LifeFuel Would you crowdfund an incel's ascent?

[theson]

@LastGerman get in here we're buying you a CAR for Christmas!

Edit: whoever doesn't contribute to the crowdfunding is a fakecel partycel chadcel.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

would donate 5 dollars tbh nice idea

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Depends on how much money,considering how small the forum is,it has to be a lot.Also public preseption of people here changes really fast.The person who gets picked will be hated in a couple of months.

 

[Dionysus]

hmm im too poor to donate

 

[Deleted member 22907]

He needs €2000 for a licence, then money for the actual car. Any richcels willing to donate?

 

[Yerberito]

hmm im too poor to donate

 

[theson]

Stop being jews guys, it's the joyous time of year when you should give.

I'll pledge $10 to @LastGerman if others donate. If he needs 2000 euros for his license, that means we can get it for him if about 450 people donate $5.

 

[universallyabhorred]

Nah it's every incel for himself.

 

[theson]

Nah it's every incel for himself.

Wouldn't you like it if your bros helped you to ascend? This season is the time for giving. If we make this Christmas miracle happen now, next year you could be the one getting your Christmas wish!

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Fuck no. I really don't care who does and who does not have sex, tbh.

 

[FinnCel]

I need money for alcohol

 

[AsiaCel]

No. If that person ascneds he's not so incel in the first place

 

[zangano1]

giving a car to a man without a drivers license is like giving a whore to a man without a dick

 

[omnigold]

Not unless I win that competition from offtopic.

 

[LastGerman]

giving a car to a man without a drivers license is like giving a whore to a man without a dick

Brutal...

 

[Deleted member 22219]

Good I have one myself. All the ladies love when I flash it before their pretty eyes

It's not at all considered a social norm to have one and distincts you from the crowd like nothing else
Car License halo isreal
Every day I get IOIs from jbs and married women alike

cope^ I don't own a car