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JFL When you try to leave SAINT GROPEHANDS APARTMENT

SlayerSlayer

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This is just sick. Why did he subconciously decide to film this video behind his apt door? ITS BECAUSE HE'S SUBCONCIOUSLY INDICATING THAT IF YOU WERE TO STEP FOOT INTO HIS DOMAIN, YOU ARE NOT LEAVING
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He points at you: YOU ARE NOT LEAVING

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HE RAISES HIS GROPEHANDS

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PREPARE YOURSELF

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FOR THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE

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Is his channel tech reviews?

2025 07 13 14 28 00 How to Use WhatsApp on Your BlackBerry BB10 Device in 2025   YouTube  Mo

We see him grope these innocent virgin phones, THRU HIS EYES, the MALE GAZE of a hungry tech enthusiast latent pervert.


Is his channel tech reviews? Or is it a sophisticated form of rape culture?

I will let you decide
 
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He reminds of the japanese ugly bastard meme
 
Beautiful new Saint Gropehands post.
 
Beautiful new Saint Gropehands post.
I wanted this to be self-evident from the post, but for normal looking people, with normal body language, and a normal looking apartment, it should not be this easy to make a completely innocent (albeit unfortunate looking) tech reviewer into the amalgamation of every TCAP pedo in a human being. But because he is at the tier of an incel saint, yes, I can take any random screencap and spin up a slanderous perv story at will. This is the blackpill at its most libelous. When male looks get weaponized into a form of unforgivable disgust as written from the point of view from a female or pred hunter type that hates ugly men. TCAP is a lot like watching a show about pimple popping. Its about seeing something disgusting purged away that satisfies the normie deeply rooted within us.
 
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I wanted this to be self-evident from the post, but for normal looking people, with normal body language, and a normal looking apartment, it should not be this easy to make a completely innocent (albeit unfortunate looking) tech reviewer into the amalgamation of every TCAP pedo in a human being. But because he is at the tier of an incel saint, yes, I can take any random screencap and spin up a slanderous perv story at will. This is the blackpill at its most libelous. When male looks get weaponized into a form of unforgivable disgust as written from the point of view from a female or pred hunter type that hates ugly men. TCAP is a lot like watching a show about pimple popping. Its about seeing something disgusting purged away that satisfies the normie deeply rooted within us.
:feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

Thou shalt not rope when a man can grope

It's really brutal though. Every one of his actions makes me recoil and empathize with anyone who hates me because I exude the same aura.
 
My greatest achievement in life is bestowing a name worthy of his sainthood upon him
 
:feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

Thou shalt not rope when a man can grope

It's really brutal though. Every one of his actions makes me recoil and empathize with anyone who hates me because I exude the same aura.
if I were ever funded by an wealthy incel patron of the arts, I'd love to create an an entire exhibition of giant paper mache gropehands statues coming at you at all different angles as you walk along his apartment that is retrofitted into the space of a claustrophobic maze, you would see things like tech gadgets he has reviewed in odd piles, or left over food he reviewed that's partially eaten, some of these sculptures would just be the hands and the phone, along with cryptic and erudite gallery descriptions of the artifacts you see along the way, typical of modern art exhibitions, and all of this art would all be based on actual snapshots of gropehands' body language & videos, and at the very end of the maze, there is no exit, all that happens is this:

2025 07 13 14 31 22 My YouTube Membership is live now   YouTube  Mozilla Firefox

2025 07 13 14 31 34 My YouTube Membership is live now   YouTube  Mozilla Firefox

2025 07 13 14 31 37 My YouTube Membership is live now   YouTube  Mozilla Firefox

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(in animatronics)
 
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if I were ever funded by an wealthy incel patron of the arts, I'd love to create an an entire exhibition of giant paper mache gropehands statues coming at you at all different angles as you walk along his apartment that is retrofitted into the space of a claustrophobic maze, you would see things like tech gadgets he has reviewed in odd piles, or left over food he reviewed that's partially eaten, some of these sculptures would just be the hands and the phone, along with cryptic and erudite gallery descriptions of the artifacts you see along the way, typical of modern art exhibitions, and all of this art would all be based on actual snapshots of gropehands' body language & videos, and at the very end of the maze, there is no exit, all that happens is this:

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I don't know how he has 30K subscribers, but something in my gut tells me that audiences out there see what I see, maybe they can't put it into words the way I can, but St. Gropehands really is a unique human being that should be painted for the sake of art history, he could be a movie star just playing himself. Even if he didn't get to play himself, I'd love to watch a movie where a normal actor tries to become St. Gropehands for a movie role funded by an rich anonymous incel madman, and the actor ends up completely insane by the end.
 
