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Serious How big is your dick?

How large do you consider your dick to be?

  • Micropenis

    Votes: 6 4.5%
  • Small

    Votes: 23 17.2%
  • Mediocre but not outright small

    Votes: 13 9.7%
  • Average

    Votes: 45 33.6%
  • Fairly big

    Votes: 30 22.4%
  • Large

    Votes: 14 10.4%
  • Monstercock

    Votes: 3 2.2%

  • Total voters
    134
7inch. I don't know which option should I choose.
 
11cm (4.3inch) / 12 cm (4.7inch) if i get warm

i was born to suffer
 
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6 inch in length, but below average in girth. What a child dick. I hope jelqing and stretching will make it bigger.
 
8 inch

height > face > dick
 
Gaycels are touching themself readig this
 
(3.9" Lenght x4.2" Girth )

God...just kill me.
 
Under an inch, like a pathetic flap of skin. Haven't had an erection in literally years due to all the pills I have to take to stay alive. I posted a pic with a proofstamp back along, no-one's is as sorry looking as mine.

I am truly sorry. May the blackpill heal your pain.
 
I surely don't risk to brag about my size.
 
There should be specified amounts for sizes.
 
I am truly sorry. May the blackpill heal your pain.
It's fine Bro, even if I was hung like a donkey it would still be pointless as I'm an ugly 5 foot four manlet.
 
7.7 inches length and 5.5-6 plus inches girth* (*girth size based on A4 paper roll test).


Only females to see it though are prostitutes whom I disbelieved when she said it was "big", "too big", "large cock", "that's a big 'fella", "you have long cock", "machine gun", "oh ah!!! You sure you are Breeee-tiiIIIshhhhh!?!?!?!?!?"
This revelation came too late when it was revealed at age 29 plus after assuming my cock was small and not realising most male porn actors are 7 inches made to look bigger by hiring petite small women.
are you borderline retarded or just bragging? how in the fuck is 7.7 x 5.5-6 girth any where near small ffs man.
 
question related: do foids enjoy actually monstercocks or is it too big for them at this point? By monster I mean over 7.5 inches
 
are you borderline retarded or just bragging? how in the fuck is 7.7 x 5.5-6 girth any where near small ffs man.
lmao @ all of the humblebrags in this thread.
"I have a 10 inch monster cock, but i don't know if that's big, teehee".

It's a thread asking your dick size, you're not gonna get banned for saying "I have a large dick", stop acting so coy you faggots.
It's not as though cock size even matters anyways, at least not for an incel.
 
5.5 inches erect around 3inchses soft
 
jfl @ all the big dickcels here
 
lmao @ all of the humblebrags in this thread.
"I have a 10 inch monster cock, but i don't know if that's big, teehee".

Well...as long they are humble and unassuming.

Genetics can't be helped either way, and there's no point in lying.
 
Big enough to smack a small mammal with and knock it out cold....

Nah im an average white guy lol.. so its pretty average it think..
 
Me life that gay shit miss me 32614046
 
Another bell curve. You guys are so honest :.)
 
Under an inch, like a pathetic flap of skin. Haven't had an erection in literally years due to all the pills I have to take to stay alive. I posted a pic with a proofstamp back along, no-one's is as sorry looking as mine.
PM me a pic
 
I know, I accepted the fact I will die a virgin a long time ago. I once asked my doctor what would happen should I by some miracle manage to get a girlfriend and wanted to have penetrative sex, literally speaking through a grin which he was dying to let rip into laugher, he composed himself somewhat and said, "Just try and find an understanding woman."

Just try and find an understanding woman bro!

:forcedsmile::feelskek:
Are you super fat and fupamaxxing your dick away or is the organ legit sub 1 in?
 
Under an inch, like a pathetic flap of skin. Haven't had an erection in literally years due to all the pills I have to take to stay alive. I posted a pic with a proofstamp back along, no-one's is as sorry looking as mine.
Can confirm. Over it is, indeed.
 
Do not get fat, the stick decreases with fat.
 
5.75 inches of piping hot flesh.
 
7.1" x 5.5" BPEL, I just put fairly big because I don't know.
 
are you borderline retarded or just bragging? how in the fuck is 7.7 x 5.5-6 girth any where near small ffs man.

I'll choose high functioning autist. I recall in a men's magazine where it had a penis measuring chart to put your junk on the edge of the page.

I thought "how can a dateless virgin like me be a virgin with that size of cock"? So I "deleted" the idea I could slay.

That said big penis is useless without a tall body and shoulder to hip ratio (as well as the face and hair of a Calvin Klein model not mentioned) as this study confirms.
https://www.livescience.com/28537-ideal-penis-size-depends-on-height.html

Women assume shorter men with fucked up shoulder to waist ratio to have smaller penises. Also women think flaccid length is an indicator of erectile length

I am the complete opposite of their expectations.

So in some way it is women who are dumb and wonder why they can't orgasm.
 
It's fine Bro, even if I was hung like a donkey it would still be pointless as I'm an ugly 5 foot four manlet.


I mean, even if the latter was true a dick isn't just a useless log of flesh. It's the only thing that makes you a man; it makes you feel masculine and confident.

A big dick helps with confidence, and moreover even if the confidence part isn't true, sometimes not thinking about your small penis and how it makes the situation even more hopeless is good.


Sorry for your dick size man. Are you really that size? Can you DM pics? (#Nohomo)
 
I mean, even if the latter was true a dick isn't just a useless log of flesh. It's the only thing that makes you a man; it makes you feel masculine and confident.

A big dick helps with confidence, and moreover even if the confidence part isn't true, sometimes not thinking about your small penis and how it makes the situation even more hopeless is good.


Sorry for your dick size man. Are you really that size? Can you DM pics? (#Nohomo)
Really, I have so many health problems right now (I'm in hospital at the minute potentially looking at end of life care, I posted a thread about it earlier today if you would like to read it), that basically my penis/sex drive is the last thing on my mind.
 
7 inch. Would gladly be 0.5" if that means I can give the 6.5" to my height
 
I'll choose high functioning autist. I recall in a men's magazine where it had a penis measuring chart to put your junk on the edge of the page.

I thought "how can a dateless virgin like me be a virgin with that size of cock"? So I "deleted" the idea I could slay.

That said big penis is useless without a tall body and shoulder to hip ratio (as well as the face and hair of a Calvin Klein model not mentioned) as this study confirms.
https://www.livescience.com/28537-ideal-penis-size-depends-on-height.html

Women assume shorter men with fucked up shoulder to waist ratio to have smaller penises. Also women think flaccid length is an indicator of erectile length

I am the complete opposite of their expectations.

So in some way it is women who are dumb and wonder why they can't orgasm.


“Women with greater body mass per height were slightly more likely than thinner women to weigh penis size more heavily in their judgments of attractiveness.”

Kek.
 
It's meme average, but in reality small because to roasties anything below 7" is tiny.
 

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