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chadcelvirgin69
Greycel
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- Joined
- Nov 25, 2017
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my parents must have a sick sense of humor.
I AM THE INCELLEST OF ALL INCELS. I stand here before you at 5'2" manletcel, poorcel, wristcel, chincel, braincel (dumb) eyebrowcel, elbowcel, eyeballcel, eyelashcel (no eyelashes) lipcel (nolips) toothcel (crooked teeth, chipped teeth from that time when a chad tripped me in front of a bunch of stacies) and I can't afford to get my teeth fixed because poorcel. I am also nosecel, earcel (small ears lacking alpha appearance) dickcel, handcel (small hands) fingercel (narrow fingers) i am even a bellybuttoncel. worst looking bellybutton i've ever seen. the list continues: i am footcel (small beta feet) beardcel (cant grow beard)
the best part???? my name is literally CHAD.yet i will never be chad. parents named me Chad as some sort of cruel prank. what a sick joke. I curse them!!!!!
it's ogre.
I AM THE INCELLEST OF ALL INCELS. I stand here before you at 5'2" manletcel, poorcel, wristcel, chincel, braincel (dumb) eyebrowcel, elbowcel, eyeballcel, eyelashcel (no eyelashes) lipcel (nolips) toothcel (crooked teeth, chipped teeth from that time when a chad tripped me in front of a bunch of stacies) and I can't afford to get my teeth fixed because poorcel. I am also nosecel, earcel (small ears lacking alpha appearance) dickcel, handcel (small hands) fingercel (narrow fingers) i am even a bellybuttoncel. worst looking bellybutton i've ever seen. the list continues: i am footcel (small beta feet) beardcel (cant grow beard)
the best part???? my name is literally CHAD.yet i will never be chad. parents named me Chad as some sort of cruel prank. what a sick joke. I curse them!!!!!
it's ogre.