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Thinking about hiring an escort, would I creep her out considering I'm 28yo and virgin?
Is sex difficult? I'm afraid not to find the hole
Is sex difficult? I'm afraid not to find the hole
Would I creep a girl out if I have sex for the first time (I'm a kissless virgin)
It cant b that hard??? Dogs do it?
Tho I dont know...
Tho I dont know...
Can relate. I wouldn't know what to do if I was able to have sex either. Just let the escort lead, she has had years of experience.
practice with a sexdoll or examine porn closely (thats what i would do)
If you are still SEA then no, the escorts there are used to dealing with 60 year old men, in fact I would say it will be the opposite an she would be happy that you aren't an old man.
only do it if the girl knows and can take the lead
If an escort turns you down simply because it's your first time, that would be counter productive on her end to make cash.
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yes still in SEA, need an escort to lose virginity
I tried looking up tutorials online and I didn't find anything. Sorry I couldn't help OP 
who cares? just do it. or do you want to be a 38 yr old virgin in 10 years?
it's not rocket science bro. We're biologically programmed to have sex. I think you'll be fine.
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yes I'm also searching for some tutorials, there are some programs like "2 girls teaches sex" but are expensive, I need a tutorial on how to find the hole, where to put the hands, how to push and where to put her legs.I tried looking up tutorials online and I didn't find anything. Sorry I couldn't help OP
Then another one on how to kiss....tried xvideo but found nothing good
Just don't think about it.
Look at animals.
Nobody ever taught them how to fuck, yet they just do it.
It's in your genetics. You know how to do it.
You just have to not think about it and do what your body tells you to do.
Look at animals.
Nobody ever taught them how to fuck, yet they just do it.
It's in your genetics. You know how to do it.
You just have to not think about it and do what your body tells you to do.
Escorts probably don't give a damn, and it's against type for them to get soft about tough jobs. They gotta fuck uggos and cripples. Legitimate cripples. You as the prostitute are not supposed to enjoy it, you're supposed to make the client enjoy it. Then you secure the bag and get outta there.
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I mean yeah you can do it without tutorials but you'll look like a weirdo, it's ok if you have 14 yo but when you are 28yo you need to know some things and can't look like a clueless idiot
that's why I need a tutorial...if I had 14yo I'd have gone without it and enjoyed the experience
that's why I need a tutorial...if I had 14yo I'd have gone without it and enjoyed the experience
s3x is easy, bro. just b3 urself
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holy fuck brutal
it sounds like you care about her pleasure, which is retarded since you're paying her.
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Ask her to get on top and don’t get ripped off go to LA cafe short time is 1500-2000 don’t pay more aaaandd don’t take the girl home get a hotel right next to LA cafe and keep bringing them one after the other
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for real? that's 30€, are they fat?
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jfl. prostitutes are usually worried about men who will beat them/rape them/steal their drugs/not pay. You are a harmless nerd, an ideal customer.
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not sure I'm harmless, my ugliness can be seen as a weapon
moreover I suffer from flatulence and filippino food isn't helping me
I don't want to appear like a creep
Who gives a fuck if shes creeped out, your paying her for her service which is fucking u.
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Fix your shit diet. Start eating real food.
Your ugliness is not a weapon, jfl if you think it is. Like I said, she doesn't care about your awkwardness or your flatulence or your shit looks, all she cares about is that you're giving her $$$$. Again, like I said, some men don't hand over the $$$ or beat or rape her. This is much scarier than your autism.
Assuming you are small and weak, imagine you needed drugs/money and had two options: a frightening 6"10 gymmaxxed dude who could possibly analrape you, or a small stinky nerd. Who would you prefer?
Damn, still in SEA and having to resort to escorts, what happened with all the matches on dating sites? None of them worked out?
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I'm afraid to underperform but will try to go to an escort
Tell us how it goes. Good luck boyo. Don't worry about under-performing if you're paying for time.
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Well, matches are easy to get here, on tinder using boosts I got over 300 matches but some don't reply, some are time wasters and others I'm afraid to fuck (and I don't know if they want to fuck me because none told me so) because being a 28yo virgin made me a mentalcel
need to lose my virginity as soon as possible with an escort without looking like a loser
need a tutorial so bad
I doon't know how to hug, how the fuck one have sex?
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same here, never hugged a female before, I'm shit scared
this world man, this fucking world it wasn't made for us
Fear is holding you back, this is what lifetime of being a virgin does to a man, you're too high inhib. I don't think there are any tutorials so you'll have to just wing it, look once you leave there you'll never see any of those bitch's again in your life EVER so do what you want.
Who cares if they think you're a loser, fuck what they think, they are hookers who you'll never see again after. Sounds like you're way over thinking everything over there.
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