seeing ugly men is part and parcel of their job description.
Idk never being with one
Bro, its called AMPs
Not really. They rarely get chadlites. Most guys who goto escorts are sub 6.
makes sense
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