Blackpill You can be a morbidly obese, hairy, smelly weeaboo with no social skills and still not be incel -- if you're tall

[KingOfRome]

We met him the next day. He was Dominic (not his real name) the Weebsquatch. Half weeaboo, half Sasquatch, this creature was clearly the result of the most unholy of unions. Dominic was 6'6, 300+ pounds of blubber, and covered in enough body hair to clog even the cleanest drain if he ever decided to take a shower. My shock and horror were complete when my friend and I witnessed Dominic, clad in dark eye shadow, a spiked choker, an anime shirt I couldn't recognize that didn't conceal his belly, and gym shorts shambling up the basement stairs on the first full day in our new place.

My friend and I agreed that Dominic smelled horribly, seemed weird, greasy, and anti-social, and it was even more peculiar that Hannah had never once mentioned Dominic to us prior to our meeting him. Furthermore, we wondered how an unkempt beast like Dominic got a girlfriend like Hannah, a cute, 5'0, 110 lb girl of mixed Asian/Caucasian heritage. But for all our musings, we had no idea just how weird the living situation that we found ourselves in would become.

Furthermore, we wondered how an unkempt beast like Dominic got a girlfriend like Hannah, a cute, 5'0, 110 lb girl of mixed Asian/Caucasian heritage.

Dominic was 6'6, 300+ pounds of blubber, and covered in enough body hair to clog even the cleanest drain if he ever decided to take a shower.

we wondered how an unkempt beast like Dominic got a girlfriend like Hannah

Dominic was 6'6, 300+ pounds of blubber

how an unkempt beast like Dominic got a girlfriend

Dominic was 6'6

 

[lurker45]

-obese
-6'4
-weeb

still truecel kv

 

[torujo]

too long to read but yeah, unless you are deformed or very ugly theres no reason to be tall and incel, i go outside and everytime i see an ugly young guy hes tall, i have never seen a young ugly manlet with a girl

 

[KingOfRome]

-obese
-6'4
-weeb

still truecel kv

Unironically use tinder and have nothing for your bio except your height

 

[Mainländer]

Didn't work for me.

 

[KingOfRome]

too long to read but yeah, unless you are deformed or very ugly theres no reason to be tall and incel, i go outside and everytime i see an ugly young guy hes tall, i have never seen a young ugly manlet with a girl

I quoted the relevant parts. The rest isn't relevant.

 

[Joelossus]

Tldr. But yeah height is crucial we all know that.

 

[JustinSane]

Sounds like a fantasy story created by an IT user.

 

[Cybersex is our hope]

I'm slightly taller than 6 feet and i'm incel KV cuz of aspergerism

 

[Insomniac]

cool fanfic bro

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

true, but then again, how many 6'4 guys are out there?

Sounds like a made-up fantasy story created by an IT user.

is it the part where they keep going on about how bad "Japanese content" is?

 

[littlemanhikicel]

too long to read but yeah, unless you are deformed or very ugly theres no reason to be tall and incel, i go outside and everytime i see an ugly young guy hes tall, i have never seen a young ugly manlet with a girl

yes bro.
Height>>>face

 

[ihaveno1]

Sounds like a fantasy story created by an IT user.

 

[Deleted member 1039]

JFL. Face deniers are so desperate they're going to the lengths of making fake stories

 

[Captvic]

im 6'6, fit gymcel body and still a virgin.

Face > height.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

JFL. Face deniers are so desperate they're going to the lengths of making fake stories

 

[Deleted member 10124]

yes bro.
Height>>>face

So this.

 

[KingOfRome]

JFL. Face deniers are so desperate they're going to the lengths of making fake stories

This story was posted to reddit 8 months ago.

 

[littlemanhikicel]

So this.

We manlets are not considered even men . The ppl usually put on me nicknames or shortcut my real name.

 

[Deleted member 1039]

This story was posted to reddit 8 months ago.

