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I escortmaxxed for the first time and now I think I caught an STD

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Got really drunk this weekend and was super horny, had already been gooning all day but it wasn’t doing the trick. I decided to go onto that website “skip the games” and find a prostitute online

Most are bots and scammers but one foid who looked decent in her pics actually texted me back and dropped the address to her apartment. Gave me pricing

I decided to drive out to her apartment and at first I brought a knife with me, wasn’t sure if I was going to get jumped or not bc of scammers. I think I freaked her out bc I was turned around and had the knife in my hand when she opened the door and told me to come in. Luckily it was dark out so maybe she didn’t see, I tossed it in the bushes next to the door

As soon as I walked inside it was a gross cat piss smelling apartment and the whore did not at all look like her photos. She was fat with a pot belly and had a couple missing teeth, and couple big moles on her face

I was going to walk out but I had already gotten that far and I was still very drunk so I just handed her the money and she started going down on me.

Unfortunately I had whiskey dick bc I was very drunk, plus this crack whore was disgusting so I got like 3/4 hard but could not finish which was embarrassing. After like 20 minutes of her jerking and sucking she asked if I was close and I admitted I wasn’t getting anywhere so she basically just kicked me out. She seemed a little offended. Embarrassing that the first time I got my dick touched by someone else I barely even got hard but in all fairness she was pretty revolting

Anyways, I went home, drank more on my way home since I was a bit embarrassed and also upset I got catfished by some prostitute. Then I wake up the next morning and my dick does NOT stop itching. And not just like dry skin around the balls or shaft. Just my tip, BURNING itching. I scratch constantly but it doesn’t go away

I decide to go take my morning piss and it doesn’t burn but then when I finish pissing I get an awful burning sensation all up through my urethra and this clear mucus type excretion starts dripping out of my dick like it’s a runny nose. Now I’m even more pissed. Not only did waste 100 dollars, I didn’t even get to ascend, plus I got some terrible STD or something.

Brutal. Atleast now I know if I rape a foid I will leave her with infection
 
Well, that's what happens when you use escorts.
 
This is why paying for sex is never worth it. The sex worker industry is full of broken, vile women who have zero pride or hygiene.
 
How much did you pay?
 
Escortmaxxing

Not even once.
 
that what happens when you are drunk
 
100$ for this?!

BRUTAL RIPOFF!
 
Holy fuck I was considering escortmaxxing as a birthday gift to myself yesterday, glad I didn't go through with it

Never doing that shit EVER

That's fucking disgusting, having mucus leaking out of your dick, I hope it's not an STD brocel, hopefully something else
 
I would never escort max, I saw those prostitutes, nasty
 
Got really drunk this weekend and was super horny, had already been gooning all day but it wasn’t doing the trick. I decided to go onto that website “skip the games” and find a prostitute online

Most are bots and scammers but one foid who looked decent in her pics actually texted me back and dropped the address to her apartment. Gave me pricing

I decided to drive out to her apartment and at first I brought a knife with me, wasn’t sure if I was going to get jumped or not bc of scammers. I think I freaked her out bc I was turned around and had the knife in my hand when she opened the door and told me to come in. Luckily it was dark out so maybe she didn’t see, I tossed it in the bushes next to the door

As soon as I walked inside it was a gross cat piss smelling apartment and the whore did not at all look like her photos. She was fat with a pot belly and had a couple missing teeth, and couple big moles on her face

I was going to walk out but I had already gotten that far and I was still very drunk so I just handed her the money and she started going down on me.

Unfortunately I had whiskey dick bc I was very drunk, plus this crack whore was disgusting so I got like 3/4 hard but could not finish which was embarrassing. After like 20 minutes of her jerking and sucking she asked if I was close and I admitted I wasn’t getting anywhere so she basically just kicked me out. She seemed a little offended. Embarrassing that the first time I got my dick touched by someone else I barely even got hard but in all fairness she was pretty revolting

Anyways, I went home, drank more on my way home since I was a bit embarrassed and also upset I got catfished by some prostitute. Then I wake up the next morning and my dick does NOT stop itching. And not just like dry skin around the balls or shaft. Just my tip, BURNING itching. I scratch constantly but it doesn’t go away

I decide to go take my morning piss and it doesn’t burn but then when I finish pissing I get an awful burning sensation all up through my urethra and this clear mucus type excretion starts dripping out of my dick like it’s a runny nose. Now I’m even more pissed. Not only did waste 100 dollars, I didn’t even get to ascend, plus I got some terrible STD or something.

Brutal. Atleast now I know if I rape a foid I will leave her with infection
Someone should've valued his virginity more...
 
She didn't put a condom on?

Avoid crackwhore escorts for obvious reasons. Avoid older foids for obvious reasons (they've fucked much more johns).

