SuicideFuel Reminder that every female your age is a million leagues above you

[Sadness]

How old are you? 16? 20? 25? 30? And you still aren't even a rookie when it comes to relationships, sex, or even kissing?

Every female your age is a sexual veteran. They've been through it all, they know exactly what to do, and they'll expect that of you as well. Even if, by some miracle's chance in Hell, a bitch wants you, you'll have no idea what you'd be doing, you'll fuck up badly, and she will be FAR FAR FAR from impressed. It's like a seasoned SSgt going to fight in a war zone with only a failed boot camp recruit by his side.

Do you want to know what'll really happen? This.

IT'S. FUCKING. OVER.

 

[KilluminoidBR]

Nah... i learned how to fuck with escorts xD

 

[Fullofhate]

I can kiss but when it comes to fucking I'll suck ass.

 

[ProudIncelistani]

Every female your age is a sexual veteran.

 

[Getlooksordie]

women don´t care about your sexual experience. They literally only care about your looks.

Primal attraction works identical between both sexes. You wouldn´t give two fucks if Taylor Swift was inexperienced in sex, but is there laying naked on your bed.

Same way women wouldn´t give a fuck if Nick Bateman was still a virgin. They´d think it´s cute because of the halo effect and still fuck his brains out.

 

[Newbie17]

JFL @ not being sexual veteran in 2018

 

[Deleted member 9192]

JFL @ not being sexual veteran in 2018

War, war never changes...or does it? *flashback to dude getting pounded by a 300 lb landwhale*

 

[Sadness]

War, war never changes...or does it? *flashback to dude getting pounded by a 300 lb landwhale*

Lmao

 

[GreenBull]

Bitter but truth.

 

[Creep]

This is why escorts are a saving grace.

 

[Deleted member 9192]

>finally get a girl into bed even though she knows im subhuman
>"have you done this before?"
>"Heh, you could say Im a sexual....VETERAN"
>Open my closet and show her a pic of every escort ive ever banged
>Show her my arm, 1 scar for every escort
>Show her my dick, 1 scar for every escort

its over for escortcels

 

[Frank]

Every female above your age is a million leagues above you.

 

[Evidential]

We should practice on each other

 

[Evildoer]

We should practice on each other

What do you mean?

JFL @ not being sexual veteran in 2018

It's over.

 

[Evidential]

What do you mean?

It's over.

We should use each other to become sexual veterans. (As a joke)

 

[towncel]

"you'll have no idea what you'd be doing, you'll fuck up badly, and she will be FAR FAR FAR from impressed"

Legit, you will mess up badly and probably not come off as a chad + very likely will lose it in 30 seconds

 

[Evildoer]

We should use each other to become sexual veterans. (As a joke)

I can't understand jokes, so good you pointed that out. There's a grain of truth in every joke, you know.

 

[Evidential]

There's a grain of truth in every joke, you know.

No there isn't.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I accept my fate...

 

[TrueAlphaMale]

Women have inifnite experience while I haven't even talked to a girl

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

women don´t care about your sexual experience. They literally only care about your looks.

Primal attraction works identical between both sexes. You wouldn´t give two fucks if Taylor Swift was inexperienced in sex, but is there laying naked on your bed.

Same way women wouldn´t give a fuck if Nick Bateman was still a virgin. They´d think it´s cute because of the halo effect and still fuck his brains out.

yea but ur talking about chad and stacies....

 

[tooth monster]

How old are you? 16? 20? 25? 30? And you still aren't even a rookie when it comes to relationships, sex, or even kissing?

Every female your age is a sexual veteran. They've been through it all, they know exactly what to do, and they'll expect that of you as well. Even if, by some miracle's chance in Hell, a bitch wants you, you'll have no idea what you'd be doing, you'll fuck up badly, and she will be FAR FAR FAR from impressed. It's like a seasoned SSgt going to fight in a war zone with only a failed boot camp recruit by his side.

Do you want to know what'll really happen? This.

IT'S. FUCKING. OVER.

He still got laid though.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

It’s true, fwmoids are so oblivious and childlike that they think everyone’s life is a non-stop party of sex, validation and friendly company. They don’t actually know incels exist as a concept. They don’t even know sub-8 men exist. If you somehow found yourself in bed with a femoid, she’d expect that you know how to fuck properly.

 

[Nostalgia]

We should practice on each other

uwu

 

[Murdoch89]

More like a infinite leagues above me

 

[Pewaraw]

We should practice on each other

This site is 100% male

 

[Metalfist]

Foids are degenerates when left to their own devices and get safety nets. Jfl at any normo spouting "wiminz are sooo oppressed bro"

 

[TheSlippwrySeal]

What about a younger woman?

 

[Deleted member 9192]

We should practice on each other

first incel meetup will be an orgy

 

[Allblueeeee]

Nah... i learned how to fuck with escorts xD

How many times have you fucked an escort?

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Lol you don’t need any experience, you just put your dick in her and then fuck.

It’s not rocket science
Lol you don’t need any experience, you just put your dick in her and then fuck.

It’s not rocket science

 

[Metalfist]

Lol you don’t need any experience, you just put your dick in her and then fuck.

It’s not rocket science

What about cumming to fast? What about not hitting the right spots? There is bad sex for sure.

 

[LebaneseCel]

Reminder that a female who looks like a literal pig has the same sexual market value as a Chadlite.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

practice with escorts first

 

[Richard spencer]

That's why the only hope is a jb.

 

[oldcel75]

That's why the only hope is a jb.

You mean loli. JB can teach 35 years old males about sex. (dear FBI/interpol, I will never touch a girl under AOC, I don't want to go to jail).

 

[Sadness]

That's why the only hope is a jb.

>Hope
>JB

 

[ihatewomen94]

That's why the only hope is a jb.

tip submitted to fbi

 

[Deleted member 1983]

i learned how to waste lots of hours in MMOs

 

[Sadness]

Lol you don’t need any experience, you just put your dick in her and then fuck.

It’s not rocket science
Lol you don’t need any experience, you just put your dick in her and then fuck.

It’s not rocket science

You poor fool…

 

[Evildoer]

Lol you don’t need any experience, you just put your dick in her and then fuck.

It’s not rocket science
Lol you don’t need any experience, you just put your dick in her and then fuck.

It’s not rocket science

That's theories, we wouldn't know.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

What about cumming to fast? What about not hitting the right spots? There is bad sex for sure.

Cope, girls would love having sec with you if you are chad.

They will train you and hold your hand through entire process

 

[Metalfist]

Cope, girls would love having sec with you if you are chad.

They will train you and hold your hand through entire process

Idk about that, if a Chad had a micropeen and came in 3 secs foids would meme on him. You gotta be able to please yourself and her. I'd probably have the opposite problem, where I wouldn't bust for like 2 and a half hours

 

[Deleted member 2798]

I can kiss but when it comes to fucking I'll suck ass.

As the adage goes: if you can't use your dingus, there's always analingus.

 

[KilluminoidBR]

How many times have you fucked an escort?

3

 

[Mainländer]

I know how to fuck because of escorts. But I deserve a girl who matches my level of sexual experience, and since I had sex like 5 times in my life (most times with prostitutes were only blowjobs), I guess a, what, 15 yo will match my level of experience on average?

 

[BlkPillPres]

Women have inifnite experience while I haven't even talked to a girl

I'm reading this post, and seeing exactly why this guy was banned