When I reached 18 and almost finished HS, I adopted a dog. Said dog proved to be a loving, protective little nigga, so he became my emotional support. Within a few months, we ended up sleeping in the same bed (Whenever I would return from school/shopping I would find him on my bed instead of his so I said fuck it and ended up accustoming him to sleep with me) and since he was an affectionate bugger he would usually pin me down and go for my lips whenever I gave a hint of waking up. He was a male dog, but it made me feel loved. From that moment I realized women were for sex/children and nothing more.
P.S. Minor solicitation laws aren't just a US thing sadly. Even in East Europe they're a thing.