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JFL "The 33-Year-Old Virgin: Life Without Sex Is Only Torturous If You Let It Be."

His coping game is very strong.
 
Surly, it should be enough to detect some kind of pattern: This is why at times, I feel that it's much easier for an Autistic male to become blackpilled, due to the fact we are able to detect patterns, correlations, etc. much more often as opposed to NTfags.
 
when the coping is too strong
 
Lifefuel for bluepillers:
At first it was very nervewracking. When you enter the ranch, you're not allowed to say anything. Five girls walk out, introduce themselves, and then stand there. You have to chose on the spot. It all happens really fast. And I’m trying to break down this whole story to her, so the first hour was rough, and it didn’t go well at all.


Then I started talking to her about movies, showing her pictures of my dog, talking about our plans in life, and she was calm and understanding. The second hour was much much better than the first, and then it happened. And I was no longer a virgin.


Here’s the thing: It wasn’t some life-altering event. All my life people had held sex over my head like it was the master sword in Zelda. It was fine. It was fun. After sex, I walked out and it was very late at night and the staff was watching "Antman and Wasp." They asked me if I wanted to watch with them. I did. We talked about "Venom," about "Infinity War." And it occurred to me: Here I am in the middle of nowhere on a ranch with sex workers, and I’m watching a Marvel film. Just like I do at home. You can’t escape who you are.


So here’s my advice: Sex is not a big deal. Stop waiting. Have it. Experience it. Enjoy it. It’s not something you need to stay away from. It’s normal. Nowadays I look back and I understand that staying away from sex all those years was like banning myself from the grocery store. It’s not the end of the world to have sex with someone you have no connection with. Also, we need to stop the stigma against sex workers. I had a great time at the ranch. It did wonders for me mentally. I used to think I'd be ashamed if I lost it to a prostitute. Not at all. I was given a great experience and was handled with real care.


It’s been about six months since the ranch trip. I’m dating now, I’m having fun, and life is good. You can’t live your life in fear. I know I said losing my virginity wasn’t a life-altering event and here I am saying how awesome things got after sex. But that’s just it: Life was always going to be awesome. I was always going to have an easy time finding women, but I let my fear of sex or my fear of doing it with someone I don't care for block me from making connections with women both physically and mentally. I put that wall up. Life didn't change. I did.


For years I couldn’t tie a tie. The other day I saw this amazing three-piece suit. I wanted to wear it. So I bought it and taught myself how to tie a tie. My parents used to tell me my poor hand-eye coordination would stop me from ever learning how. Guess what? I taught myself. Now I can tie a goddamn tie, and the suit looks great. Now I can buy more suits. For years I stayed away from them because I convinced myself I could never tie a tie. Now I can dress like Vincent Kennedy McMahon in 1986, 24-7.


Incels, you convinced yourself everyone is a Becky or a Chad — everyone is either a jerk or unattainable, so why bother? Just like I convinced myself all ties are untieable. Now? I can wear any tie in the world. And if you put the guard down, you can have fun with some amazing women! Or men! (Are there gay incels? Well, stop it!) And trust me, sex is way more fun than tying a tie. I think. Let me do both more and I'll get back to you.


I have two dogs, I can tie a tie, I have great women in my life and throw house parties once a month where everyone plays "NBA Jam" and beer pong. When I was a kid I was afraid of two things: women and dogs. I can’t imagine my life without either now. Sometimes the things you fear the most are the things that will save you.
Just lose your virginity in a brothel and watch Marvel movie. A woman might just appear in your life.
 
Just pay for it if need be. Being an ugly loser does not need define you. Sex is everywhere... just not here.. FML
 
Inceldom solved, everybody!
 
Seks isnt everything :foidSoy: ugh ugh ugh (deepthroat sounds)
 
I bet deep down he is one of us, he is hiding it with his bluepill shit to fit in.
 
This is where I really start to question the intelligence & cognitive functions of most people- how could you constantly get rejected & simply amount it to just "bad luck" or "wrong times?"
I used to think this way a better, I think the reason I thought this and normies think this, is that in the bluepilled world true love and the "right one" exists and you just need that right time, I remember when I got rejected by my crush, I coped saying that the rejection and any rejections before or after it were the stepping stone to the right perfect girl, all just a massive cope obviously
but she also had to go & frame him for a literal terror threat
Honorary incel medal, never heard of a guy being so ugly and incel that a bomb threat got faked in his name

Nice post btw
JFL yk I watched the 40 year old Virgin movie fully this time a few days ago. It’s bluepilled but has some Blackpills in it
Been meaning to watch it tbh, is it good?
 
go kill yourself you faggot i deserve to rape foids
 
Fucking anti male sjw psyop :reeeeee:
 
What the hell he mogs me, must be tiny and fat then.

