Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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Sometimes I wonder, I mean that seems like a much simpler life. Assuming obviously that it’s in a relatively safe area where you don’t have to worry about bears, jaguars, or tigers, some shit like that.
And you get to use weapons like spears, bows, blow darts, daggers, axes, etc. That’s pretty cool. Only thing that sucks is no hospitals so you will have a pretty slow death if you get injured. However you’d be tougher, stronger, and have higher T than a modern man.
I’d imagine getting sex would be a bit easier, I mean if you’ve seen what these tribes folk types look like, they’re all ugly so idk.
I imagine they’re all horny as fuck and have stinky nasty gross forest sex slobbering over each other regardless of looks, spending their time humping ravenously when they aren’t hunting or playing primitive games.
I bet the wild savage pussies smells like the inside of a rotting elephant carcass on a hot day. And their breath is so gross it withers tree leaves and starts autumn early.
And you get to use weapons like spears, bows, blow darts, daggers, axes, etc. That’s pretty cool. Only thing that sucks is no hospitals so you will have a pretty slow death if you get injured. However you’d be tougher, stronger, and have higher T than a modern man.
I’d imagine getting sex would be a bit easier, I mean if you’ve seen what these tribes folk types look like, they’re all ugly so idk.
I imagine they’re all horny as fuck and have stinky nasty gross forest sex slobbering over each other regardless of looks, spending their time humping ravenously when they aren’t hunting or playing primitive games.
I bet the wild savage pussies smells like the inside of a rotting elephant carcass on a hot day. And their breath is so gross it withers tree leaves and starts autumn early.





