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Story Found a crusty thong with semen stains near my house last night.

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Last night i decided to buy some cigs and in the middle of the nowhere i saw a pink slutty microthong, I pick up a stick and examine it carefully to avoid contact with this shit, Brilliant idea came to my mind.

I return to my house with the panty flag and put the fishy degenerate cloth inside a ziplock bag, Then write a fake letter claiming that i am a foid who practices "brujeria" and demand him child support for a nonexistant baby :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: and here is the best part.

There is a neightbour who is chadlite and he is married to a upper middle class becky, I placed the crusty panty and the letter inside their mail.

I can hear them fighting right now.

:feelsdevil::panties:
 
Did you jizzed on it?
 
Last night i decided to buy some cigs and in the middle of the nowhere i saw a pink slutty microthong, I pick up a stick and examine it carefully to avoid contact with this shit, Brilliant idea came to my mind.

I return to my house with the panty flag and put the fishy degenerate cloth inside a ziplock bag, Then write a fake letter claiming that i am a foid who practices "brujeria" and demand him child support for a nonexistant baby :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: and here is the best part.

There is a neightbour who is chadlite and he is married to a upper middle class becky, I placed the crusty panty and the letter inside their mail.

I can hear them fighting right now.

:feelsdevil::panties:
LMFAO lifefuel, good shit, keep us updated on if she divorce rapes him or not.
thanks for the kekfuel :feelskek:
 
Best post I seen all Week.

Doing God's Work. :feelsLSD:
 
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HOW IN THE FUCK DO THEY JUST LITTER THONGS.

I once found a thong littered in a blockbuster video
 
Hyper lifefuel if not larp
 
Disgusting but what you did to the neighbours was hilarious if not LARP
 
it's a declaration of war. clearly they put it there because they know you are incel and aim to get you to rope yourself.

You need to take drastic action. Murder them.... in minecraft. or at very least set their house on fire... in minecraft...
 
Noooo why did you delete yourself OP
 
Imagine being so retarded you'd believe this...
 
Noooo why did you delete yourself OP
 
Thank you, bot!
 
That's absolutely brilliant
You can even buy thongs yourself and jizz on them
:lul::lul::lul:
 

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