The attractive 20 something young whores are the ones you want.

I've seen some good looking street whores in their early 20s so you just gotta look around.

Latinas and sheboon whores are trouble. You're risking more by going for them. Much more. Latino and black johns are more violent so they're used to that. So they're more likely to rob you or worst.

Also another note, it's long been known that std's are usually contracted when drunk. Avoid drinking as that clouds your judgement big time and can lead to big mistakes.

Get tested asap.

I've read that usually it takes several days to see symptoms of any kind.

So maybe what happened to you was just alcohol. Peeing after a night of binge drinking can give you that burning sensation in your urethra. Something to do with dehydration/hotter piss.

But yea get tested...

Even with condoms you can still get herpes so using no condoms is even riskier.

Stay away from alcohol if you can.
 
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NGL what I got from this was the brutality of erectile dysfunction.

You think a beer is stopping chad from railing that JB? Nawwwwww

You think he'd not get hard fucking this nasty hooker? Of he would, just like all the other sub 5 women he fucks. It's just about cooooooming for him.

You get to be emasculated by that though inkie, even though you've been kicked into the dirt already.

And now you got some disease. Go see as many hookers as you can. Spread the Mercy of God.
 
NGL what I got from this was the brutality of erectile dysfunction.

You think a beer is stopping chad from railing that JB? Nawwwwww

You think he'd not get hard fucking this nasty hooker? Of he would, just like all the other sub 5 women he fucks. It's just about cooooooming for him.

You get to be emasculated by that though inkie, even though you've been kicked into the dirt already.

And now you got some disease. Go see as many hookers as you can. Spread the Mercy of God.
You think I had only had one beer?

You go down a fifth of vodka then try to nut
 
I'm glad i didn't get an erection the two times I went to an escort

I hope you can go to the doctor OP. Wherever you live.
 
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So?

You still couldn't get hard, whatever the excuses.
You’re legit acting like you’re my fuckin doctor lmao. I can get an erection no problem 99% of the time, just not after 14 beers
 
You’re legit acting like you’re my fuckin doctor lmao. I can get an erection no problem 99% of the time, just not after 14 beers
Nope
You said you couldn't get hard. Read your own post.

You're still suffering from the emasculation. So tetchy!
 
Did you go raw in her pussy? An std from blowjob (like gonorrhea or clymydia not likely from blowjob)
 
story seems a little too pathetic I'm calling bs :waitwhat:
 
Nope
You said you couldn't get hard. Read your own post.

You're still suffering from the emasculation. So tetchy!
Emasculation? I didn’t even give a fuck. It was some gas station whore, why would I care if I got hard or not?

You’re starting to sound like some IT troon who likes to try to emasculate men to feel better about their own illness

How bout get off my post and go take black cock up your asshole you dumb tranny cum slurping faggot. You could kill yourself right now and nobody would bat an eye, fuckin retard waste of oxygen.

Fucking infiltrator greencel. I wish I could track your IP so I could find you and skin your face off
 
Why is getting an escort in the first world such a trainwreck, thank God here in South America, girls are affordable while also being young and hot
 
If you belive in nature being a thing at least 1%, you will agree you can't fool getting laid. You can't hustle nature into getting laid. All you got is porn, prostitutes and rape. The question will always be how do I get proper consensual sex? all 3 of the above are rape because no real consent exist there. Incels can't get consensual sex, maybe if you pay a bitch an extreme amount of money, in the tens of thousands, that's the closest you will ever be to get a foid to jump on your dick with a full smile and leave your balls empty, otherwise I can't see any other scenario. Maybe if you're really not that ugly you will stumble upon a femdom woman who will take your virginity (thats just what my chad friends who bully me at work keep telling me will happen, I dont know if its possible or not)
 
That is why i save money and jack off.
 
Did you fuck her raw?
 
A escort let you fuck her raw? Fakecel.

They'd never want a true incel's bare cock pressed against their pussy.

Even a condom makes them feel disgusted but the money is on their mind.
 
She didn't put a condom on?

Avoid crackwhore escorts for obvious reasons. Avoid older foids for obvious reasons (they've fucked much more johns).

The attractive 20 something young whores are the ones you want.

I've seen some good looking street whores in their early 20s so you just gotta look around.

Latinas and sheboon whores are trouble. You're risking more by going for them. Much more. Latino and black johns are more violent so they're used to that. So they're more likely to rob you or worst.

Also another note, it's long been known that std's are usually contracted when drunk. Avoid drinking as that clouds your judgement big time and can lead to big mistakes.

Get tested asap.

I've read that usually it takes several days to see symptoms of any kind.

So maybe what happened to you was just alcohol. Peeing after a night of binge drinking can give you that burning sensation in your urethra. Something to do with dehydration/hotter piss.