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we are making incel history
He truly has potential to be one of the next great saints of inceldom, while Alek Minassian or Seung-Hui Cho represent how repression can lead to militance, St. Gropehands represents the opposite. How repression can lead to extreme levels of delusion and cope, he is exceptional BECAUSE of his normality, he represents the majority of incels while most other saints represent the "best" among us

Everything he does has sensual undertones, the sexual frustration always seeps through to the surface no matter how much he tries to hide it. He probably imagines the home button on his phones as a clitoris, when he thinks nobody is looking he probably fingers it and gets aroused

He's a phonesexual, the rounded curves on the edge of his phones definitely evoke a primal response deep within him, he spends so much time with phones because they remind him of the shapely figure of a female body. This "hobby" is a way his subconscious makes up for his lack of success with women. When he touches his harem of phones with his Gropehands, it fulfils his deepest desires, to him, a phone is as good as a woman's pussy

When he gets a call or notification it gives him a boner, he feels as if though he has succeeded in turning on his romantic partner and it gives him great pleasure. Every vibration from his phone tickles his heart strings. His Gropehands have been honed for pussy through years of practicing/coping with his phones

If St. Gropehands raped a girl, I guarantee she would enjoy it
 
He truly has potential to be one of the next great saints of inceldom, while Alek Minassian or Seung-Hui Cho represent how repression can lead to militance, St. Gropehands represents the opposite. How repression can lead to extreme levels of delusion and cope, he is exceptional BECAUSE of his normality, he represents the majority of incels while most other saints represent the "best" among us

Everything he does has sensual undertones, the sexual frustration always seeps through to the surface no matter how much he tries to hide it. He probably imagines the home button on his phones as a clitoris, when he thinks nobody is looking he probably fingers it and gets aroused

He's a phonesexual, the rounded curves on the edge of his phones definitely evoke a primal response deep within him, he spends so much time with phones because they remind him of the shapely figure of a female body. This "hobby" is a way his subconscious makes up for his lack of success with women. When he touches his harem of phones with his Gropehands, it fulfils his deepest desires, to him, a phone is as good as a woman's pussy

When he gets a call or notification it gives him a boner, he feels as if though he has succeeded in turning on his romantic partner and it gives him great pleasure. Every vibration from his phone tickles his heart strings. His Gropehands have been honed for pussy through years of practicing/coping with his phones

If St. Gropehands raped a girl, I guarantee she would enjoy it
Thru St. Gropehands looks and looks alone, much like great works of art, it makes you think, question yourself, question existence. His videos are never about the tech. It's about the subtext of the weight of his own anxiety and sexual frustrations crushing him. You can't watch a St. Gropehands video without being completely moved, his behavior and 480p video of reviewing tech has more weight and visceral impact than 90 mins of IMAX explosions.

There are levels of tech review videos and by comparison he is the only auteur out there.
 
I wanted this to be self-evident from the post, but for normal looking people, with normal body language, and a normal looking apartment, it should not be this easy to make a completely innocent (albeit unfortunate looking) tech reviewer into the amalgamation of every TCAP pedo in a human being. But because he is at the tier of an incel saint, yes, I can take any random screencap and spin up a slanderous perv story at will. This is the blackpill at its most libelous. When male looks get weaponized into a form of unforgivable disgust as written from the point of view from a female or pred hunter type that hates ugly men. TCAP is a lot like watching a show about pimple popping. Its about seeing something disgusting purged away that satisfies the normie deeply rooted within us.
:bigbrain:
 
Someone should comment and tell him he's famous for his grope hands :feelsmega:
 
Kinda feel bad that you are bullying a fellow brocel, even if he might be in denial.
 
This is why incels can't have friends even other incels will make fun of them
 
if I were ever funded by an wealthy incel patron of the arts, I'd love to create an an entire exhibition of giant paper mache gropehands statues coming at you at all different angles as you walk along his apartment that is retrofitted into the space of a claustrophobic maze, you would see things like tech gadgets he has reviewed in odd piles, or left over food he reviewed that's partially eaten, some of these sculptures would just be the hands and the phone, along with cryptic and erudite gallery descriptions of the artifacts you see along the way, typical of modern art exhibitions, and all of this art would all be based on actual snapshots of gropehands' body language & videos, and at the very end of the maze, there is no exit, all that happens is this:

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Brutal horror disneyland ride pill
 
stop bullying my nigga tho its too much :feelskek:
 
That pubes stach looking good saint gropehands mango :feelzez: :feelscomfy:
 
He truly has potential to be one of the next great saints of inceldom, while Alek Minassian or Seung-Hui Cho represent how repression can lead to militance, St. Gropehands represents the opposite. How repression can lead to extreme levels of delusion and cope, he is exceptional BECAUSE of his normality, he represents the majority of incels while most other saints represent the "best" among us

Everything he does has sensual undertones, the sexual frustration always seeps through to the surface no matter how much he tries to hide it. He probably imagines the home button on his phones as a clitoris, when he thinks nobody is looking he probably fingers it and gets aroused