He lost his virginity at age 37 btw.

At a place called Bunny Ranch.

He made it sound like he f*cking lost it dating someone but no, he paid for it.

A man wants to lose his virginity with someone he loves and someone who finds him attractive.. otherwise chances are youll still be a depressed person.. paying for someone disgusted by you to have s*x with you is not the way to go if you want to be happy..
 
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that's what i'm doing all day and it's getting less and less bearable with each passing year
true under 35 could get joy from fapping and games now they barely work. just keeps getting worse
 
Just lose your virginity in a brothel and watch Marvel movie. A woman might just appear in your life.
He lost his virginity at age 37 btw.

At a place called Bunny Ranch.

He made it sound like he f*cking lost it dating someone but no, he paid for it.
im affraid ill get addicted. seeing those filthy whores can get expensive fast
 
im affraid ill get addicted. seeing those filthy whores can get expensive fast
Sucks that many people ive seen that lost their virginity to wh*res still feels like they are incels plus are disgusted by their way of losing it.

Some tho are happy and more confident about it. So it might be something positive. I guess it helped this clownclass dude atleast. It sucks, really. Hes confident and got humour yet women rather bang his friends. Proof that blackpill is real.

I know some incels that got rejected ny wh*res for being ugly :feelskek:
 
Sterilized, lobotomized, Low T faggot
 
I stumbled across this awhile back, and just recalled it now.


Published in Salon, which is a very well known Globohomo Leftoid magazine, so the title of it checks out: Also, you have to pay to read it, so feel free to utilize textise to do so





>Normal
>without sex
Pick one. :feelsjuice:

It's a literal basic need, even Maslow said so: It's another milestone which all normie males will inevitably reach by a rough timeframe, if you done meet it you aren't normal.


This is where I really start to question the intelligence & cognitive functions of most people- how could you constantly get rejected & simply amount it to just "bad luck" or "wrong times?"

Surly, it should be enough to detect some kind of pattern: This is why at times, I feel that it's much easier for an Autistic male to become blackpilled, due to the fact we are able to detect patterns, correlations, etc. much more often as opposed to NTfags.


This reveals many things, which of course confirm our fundamental beliefs yet again:
-Jestermaxxing is the only potential way for any "Incel-tier" male to possibly attain a higher value of social status: Even then, he's probably one of those comedians people laugh at, as opposed to laugh with.
-Even then, it's not enough, as evidenced by this case: Sure, he may have gotten a few dates, but nothing came of it.


Part of the reason I chose to do this, is due to the fact that it is close to the Day of Retribution.

Honestly, I wish I could have seen this play out somewhat: Just imagining this guy trying to speak to ER, offering the most bluepilled advice ever, and seeing how it would play out.


Honestly, how could he not become blackpilled after this?

I mean, this literally follows the exact same "plot" which many Incels stories -here & elsewhere online- have: Rejected in not only the most brutal way possible, but in front of literally all your peers, and humiliated by a literal fucking adult who is supposed to "help" you.

Also, I guess this shows that whilst hypergamy has clearly gotten worse over the past decade, due to social media & the likes, it has been this way for quite some time: Granted, 1999 wasn't really that long ago.


Ah, once again foids nature is proven through the blackpill lens yet again: Not only was it enough for this foid to embarrass him in front of everyone, but she also had to go & frame him for a literal terror threat, humiliate him to his own mother, and cause him more distress.

I just, seriously cannot comprehend how this guy still has such a bluepilled mentality after this foid literally tried to ruin his whole life: This is insane mental gymnastics right here, and trying to apply any kind of logic to justify it is making my head hurt.

However, I do like how it shows he perhaps just has a hint of blackpill in him: He states how no one has cared for him, yet somehow still has this insane level of copium.

>It's not your fault
>It's also not the literal gatekeepers of sex fault


The fucking bluepill & copium here.....

He literally is getting cucked, including by his own friend, and this is his honest reaction.


:bluepill::soy::feels:
it depends on how much weight you put behind the meaning of having sex. I knew one fat bitch in my class who craved sex and once she goes to college she will look for a Chad on the football team to have sex with and then hope that Chad gets into the NFL so she does not have to provide anything.
 
Lifefuel for bluepillers:

Just lose your virginity in a brothel and watch Marvel movie. A woman might just appear in your life.

"And I blew her off, figuring the right girl is coming."

This guy is a virgin in his 30's, and somehow thought some girl would show up out of nowhere. He was delusional from the start.
 
I stumbled across this awhile back, and just recalled it now.


