Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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I’d be taking Elsa straight to either McDonald’s or Burger King I don’t care
. She’s never had it before and is from a completely different time period and universe. Everything would be foreign.
A burger from these places would probably taste greater than anything she could imagine, better than anything her medieval mouth has had.
But still, the thought of going on a date with a royal to a damn McDonald’s or Burger King is pretty hilarious.
A burger from these places would probably taste greater than anything she could imagine, better than anything her medieval mouth has had.
But still, the thought of going on a date with a royal to a damn McDonald’s or Burger King is pretty hilarious.





