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[elder] i am the oldest freek here! 58 yo!

Emba

Emba

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As the elder of thus horrible group of ugly FREAKS i must warn YOU!

THE LONELY FUTURE IS COMING FOR YOU!

MAKE YER PEACE WITH IT!

YOU WILL LIVE AND (eventually) DIE COMPLETELY ALONE!

PLAN FOR IT.

TIME IS COMING FOR YOU!
 
rly lol? i thought it was super easy for boomers to ascend back in the day.

you have more personality than 99.9% of boomers btw
 
brutal reality pill

there's nothing for oldcels to say to youngcels besides "see you soon"

inb4 muh rope cope :feelsseriously:
 
Cope. The end of the world is near. I will never know what it feels like to be a geezer :dab:
 
wei#3959 said:
rly lol? i thought it was super easy for boomers to ascend back in the day.

you have more personality than 99.9% of boomers btw
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I have a personality because i dropped out of school in the 5th grade! ((Exaggeration to avoid the dox)
turbocuckcel_7000 said:
brutal reality pill

there's nothing for oldcels to say to youngcels besides "see you soon"

inb4 muh rope cope :feelsseriously:
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indeed.
Idlevillagercel said:
Cope. The end of the world is near. I will never know what it feels like to be a geezer :dab:
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DO NOT BLINK!
(because you will miss the precious passing of your valuable irreplaceable time)
 
predecessor deserves our respect
 
Olds me
 
thanks for the lifefuel brocel I'm going to smoke like a chimney
 
ever approached the nun of the church
 
Yeah? Well I’m about to turn 41 oh joy.:feelskek:

:feelsUgh:
 
I'm turning 105 this year.
 
misery loves company as they say, it's over for you
 
"It will just happen for you eventually, you have to hold out hope, teehee!"
 
Gramp’s me. XD
 
58. Age's me
 
No I'm 82 and I only like lolis
 
I'm thinking about roping myself quite often. I can't imagine seeing my 40th birthday. I'm 31 right now.
 
89926be8e63c1dcd253375375a651252.jpg
 
This got to be the gayest thread in months.

I hope you all fucking die.
 
I'm 100000 years old in Cybertronian years :feelsmage:
 
Emba said:
As the elder of thus horrible group of ugly FREAKS i must warn YOU!

THE LONELY FUTURE IS COMING FOR YOU!

MAKE YER PEACE WITH IT!

YOU WILL LIVE AND (eventually) DIE COMPLETELY ALONE!

PLAN FOR IT.

TIME IS COMING FOR YOU!
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what's stopping you from visiting tijuana and fucking latina whores ??
 
Unless you're legit deformed or turbo-manlet or went NW7 at 21, then it's really hard to rationalize why are you an incel at 58 years old when it was extremely easy for your generation to get married and build a family unless they were super fucked up as i mentioned before
 
Wow congrats making it that far and still having best jokes.
 
The kissless said:
what's stopping you from visiting tijuana and fucking latina whores ??
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Nothing.
BrokenMan said:
Unless you're legit deformed or turbo-manlet or went NW7 at 21, then it's really hard to rationalize why are you an incel at 58 years old when it was extremely easy for your generation to get married and build a family unless they were super fucked up as i mentioned before
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There's was no good old days kid. That's is a myth.
Mecoja said:
Wow congrats making it that far and still having best jokes.
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Ok
 
I'm never getting old. Why would i want to end up like you?
 

Emba​

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WawelDragon1683 said:
I'm never getting old. Why would i want to end up like you?
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Did i ever say that you should want to end up like me?

it's not like you have any CHOice in the mattER... Unless you do.
 
You are not virgin, so there are users here that are 30+ virgins.
 
I don't know if I'll still be posting in these forums 20 or 30 years from now.
 
TheDarkEnigma said:
I don't know if I'll still be posting in these forums 20 or 30 years from now.
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They won't exist in the future. By then you'll be living in a zog shoebox eating bug biscuits and working 18 hours a day.
 
Emba said:
They won't exist in the future. By then you'll be living in a zog shoebox eating bug biscuits and working 18 hours a day.
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#thanksjews
 
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