Serious How big is your dick?

[Deleted member 301]

Eh, I wouldn’t be humiliated. He still got to finger bang a hot chick and get sucked by her. He mogs me, I’m a KHHV.

I dunno, the dude was so fat his dick was literally a dead continuation of his disgusting obesity. You could see how the sluts were physically repulsed by that loser, think I'd rather remain a KHHV.

 

[Pasteleiro]

7inch. I don't know which option should I choose.

 

[starystulejarz]

11cm (4.3inch) / 12 cm (4.7inch) if i get warm

i was born to suffer

 

[Curious0]

6 inch in length, but below average in girth. What a child dick. I hope jelqing and stretching will make it bigger.

 

[Signit12]

5.3 x 4.7 Kill me

 

[tiredofthisshit]

8 inch

height > face > dick

 

[TheRealChincel]

Like 7.2x5.5 or something so I picked large, not like it'll be used ever anyway. Still wish it was bigger.

 

[IHateMySelf]

Gaycels are touching themself readig this

 

[Yuhuhu]

(3.9" Lenght x4.2" Girth )

God...just kill me.

 

[N4L8]

8 inch

Gaycels are touching themself readig this

 

[Father_Gascoigne]

Under an inch, like a pathetic flap of skin. Haven't had an erection in literally years due to all the pills I have to take to stay alive. I posted a pic with a proofstamp back along, no-one's is as sorry looking as mine.

I am truly sorry. May the blackpill heal your pain.

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

I surely don't risk to brag about my size.

 

[Jazavac]

There should be specified amounts for sizes.

 

[Captvic]

small

 

[Deleted member 301]

I am truly sorry. May the blackpill heal your pain.

It's fine Bro, even if I was hung like a donkey it would still be pointless as I'm an ugly 5 foot four manlet.

 

[Haywire]

7.7 inches length and 5.5-6 plus inches girth* (*girth size based on A4 paper roll test).


Only females to see it though are prostitutes whom I disbelieved when she said it was "big", "too big", "large cock", "that's a big 'fella", "you have long cock", "machine gun", "oh ah!!! You sure you are Breeee-tiiIIIshhhhh!?!?!?!?!?"
This revelation came too late when it was revealed at age 29 plus after assuming my cock was small and not realising most male porn actors are 7 inches made to look bigger by hiring petite small women.

are you borderline retarded or just bragging? how in the fuck is 7.7 x 5.5-6 girth any where near small ffs man.

 

[FuckingDed]

question related: do foids enjoy actually monstercocks or is it too big for them at this point? By monster I mean over 7.5 inches

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

are you borderline retarded or just bragging? how in the fuck is 7.7 x 5.5-6 girth any where near small ffs man.

lmao @ all of the humblebrags in this thread.
"I have a 10 inch monster cock, but i don't know if that's big, teehee".

It's a thread asking your dick size, you're not gonna get banned for saying "I have a large dick", stop acting so coy you faggots.
It's not as though cock size even matters anyways, at least not for an incel.

 

[The_Unknown]

5.5 inches erect around 3inchses soft

 

[nice_try]

jfl @ all the big dickcels here

 

[PaulSmenis]

lmao @ all of the humblebrags in this thread.
"I have a 10 inch monster cock, but i don't know if that's big, teehee".

Well...as long they are humble and unassuming.

Genetics can't be helped either way, and there's no point in lying.

 

[GhostOfSociety]

Big enough to smack a small mammal with and knock it out cold....

Nah im an average white guy lol.. so its pretty average it think..

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Not very.

 

[IntolerantSocialist]

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Another bell curve. You guys are so honest :.)

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Under an inch, like a pathetic flap of skin. Haven't had an erection in literally years due to all the pills I have to take to stay alive. I posted a pic with a proofstamp back along, no-one's is as sorry looking as mine.

PM me a pic

 

[Deleted member 301]

PM me a pic

Ok but no homo.

 

[Mr Joyboy]

I know, I accepted the fact I will die a virgin a long time ago. I once asked my doctor what would happen should I by some miracle manage to get a girlfriend and wanted to have penetrative sex, literally speaking through a grin which he was dying to let rip into laugher, he composed himself somewhat and said, "Just try and find an understanding woman."

