Serious How big is your dick?

How large do you consider your dick to be?

  • Micropenis

    Votes: 6 4.5%
  • Small

    Votes: 23 17.2%
  • Mediocre but not outright small

    Votes: 13 9.7%
  • Average

    Votes: 45 33.6%
  • Fairly big

    Votes: 30 22.4%
  • Large

    Votes: 14 10.4%
  • Monstercock

    Votes: 3 2.2%

  • Total voters
    134
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Am wondering how many fellow incels here have big or small dicks. Mine is somewhere between small and average. It's not terrible but still arguably small enough to be considered mediocre. Then again I am fairly low test framecel so it's to be expected.
 
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5.7 inches. Not sure if that’s small or average.
 
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Dick size ultimately doesn't matter for an incel unfortunately, I don't understand the dick copers. If you want to know how different femoids treat you if you have a big dick, just dick fraud on your Tinder, I guarantee you'll get a 0% increase in matches.
Insomniac said:
5.7 inches. Not sure if that’s small or average.
IIRC that's marginally above average, so congrats.
 
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6 inch which I assume is average.
 
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Small, 4” x 4”
 
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I voted "small."
 
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6.7"x5.5"

Not like i'll use it anytime soon or anything. It's technically "above average" but it feels so small
 
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7.8x6.5.. I picked large.. I wish I had a monster cock.. like 9x7... that way I could have a monster cock halo and slay off word of mouth alone
 
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4.5 inches, it's fucking small, but I try not to care, because I will never use it anyway.
 
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5.8"x5.5" a tree stump. I measured it accurately tip to pelvic bone, and girth with measuring tape.
 
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SchrodingersDick said:
7.8x6.5.. I picked large.. I wish I had a monster cock.. like 9x7... that way I could have a monster cock halo and slay off word of mouth alone
Envy.
 
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Like 7.2x5.5 or something so I picked large, not like it'll be used ever anyway. Still wish it was bigger.
 
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It only matters who it is attached to
 
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Under an inch, like a pathetic flap of skin. Haven't had an erection in literally years due to all the pills I have to take to stay alive. I posted a pic with a proofstamp back along, no-one's is as sorry looking as mine.
 
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outherebrothers said:
Under an inch, like a pathetic flap of skin. Haven't had an erection in literally years due to all the pills I have to take to stay alive. I posted a pic with a proofstamp back along, no-one's is as sorry looking as mine.
People like you are literally truecels. F
 
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about 7", girth is decent

ill never use it
 
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6 inches, less than average in the eyes of a foid
 
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3" dickcel with balding pubes reporting in.
 
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ropecel_is_cope said:
People like you are literally truecels. F
I know, I accepted the fact I will die a virgin a long time ago. I once asked my doctor what would happen should I by some miracle manage to get a girlfriend and wanted to have penetrative sex, literally speaking through a grin which he was dying to let rip into laugher, he composed himself somewhat and said, "Just try and find an understanding woman."

Just try and find an understanding woman bro!

:forcedsmile::feelskek:
 
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Pretty average? I think?
 
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7 inch length 6 inch circumference
 
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outherebrothers said:
I know, I accepted the fact I will die a virgin a long time ago. I once asked my doctor what would happen should I by some miracle manage to get a girlfriend and wanted to have penetrative sex, literally speaking through a grin which he was dying to let rip into laugher, he composed himself somewhat and said, "Just try and find an understanding woman."

Just try and find an understanding woman bro!

:forcedsmile::feelskek:
You could do shame porn where hot women make fun of your tiny dick.
 
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17 cm, i.e. 6.8 inches
 
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7.5 inches but who cares, it’s not like I can pull it out in public and show it to females. That’s “sexual harrasment”
 
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almost seven inches but it looks small to me
 
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fucking hell some of you have thick dicks. pencil dick sadly
 
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This fucking thread again.
 
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Monstercock finally got a vote.
 
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A fair amount of dicklets here
 
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Anyone try running big dick game?
SchrodingersDick said:
7.8x6.5.. I picked large.. I wish I had a monster cock.. like 9x7... that way I could have a monster cock halo and slay off word of mouth alone
SuperSaiyanGymcel said:
7.5 inches but who cares, it’s not like I can pull it out in public and show it to females. That’s “sexual harrasment”
f1rem0th said:
7 inch length 6 inch circumference
 
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SelfCrucified said:
Anyone try running big dick game?
I could have in high school. Foids knew I had a big dick before even I knew it. Still managed to stay a Virgin all throughout.

I could sorta do it now. I think if I fucked one girl, she MIGHT tell her friends and I might get pussy on referrals but Idk tbh.. I don’t think it’s big enough to run real big dick game. Like advertising my size through grey sweats.. like what you see in “big dick in public” social experiment videos.. flaccid is meh. 5x5.5.. not nearly big enough to be obvious

But I’m still bald and non-NT and broke so I can’t even get one girl.
 
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Fairly average. I measured it at 6.5” a few years ago
 
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Roughly 6x5.5, pretty average, but I dunno. It at least ain't a microdick
 
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SchrodingersDick said:
I could have in high school. Foids knew I had a big dick before even I knew it. Still managed to stay a Virgin all throughout.

I could sorta do it now. I think if I fucked one girl, she MIGHT tell her friends and I might get pussy on referrals but Idk tbh.. I don’t think it’s big enough to run real big dick game. Like advertising my size through grey sweats.. like what you see in “big dick in public” social experiment videos.. flaccid is meh. 5x5.5.. not nearly big enough to be obvious

But I’m still bald and non-NT and broke so I can’t even get one girl.
It's over. People like us cant even come near foids even with a larger than anyone else in the room. Dreams dont come true.
 
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We've had this question a few times, and most here seem to be average in size; although there is an over-representation of tiny dicks here.

Mine is 6 inches long, with a 5.2" circumference; in other words totally average. Unfortunately I struggle with impotence, but I think I can cure that if I want to (get off SSRIs and stop using porn).

If I had a big dick I would do porn. Definitely.
 
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It doesn't matter if you got a big dick if you are an incel; noone would see it anyways. :cryfeels:
 
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456C6C696F74 said:
It doesn't matter if you got a big dick if you are an incel; noone would see it anyways. :cryfeels:
 
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7.7 inches length and 5.5-6 plus inches girth* (*girth size based on A4 paper roll test).

Disclosed this fact so many times I have linked multiple profiles with this dox fuel.

Only females to see it though are prostitutes whom I disbelieved when she said it was "big", "too big", "large cock", "that's a big 'fella", "you have long cock", "machine gun", "oh ah!!! You sure you are Breeee-tiiIIIshhhhh!?!?!?!?!?"
This revelation came too late when it was revealed at age 29 plus after assuming my cock was small and not realising most male porn actors are 7 inches made to look bigger by hiring petite small women.

That said I retrospectively read a study that revealed that women only desire a big cock, as a deal breaker for access to sex, if its attached to a Chad.

BUT. The secret to female orgasm is a man having a large penis while understanding its a grinding rhythm in close proximity and not a plunging divebombing steam pump as portrayed in porn.
 
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7'0 but who cares when you only fuck your hand