Published in Salon, which is a very well known Globohomo Leftoid magazine, so the title of it checks out: Also, you have to pay to read it, so feel free to utilize textise to do so





>Normal
>without sex
Pick one. :feelsjuice:

It's a literal basic need, even Maslow said so: It's another milestone which all normie males will inevitably reach by a rough timeframe, if you done meet it you aren't normal.


This is where I really start to question the intelligence & cognitive functions of most people- how could you constantly get rejected & simply amount it to just "bad luck" or "wrong times?"

Surly, it should be enough to detect some kind of pattern: This is why at times, I feel that it's much easier for an Autistic male to become blackpilled, due to the fact we are able to detect patterns, correlations, etc. much more often as opposed to NTfags.


This reveals many things, which of course confirm our fundamental beliefs yet again:
-Jestermaxxing is the only potential way for any "Incel-tier" male to possibly attain a higher value of social status: Even then, he's probably one of those comedians people laugh at, as opposed to laugh with.
-Even then, it's not enough, as evidenced by this case: Sure, he may have gotten a few dates, but nothing came of it.


Part of the reason I chose to do this, is due to the fact that it is close to the Day of Retribution.

Honestly, I wish I could have seen this play out somewhat: Just imagining this guy trying to speak to ER, offering the most bluepilled advice ever, and seeing how it would play out.


Honestly, how could he not become blackpilled after this?

I mean, this literally follows the exact same "plot" which many Incels stories -here & elsewhere online- have: Rejected in not only the most brutal way possible, but in front of literally all your peers, and humiliated by a literal fucking adult who is supposed to "help" you.

Also, I guess this shows that whilst hypergamy has clearly gotten worse over the past decade, due to social media & the likes, it has been this way for quite some time: Granted, 1999 wasn't really that long ago.


Ah, once again foids nature is proven through the blackpill lens yet again: Not only was it enough for this foid to embarrass him in front of everyone, but she also had to go & frame him for a literal terror threat, humiliate him to his own mother, and cause him more distress.

I just, seriously cannot comprehend how this guy still has such a bluepilled mentality after this foid literally tried to ruin his whole life: This is insane mental gymnastics right here, and trying to apply any kind of logic to justify it is making my head hurt.

However, I do like how it shows he perhaps just has a hint of blackpill in him: He states how no one has cared for him, yet somehow still has this insane level of copium.

>It's not your fault
>It's also not the literal gatekeepers of sex fault


The fucking bluepill & copium here.....

He literally is getting cucked, including by his own friend, and this is his honest reaction.


:bluepill::soy::feels:
It's like a nigger stuck in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with nothing but a lifejacket thinking someone might help him eventually KEK. Thirty three goddamn years and he still never got the memo. He will be casting master spells before he sees any pussy :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
i don't buy what caveman peter griffin says
 
And then there was a German convict cribbing about not getting poon in jail, which he got through a gf or something
 
All I ever wanted was an average looking girl to marry.
 
I am 35 and he mogs me.

He needs to lose his weight.

He is already white.

He got hair still.

His face is not monstrous if he gets a nice kept styled beard.

He got tattoos.

Hes not afraid and he does comedy.

He needs to drop his nerdy cloths and start dressing nicely.

The results would be that he would then mog me hard but I dont know if he would lose his virginity the normal way because he got one fucking problem I dont have: he looks short.

But its weird to see a man that could mog me thousand times over if he changed, is a virgin. Its weird. Im at the bottom of the barrel. Below the rotten corn syrup crap.
 
I stumbled across this awhile back, and just recalled it now.


Published in Salon, which is a very well known Globohomo Leftoid magazine, so the title of it checks out: Also, you have to pay to read it, so feel free to utilize textise to do so





>Normal
>without sex
Pick one. :feelsjuice:

It's a literal basic need, even Maslow said so: It's another milestone which all normie males will inevitably reach by a rough timeframe, if you done meet it you aren't normal.


This is where I really start to question the intelligence & cognitive functions of most people- how could you constantly get rejected & simply amount it to just "bad luck" or "wrong times?"

Surly, it should be enough to detect some kind of pattern: This is why at times, I feel that it's much easier for an Autistic male to become blackpilled, due to the fact we are able to detect patterns, correlations, etc. much more often as opposed to NTfags.


This reveals many things, which of course confirm our fundamental beliefs yet again:
-Jestermaxxing is the only potential way for any "Incel-tier" male to possibly attain a higher value of social status: Even then, he's probably one of those comedians people laugh at, as opposed to laugh with.
-Even then, it's not enough, as evidenced by this case: Sure, he may have gotten a few dates, but nothing came of it.


