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Discussion What would do if you found out you were a fakecel?

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Hypothetical if it was actually all in your head and one a day you found a girl was actually interested in you how would you react?

I'd be relived but also angry at myself that i didn't try hard enough to actually find a girl that would like me. I don't think i would forget about this place but I would never make an ascension post instead i would do my best to build wealth so i can do what already plan on doing, Creating Ai companions but in this alternate reality it wouldn't be for me but for all people here who suffered like I had except obviously in this alternate reality i my suffering would have been self-inflicted.

I would also still be very wary of women the way i've seen women treat people here has changed my view on them forever so even if i did ascend i wouldn't just switch my views up and become some kind of bluepill cuck feminist and I would still believe the blackpill but i realize that it doesn't apply to me because i was fakecel the whole time. I wouldn't participate actively in incel related discussions anymore and hopefully she would actually be the one so i could just live a happy live with her.

I am quite certain that this hypothetical alternate reality will never come true for me, I've proved my inceldom to myself by doing whatever i could thing of to try and get myself a girlfriend and none of the things i tried work.
 
I would wake up
 
I would tell my new gf to stop touching me and give me 3 hours to myself so I can cook up the best ascension thread possible.
 
I would be happy?
 
that’s what i want to ask
 
I would celebrate by having sex with my gf
 
Kill myself because I will have peaked at that point
 
Have sex mayb
 
How does one find out that they're a fakecel past college age? That would be like finding out that you're not disabled, you just haven't tried walking hard enough lul
 
I will live for eternity as the only trucel. That's all there is for me.
 
I would have missed all my youth and teenage so it wouldn't be that good.
But I would fuck non-stop I would be more sexually active than any teenager.
Literally I would fuck more people than anyone has ever done in history
I know it's not the most romantic but too many years inside this 4 walls
Same I would search for a teenager virgin girl
 
Hypothetical if it was actually all in your head and one a day you found a girl was actually interested in you how would you react?

I'd be relived but also angry at myself that i didn't try hard enough to actually find a girl that would like me. I don't think i would forget about this place but I would never make an ascension post instead i would do my best to build wealth so i can do what already plan on doing, Creating Ai companions but in this alternate reality it wouldn't be for me but for all people here who suffered like I had except obviously in this alternate reality i my suffering would have been self-inflicted.

I would also still be very wary of women the way i've seen women treat people here has changed my view on them forever so even if i did ascend i wouldn't just switch my views up and become some kind of bluepill cuck feminist and I would still believe the blackpill but i realize that it doesn't apply to me because i was fakecel the whole time. I wouldn't participate actively in incel related discussions anymore and hopefully she would actually be the one so i could just live a happy live with her.

I am quite certain that this hypothetical alternate reality will never come true for me, I've proved my inceldom to myself by doing whatever i could thing of to try and get myself a girlfriend and none of the things i tried work.
Simply, i'm not a fakecel.
 
Well, i would never betray my brocels. But i won't refuse a love either. So i don't really would know what to do in situation like this
 
Probably get sent to a mental asylum
 
I'd remember to take my anti psychotic meds
 
My feelings while reading the OP:
:ahegao::feelzez::feelswhere::feelsugh::fuk::feelscry::feelsrope:
 
I wouldn’t believe the thing is real
 
nothing, I don't know how to react about social situations
 
I would tell my new gf to stop touching me and give me 3 hours to myself so I can cook up the best ascension thread possible.
bf*
 
i wouldn’t even make a brag thread, i would just delete my account and never go on here again
 
brag to a bunch of lonely men on incels.is then I'd start talking big about personality and game
 
Lol it’s a loaded question. I’ve been alive long enough that if I found a gf, I know I wouldn’t have been a fakecel.
I would celebrate by having sex with my gf
and probably this
 
i cant even imagine what i would do in such situations because it sounds like a fantasy
 
no idea, I wouldn't believe it probably
 
it's just a dream, so I wake up
 
Hypothetical if it was actually all in your head and one a day you found a girl was actually interested in you how would you react?

I'd be relived but also angry at myself that i didn't try hard enough to actually find a girl that would like me. I don't think i would forget about this place but I would never make an ascension post instead i would do my best to build wealth so i can do what already plan on doing, Creating Ai companions but in this alternate reality it wouldn't be for me but for all people here who suffered like I had except obviously in this alternate reality i my suffering would have been self-inflicted.

I would also still be very wary of women the way i've seen women treat people here has changed my view on them forever so even if i did ascend i wouldn't just switch my views up and become some kind of bluepill cuck feminist and I would still believe the blackpill but i realize that it doesn't apply to me because i was fakecel the whole time. I wouldn't participate actively in incel related discussions anymore and hopefully she would actually be the one so i could just live a happy live with her.

I am quite certain that this hypothetical alternate reality will never come true for me, I've proved my inceldom to myself by doing whatever i could thing of to try and get myself a girlfriend and none of the things i tried work.
I wouldnt say shit and continue to use .is as a gaming forum
 
I’d get laid
 
This will happen next weekend at 6:45pm during my naptime
 

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