He's a phonesexual, the rounded curves on the edge of his phones definitely evoke a primal response deep within him, he spends so much time with phones because they remind him of the shapely figure of a female body. This "hobby" is a way his subconscious makes up for his lack of success with women. When he touches his harem of phones with his Gropehands, it fulfils his deepest desires, to him, a phone is as good as a woman's pussy

When he gets a call or notification it gives him a boner, he feels as if though he has succeeded in turning on his romantic partner and it gives him great pleasure. Every vibration from his phone tickles his heart strings. His Gropehands have been honed for pussy through years of practicing/coping with his phones

If St. Gropehands raped a girl, I guarantee she would enjoy it
Jfl
 
That's how bullies rationalize their behavior. They turn it into some virtuous thing they are doing but the victim might not see it that way.
it would be cool if he joined, I can only imagine what his posts would be like
 
:feelskek: never thought I would get groped through my monitor before today
 
This is just sick. Why did he subconciously decide to film this video behind his apt door? ITS BECAUSE HE'S SUBCONCIOUSLY INDICATING THAT IF YOU WERE TO STEP FOOT INTO HIS DOMAIN, YOU ARE NOT LEAVING
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He points at you: YOU ARE NOT LEAVING

View attachment 1489647
HE RAISES HIS GROPEHANDS

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PREPARE YOURSELF

View attachment 1489649
FOR THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE

View attachment 1489648



View attachment 1489642
Is his channel tech reviews?

View attachment 1489664
We see him grope these innocent virgin phones, THRU HIS EYES, the MALE GAZE of a hungry tech enthusiast latent pervert.


Is his channel tech reviews? Or is it a sophisticated form of rape culture?

I will let you decide
what is his channel name
 
So this is the hamlossus of the 2020's?
 
Gotta love saint gropehands. Hopefully he becomes aware someday…
 
I like how his youtube profile picture is a criminal sketch art of himself. Usually those drawings you see make the person look worse, but I think he commisioned some patron to draw an ideal version of himself. Maybe it'd be a good cope for me if I told AI to draw an ideal version of myself or I'd look back and feel worse.

Being a man with no experience with the opposite gender such as Saint gropehands renders you looking like a creep even when doing innocent things. No amount of practicing in the mirror will solve this. I've tried hours of doing this only to realize I look like a schizophrenic autist.
 
I like how his youtube profile picture is a criminal sketch art of himself. Usually those drawings you see make the person look worse, but I think he commisioned some patron to draw an ideal version of himself. Maybe it'd be a good cope for me if I told AI to draw an ideal version of myself or I'd look back and feel worse.

Being a man with no experience with the opposite gender such as Saint gropehands renders you looking like a creep even when doing innocent things. No amount of practicing in the mirror will solve this. I've tried hours of doing this only to realize I look like a schizophrenic autist.
I think he has a romantic vision of himself that only he can see and understand, and just hopes in a bluepilled way that a woman would filter out whatever his face is into his criminal sketch art version that mogs him to the moon and back
 
This is just sick. Why did he subconciously decide to film this video behind his apt door? ITS BECAUSE HE'S SUBCONCIOUSLY INDICATING THAT IF YOU WERE TO STEP FOOT INTO HIS DOMAIN, YOU ARE NOT LEAVING
View attachment 1489645
He points at you: YOU ARE NOT LEAVING

View attachment 1489647
HE RAISES HIS GROPEHANDS

View attachment 1489651
PREPARE YOURSELF

View attachment 1489649
FOR THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE

View attachment 1489648



View attachment 1489642
Is his channel tech reviews?

View attachment 1489664
We see him grope these innocent virgin phones, THRU HIS EYES, the MALE GAZE of a hungry tech enthusiast latent pervert.


Is his channel tech reviews? Or is it a sophisticated form of rape culture?

I will let you decide
Where do you come up with this stuff :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha:
 
This is just sick. Why did he subconciously decide to film this video behind his apt door? ITS BECAUSE HE'S SUBCONCIOUSLY INDICATING THAT IF YOU WERE TO STEP FOOT INTO HIS DOMAIN, YOU ARE NOT LEAVING
View attachment 1489645
He points at you: YOU ARE NOT LEAVING

View attachment 1489647
HE RAISES HIS GROPEHANDS

View attachment 1489651
PREPARE YOURSELF

View attachment 1489649
FOR THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE

View attachment 1489648



View attachment 1489642
Is his channel tech reviews?

View attachment 1489664
We see him grope these innocent virgin phones, THRU HIS EYES, the MALE GAZE of a hungry tech enthusiast latent pervert.


Is his channel tech reviews? Or is it a sophisticated form of rape culture?

I will let you decide
Why do you have it out for this poor guy :feelskek: :feelskek:
 

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