But yea get tested...

Even with condoms you can still get herpes so using no condoms is even riskier.

Stay away from alcohol if you can.
If an escort is attractive she is most likely a undercover.

Ask me how I know.
 
Got really drunk this weekend and was super horny, had already been gooning all day but it wasn’t doing the trick. I decided to go onto that website “skip the games” and find a prostitute online

Most are bots and scammers but one foid who looked decent in her pics actually texted me back and dropped the address to her apartment. Gave me pricing

I decided to drive out to her apartment and at first I brought a knife with me, wasn’t sure if I was going to get jumped or not bc of scammers. I think I freaked her out bc I was turned around and had the knife in my hand when she opened the door and told me to come in. Luckily it was dark out so maybe she didn’t see, I tossed it in the bushes next to the door

As soon as I walked inside it was a gross cat piss smelling apartment and the whore did not at all look like her photos. She was fat with a pot belly and had a couple missing teeth, and couple big moles on her face

I was going to walk out but I had already gotten that far and I was still very drunk so I just handed her the money and she started going down on me.

Unfortunately I had whiskey dick bc I was very drunk, plus this crack whore was disgusting so I got like 3/4 hard but could not finish which was embarrassing. After like 20 minutes of her jerking and sucking she asked if I was close and I admitted I wasn’t getting anywhere so she basically just kicked me out. She seemed a little offended. Embarrassing that the first time I got my dick touched by someone else I barely even got hard but in all fairness she was pretty revolting

Anyways, I went home, drank more on my way home since I was a bit embarrassed and also upset I got catfished by some prostitute. Then I wake up the next morning and my dick does NOT stop itching. And not just like dry skin around the balls or shaft. Just my tip, BURNING itching. I scratch constantly but it doesn’t go away

I decide to go take my morning piss and it doesn’t burn but then when I finish pissing I get an awful burning sensation all up through my urethra and this clear mucus type excretion starts dripping out of my dick like it’s a runny nose. Now I’m even more pissed. Not only did waste 100 dollars, I didn’t even get to ascend, plus I got some terrible STD or something.

Brutal. Atleast now I know if I rape a foid I will leave her with infection
Usually actually attractive women have no need to be real prostitutes nowadays

They can just ride on some rich fag's cock and be set for life while fucking Chad on the side

Or they can do Of that also works
 
thank god escort maxing is practical and pragmatic where i'm at and not to mention cheap and abundant with hot young girls
 
Ruh roh
Scared Uh Oh GIF by Boomerang Official
 
thank god escort maxing is practical and pragmatic where i'm at and not to mention cheap and abundant with hot young girls
What country?
 
Got really drunk this weekend and was super horny, had already been gooning all day but it wasn’t doing the trick. I decided to go onto that website “skip the games” and find a prostitute online

Most are bots and scammers but one foid who looked decent in her pics actually texted me back and dropped the address to her apartment. Gave me pricing

I decided to drive out to her apartment and at first I brought a knife with me, wasn’t sure if I was going to get jumped or not bc of scammers. I think I freaked her out bc I was turned around and had the knife in my hand when she opened the door and told me to come in. Luckily it was dark out so maybe she didn’t see, I tossed it in the bushes next to the door

As soon as I walked inside it was a gross cat piss smelling apartment and the whore did not at all look like her photos. She was fat with a pot belly and had a couple missing teeth, and couple big moles on her face

I was going to walk out but I had already gotten that far and I was still very drunk so I just handed her the money and she started going down on me.

Unfortunately I had whiskey dick bc I was very drunk, plus this crack whore was disgusting so I got like 3/4 hard but could not finish which was embarrassing. After like 20 minutes of her jerking and sucking she asked if I was close and I admitted I wasn’t getting anywhere so she basically just kicked me out. She seemed a little offended. Embarrassing that the first time I got my dick touched by someone else I barely even got hard but in all fairness she was pretty revolting

Anyways, I went home, drank more on my way home since I was a bit embarrassed and also upset I got catfished by some prostitute. Then I wake up the next morning and my dick does NOT stop itching. And not just like dry skin around the balls or shaft. Just my tip, BURNING itching. I scratch constantly but it doesn’t go away

I decide to go take my morning piss and it doesn’t burn but then when I finish pissing I get an awful burning sensation all up through my urethra and this clear mucus type excretion starts dripping out of my dick like it’s a runny nose. Now I’m even more pissed. Not only did waste 100 dollars, I didn’t even get to ascend, plus I got some terrible STD or something.

Brutal. Atleast now I know if I rape a foid I will leave her with infection

:lul: :lul: :lul:
Holy fuck that's some brutal shit nigga
escorts nowadays are always greedy ugly ass garbage. Hoelfation is real
 

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