Ah, I see what's going on here. You faked this story 8 months ago so that you could make a thread on it 8 months later, that way no one would be onto your scheme. Will guess what, I've been watching you faggot, you cant fool me

Face>>>>All

 

[ReallyRice]

Tall"cels" BTFO AGAIN KEEP COPING.
Fantastic work @KingOfRome, the amount of Tallfagcels in this forum has risen exponentially in the past months.
Stop LARPing guys and get off this forum and a height worshipping midget girlfriend.
Except if you're ethnic, then it's over.

 

[KingOfRome]

Ah, I see what's going on here. You faked this story 8 months ago so that you could make a thread on it 8 months later, that way no one would be onto your scheme. Will guess what, I've been watching you faggot, you cant fool me

Face>>>>All

I've been found out...

 

[MartinShkreli]

height doesn't matter if you're a mentalcel

 

[Michael15651]

Sounds like a fantasy story created by an IT user.

 

[Grotesque]

cool fake story

You can be 9'4, it's worthless with an ugly face.

 

[Captvic]

cool fake story

You can be 9'4, it's worthless with an ugly face.

 

[tooth monster]

JFL. Face deniers are so desperate they're going to the lengths of making fake stories

 

[Deleted member 7573]

You people should start saying this to all the girls that reject me and to the people who keeps making fun of me for being ugly, I think they still don't know that being tall make me a chad and that my ugly face it's just a detail that can be ignored, please brohs go there and say this for them, after that my slayer status is guaranteed

 

[Deleted member 10124]

We manlets are not considered even men . The ppl usually put on me nicknames or shortcut my real name.

Happens to me all the time.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Knowing that I could have been 6'7,but failed makes me suicidal

 

[GoonCel]

imagine being 6 6 oh buddy boyo

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I'm 6'4", 29 years old, a virgin, never had a girlfriend and have approached nearly 200 girls and none of them have even gone on a date with me.

Face >>>>>>>>>> Height

 

[ForlornOne]

I'm 6'4", 29 years old, a virgin, never had a girlfriend and have approached nearly 200 girls and none of them have even gone on a date with me.

Face >>>>>>>>>> Height

Feel u bro, I'm 6'6 and I dont remeber how alive woman smells

 

[Heroic Crusader]

face and height boyos. two most important determinants whether youll turn out an incel

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

LARP story tbh
It's impossible for a 6'6 smelly weeb ogre to have a young cute 5'0 gf

 

[ForlornOne]

face and height boyos. two most important determinants whether youll turn out an incel

Frame, wide hips and narrow shoulder kills all advantages

 

[Deleted member 17889]

True.
i knew a guy that had a worse face than me (more like a square with a look like he's sad 24/7 no matter what face he's making) but he's 7ft so he had like 5 GF's ...... at the age of 16!

me at 16 y/o
a girl accused me of harrasing her because i accidentally bumped into her shoulder on the stairs

 

[RollD20]

I have to call larp tbh.

 

[ChronicPaincel]

face and height boyos. two most important determinants whether youll turn out an incel

 

[Deleted member 1252]

If you’re male and not tall, you’re nothing

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

We manlets are not considered even men .

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Incel civil war in this thread tbh
Tallfags vs manlets

 

[Detro]

Furthermore, we wondered how an unkempt beast like Dominic got a girlfriend like Hannah, a cute, 5'0, 110 lb girl of mixed Asian/Caucasian heritage

The answer is obvious to any incel: it's because Dominic is WHITE

 

[Deleted member 1060]

WTF is wrong with people here. That guy is a white ffs and foid is a hapa whore. @tehgymcel420 GTFIH my meme is right.

 

[blackcel]

200 bucks says he is white

 

[Deleted member 7573]

if you don't have the face you have nothing, being tall matter not when you are a 3/10

 

[BRCel123]

face > > >

 

[Ritalincel]

didn't read a single word

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Didn't work for me.

 

[blackcel]

didn't read a single word

this tbh