Part of the reason I chose to do this, is due to the fact that it is close to the Day of Retribution.

Honestly, I wish I could have seen this play out somewhat: Just imagining this guy trying to speak to ER, offering the most bluepilled advice ever, and seeing how it would play out.


Honestly, how could he not become blackpilled after this?

I mean, this literally follows the exact same "plot" which many Incels stories -here & elsewhere online- have: Rejected in not only the most brutal way possible, but in front of literally all your peers, and humiliated by a literal fucking adult who is supposed to "help" you.

Also, I guess this shows that whilst hypergamy has clearly gotten worse over the past decade, due to social media & the likes, it has been this way for quite some time: Granted, 1999 wasn't really that long ago.


Ah, once again foids nature is proven through the blackpill lens yet again: Not only was it enough for this foid to embarrass him in front of everyone, but she also had to go & frame him for a literal terror threat, humiliate him to his own mother, and cause him more distress.

I just, seriously cannot comprehend how this guy still has such a bluepilled mentality after this foid literally tried to ruin his whole life: This is insane mental gymnastics right here, and trying to apply any kind of logic to justify it is making my head hurt.

However, I do like how it shows he perhaps just has a hint of blackpill in him: He states how no one has cared for him, yet somehow still has this insane level of copium.

>It's not your fault
>It's also not the literal gatekeepers of sex fault


The fucking bluepill & copium here.....

He literally is getting cucked, including by his own friend, and this is his honest reaction.


:bluepill::soy::feels:
This article was written 10 years ago. So that means he's 43 now already :lul: :lul:
 
If you're a virgin past 23, it is your fault. You're ugly, weird and everyone thinks you're subhuman garbage.
How can you avoid it? Geomaxxing?

And all of those things aren't your fault
 
I need some of his clinical grade copium. I could really use it.
 
I need some of his clinical grade copium. I could really use it.
Kek same here

I’d like some of it, but it would have to be a smaller dosage so i don’t reach this level of insane copium
 
Dnr but that quote cringes me every time I hear someone saying it. It's so naive :bluepill:
So if you’re out there getting dark about this, lighten up. Keep the faith, kids. The right one will be here one day. At least, that’s what I hope, too.
 
"I missed out on everything in my life but its okay!"

Man what a huge coper, bet he cried after doing everything for the article
 
Yet foids and normies will mock you for the lack of it.
 
:feelshaha: never heard of him. I bet his audience got the ick and his career tanked after this was published. Crying to the void like this isn't attractive. It makes people uncomfortable.

We all cope in our own ways. He is coping through simping and orbiting.

He's trying to make the case for a whitepilled life. But without first accepting blackpilled reality that it's over, and it's over for clear straightforward reasons.

He doesn't seem to be professing any bluepilled hope that someday someone will reward him with pity sex. (Or maybe publishing that article means that he was?)

Bluepill to Blackpill to whitepill:

= understanding your life and finding some kind of peace.

Bluepill straight to whitepill:
= deluding yourself.
 
If you have to tell yourself something isn't that bad it's probably really bad.
 
Lifefuel for bluepillers:

Just lose your virginity in a brothel and watch Marvel movie. A woman might just appear in your life.

My life has changed a lot since then. Five years ago, I lived with my parents and my two aunts, as I had all of my life. One year after I wrote that article, my Mom died. It wasn’t easy. She had fallen in a coma and I quit my job to take care of her. I sat with her for a month. She never woke up and died in front of me. Three days later my Aunt Irma, who was like my second mother, died in front of me as well, having fallen victim to lung cancer. Both women wanted the best for me. My Mom would always say, “My biggest fear is that we will all die and you’ll be alone.” And I blew her off, figuring the right girl is coming. When my Mom died I felt ashamed; I felt like I had let her down — not just with women, but my career too. I had always wanted her to turn the TV on and see me do stand-up. That day was never going to come.

Three years later my dad had a massive stroke. Again I sat in the hospital, and I watched him die. My dad was not happy about my essay; he wasn’t happy that I was a virgin at all. I even think he might have been ashamed. And again, I felt ashamed after he died, because I felt like I had let him down as a man. Then it was just me and my Aunt Ruthie, until one morning I went up to see her and she was dead too.

Everyone I grew up with and lived with died in front of me in the span of four years.
Brutal, 30s being one of the worst decades in your life because your close relatives start to die confirmed once again:feelsbadman::feelscry:.
 
This is the end result when you listen to bluepilled faggot advice. You delude yourself into thinking the shitty situation you're in is actually not bad and 'things will get better or you will find the right person eventually:foidSoy::soy:'
 
LMAO no one lets something torture them.
 

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