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Who would come to your funeral and who would care?

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KetamineAddictYoda

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If my avi decided to pull the trigger and shoot you dead, who would come to your funeral and who would care? There would be those from my grade school, my friends, my family and extended family. Also some family friends that would be there for my parents and not me. The grade school people wouldn't care since I haven't talked to them in years. My friends may care. My family would care but my extended family are strangers to me that wouldn't care.
 
Animecel2D

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There would be no funeral, only a celebration
 
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Family and maybe 2 or three friends

Then again, I no longer live in burgerland so Idk who would actually come across the pond to cry over my rotting corpse
 
Incelius Savage

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No one. They would throw me in a hole without a casket
Animecel2D said:
There would be no funeral, only a celebration
 
GhostedPhantom

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My family will probably come... if they're still alive by the time my life has rotted away. I have some good friends too, but I may have grown even more distant and secluded by then. Personally, I just want to be cremated or used as fertilizer and get that over with. I have zero respect for the prison that is my body so I don't think it deserves any kind of a memorial or ceremony.
 
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Probably just some family. I don’t really care though, cause I’m dead
 
WrongTimeline

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Only my parents and maybe a few members of my extended family
 
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My parents and siblings would probably come. No one else would care or even know.
 
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My family only, i have many relatives tho, but, to be honest, i don't really want them to come
Incelius Savage said:
No one. They would throw me in a hole without a casket
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A gravedigger.
 
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