Just try and find an understanding woman bro!

Are you super fat and fupamaxxing your dick away or is the organ legit sub 1 in?

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Under an inch, like a pathetic flap of skin. Haven't had an erection in literally years due to all the pills I have to take to stay alive. I posted a pic with a proofstamp back along, no-one's is as sorry looking as mine.

Can confirm. Over it is, indeed.

 

[PaulSmenis]

Can confirm. Over it is, indeed.

 

[Smallondick]

Do not get fat, the stick decreases with fat.

 

[FemaleInventionsLOL]

5.75 inches of piping hot flesh.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

7.1" x 5.5" BPEL, I just put fairly big because I don't know.

 

[TerryFuckinHawkins]

7 inches fully erect

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

are you borderline retarded or just bragging? how in the fuck is 7.7 x 5.5-6 girth any where near small ffs man.

I'll choose high functioning autist. I recall in a men's magazine where it had a penis measuring chart to put your junk on the edge of the page.

I thought "how can a dateless virgin like me be a virgin with that size of cock"? So I "deleted" the idea I could slay.

That said big penis is useless without a tall body and shoulder to hip ratio (as well as the face and hair of a Calvin Klein model not mentioned) as this study confirms.
https://www.livescience.com/28537-ideal-penis-size-depends-on-height.html

Women assume shorter men with fucked up shoulder to waist ratio to have smaller penises. Also women think flaccid length is an indicator of erectile length

I am the complete opposite of their expectations.

So in some way it is women who are dumb and wonder why they can't orgasm.

 

[Yuhuhu]

It's fine Bro, even if I was hung like a donkey it would still be pointless as I'm an ugly 5 foot four manlet.

I mean, even if the latter was true a dick isn't just a useless log of flesh. It's the only thing that makes you a man; it makes you feel masculine and confident.

A big dick helps with confidence, and moreover even if the confidence part isn't true, sometimes not thinking about your small penis and how it makes the situation even more hopeless is good.


Sorry for your dick size man. Are you really that size? Can you DM pics? (#Nohomo)

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

Do not get fat, the stick decreases with fat.

Tell that to Ron Jeremy or Torbe (Ignacio Allende Fernández )

 

[Clock Tower]

five

 

[Deleted member 301]

I mean, even if the latter was true a dick isn't just a useless log of flesh. It's the only thing that makes you a man; it makes you feel masculine and confident.

A big dick helps with confidence, and moreover even if the confidence part isn't true, sometimes not thinking about your small penis and how it makes the situation even more hopeless is good.


Sorry for your dick size man. Are you really that size? Can you DM pics? (#Nohomo)

Really, I have so many health problems right now (I'm in hospital at the minute potentially looking at end of life care, I posted a thread about it earlier today if you would like to read it), that basically my penis/sex drive is the last thing on my mind.

 

[Smallondick]

Tell that to Ron Jeremy or Torbe (Ignacio Allende Fernández )

If you are 30 cm and getting obese can still have 25, the problem if you have a medium or small.

 

[Ignas]

7 inch. Would gladly be 0.5" if that means I can give the 6.5" to my height

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

I'll choose high functioning autist. I recall in a men's magazine where it had a penis measuring chart to put your junk on the edge of the page.

I thought "how can a dateless virgin like me be a virgin with that size of cock"? So I "deleted" the idea I could slay.

That said big penis is useless without a tall body and shoulder to hip ratio (as well as the face and hair of a Calvin Klein model not mentioned) as this study confirms.
https://www.livescience.com/28537-ideal-penis-size-depends-on-height.html

Women assume shorter men with fucked up shoulder to waist ratio to have smaller penises. Also women think flaccid length is an indicator of erectile length

I am the complete opposite of their expectations.

So in some way it is women who are dumb and wonder why they can't orgasm.

“Women with greater body mass per height were slightly more likely than thinner women to weigh penis size more heavily in their judgments of attractiveness.”

Kek.

 

[anon]

It's meme average, but in reality small because to roasties anything below 7" is tiny.