[elder] i am the oldest freek here! 58 yo!

[Emba]

As the elder of thus horrible group of ugly FREAKS i must warn YOU!

THE LONELY FUTURE IS COMING FOR YOU!

MAKE YER PEACE WITH IT!

YOU WILL LIVE AND (eventually) DIE COMPLETELY ALONE!

PLAN FOR IT.

TIME IS COMING FOR YOU!

 

[wei#3959]

rly lol? i thought it was super easy for boomers to ascend back in the day.

you have more personality than 99.9% of boomers btw

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

brutal reality pill

there's nothing for oldcels to say to youngcels besides "see you soon"

inb4 muh rope cope

 

[Deleted member 30682]

Cope. The end of the world is near. I will never know what it feels like to be a geezer

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Cope. The end of the world is near. I will never know what it feels like to be a geezer

I hope you are right

 

[Emba]

rly lol? i thought it was super easy for boomers to ascend back in the day.

you have more personality than 99.9% of boomers btw

I have a personality because i dropped out of school in the 5th grade! ((Exaggeration to avoid the dox)

brutal reality pill

there's nothing for oldcels to say to youngcels besides "see you soon"

inb4 muh rope cope

indeed.

Cope. The end of the world is near. I will never know what it feels like to be a geezer

DO NOT BLINK!
(because you will miss the precious passing of your valuable irreplaceable time)

 

[Hell]

YOU WILL LIVE

bet

 

[AllanKing]

predecessor deserves our respect

 

[Speedloader]

Olds me

 

[Emba]

do you smoke

Yes

 

[Lolimancer]

I’m actually 71
Get mogged nigga

I am over 9000 years old

 

[Emba]

did it affect your voice

Yes

did it affect your voice

yes

 

[OwlGod]

thanks for the lifefuel brocel I'm going to smoke like a chimney

 

[Emba]

thanks for the lifefuel brocel I'm going to smoke like a chimney

Smoke like a dampened one.

 

[OwlGod]

ever approached the nun of the church

 

[Emba]

ever approached the nun of the church

There's no forgiveness for your face

 

[Mod King Xerxes]

Yeah? Well I’m about to turn 41 oh joy.

 

[Emba]

Yeah? Well I’m about to turn 41 oh joy.

Another decade and you will be me.

There's no joy...

 

[Blackpill Rage]

I'm turning 105 this year.

 

[Deleted member 33946]

misery loves company as they say, it's over for you

 

[Mod King Xerxes]

Another decade and you will be me.

There's no joy...

Oh but there is!

Going slowly mad can perhaps in its own way be some form of joy.


View: https://youtu.be/LqYTeGnADHk

 

[remincel]

"It will just happen for you eventually, you have to hold out hope, teehee!"

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Gramp’s me. XD

 

[Deleted member 35428]

58. Age's me

 

[Emba]

"It will just happen for you eventually, you have to hold out hope, teehee!"

I STILL hear that lol

 

[Oldcelloner38]

No I'm 82 and I only like lolis

 

[Deleted member 35428]

No I'm 82 and I only like lolis

L to the A to the R to the P.

 

[Oldcelloner38]

L to the A to the R to the P.

Stay salty

 

[Deleted member 34160]

Post one hand

 

[Deleted member 35428]

Stay salty

I'm not salty retard, PM me a pic of your wrinkly body timestamped and I'll believe you.

 

[Oldcelloner38]

I'm not salty retard, PM me a pic of your wrinkly body timestamped and I'll believe you.

No I'm not showing my sexy body to you

 

[Deleted member 35428]

No I'm not showing my sexy body to you

IT infiltrators are really getting lazy.

 

[Oldcelloner38]

IT infiltrators are really getting lazy.

Yeah I'm IT because I won't show you my dick,you can buy my only fans if you want to see

 

[HenkkaH]

I'm thinking about roping myself quite often. I can't imagine seeing my 40th birthday. I'm 31 right now.

 

[incelerated]

 

[Meus]

This got to be the gayest thread in months.

I hope you all fucking die.

 

[discordcel22]

I'm 100000 years old in Cybertronian years

 

[The kissless]

As the elder of thus horrible group of ugly FREAKS i must warn YOU!

THE LONELY FUTURE IS COMING FOR YOU!

MAKE YER PEACE WITH IT!

YOU WILL LIVE AND (eventually) DIE COMPLETELY ALONE!

PLAN FOR IT.

TIME IS COMING FOR YOU!

what's stopping you from visiting tijuana and fucking latina whores ??

 

[Deleted member 35476]

Unless you're legit deformed or turbo-manlet or went NW7 at 21, then it's really hard to rationalize why are you an incel at 58 years old when it was extremely easy for your generation to get married and build a family unless they were super fucked up as i mentioned before

 

[Mecoja]

Wow congrats making it that far and still having best jokes.

 

[Deleted member 33833]

Unironically no peace for your face.

what's stopping you from visiting tijuana and fucking latina whores ??

 

[Emba]

what's stopping you from visiting tijuana and fucking latina whores ??

Nothing.

Unless you're legit deformed or turbo-manlet or went NW7 at 21, then it's really hard to rationalize why are you an incel at 58 years old when it was extremely easy for your generation to get married and build a family unless they were super fucked up as i mentioned before

There's was no good old days kid. That's is a myth.

Wow congrats making it that far and still having best jokes.

Ok

 

[WawelDragon1683]

I'm never getting old. Why would i want to end up like you?

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Emba​

Jarjar Sphinx​

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[Emba]

I'm never getting old. Why would i want to end up like you?

Did i ever say that you should want to end up like me?

it's not like you have any CHOice in the mattER... Unless you do.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

You are not virgin, so there are users here that are 30+ virgins.

 

[Emba]

You are not virgin, so there are users here that are 30+ virgins.

True.

Therefore, I recommend they rent a who're at least ONCE.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

I don't know if I'll still be posting in these forums 20 or 30 years from now.

 

[Emba]

I don't know if I'll still be posting in these forums 20 or 30 years from now.

They won't exist in the future. By then you'll be living in a zog shoebox eating bug biscuits and working 18 hours a day.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

They won't exist in the future. By then you'll be living in a zog shoebox eating bug biscuits and working 18 hours a day.

#thanksjews