What would you do if you caught a foid that broke into your home?

[Clavicus Vile]

I’d wanna get her to have sex with me to convince me not to press charges, and I’d lie about her being on camera if I didn’t actually have cameras set up.

But I’d be too worried about her having a gun or knife so I’d just be in defensive mode. It’s dumb anyways because then she could just say I raped her and then she’d get tested and my dna would be found in her.

A burglary charge is better than a rape charge after all . But fuck it, who wants to spend years in dirty prison regardless. She might as well just strip and fuck to get off scott free.

 

[Dr. Butane]

What if she ugly and old tho

 

[Clavicus Vile]

What if she ugly and old tho

Depends on how ugly.

 

[Cryo]

Same as you but only if she's pretty

 

[VλREN]

Didn’t you say you almost French kissed a homeless foid

 

[Chirag gupta]

I would like to beat the shit out of her, but in the jew k you get punished for self defence

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Tackle her to the ground and start forcing my penis inside of her.

 

[TBIcel]

Use as much force as I legally can and send her to hell like any other home invader.

 

[PLS HALP ME]

Usarei toda a força que a lei me permitir e a mandarei para o inferno como qualquer outro invasor de residências.

Brutal

 

[PLS HALP ME]

Derrubá-la no chão e começar a enfiar meu pênis nela à força.

 

[z_ro]

 

[tricho_maniac]

 

[Grodd]

Beat her to death with my baseball bat

 

[Rick prime]

Beat her to death with my baseball bat