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What do guys think about when they have a girlfriend coming over?

Angry_runt

Angry_runt

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I can't wrap my mind around it.
Like if you have a girlfriend coming over that evening, what do you think about all day?
Are you planning how you're going to spend the evening with her?
Or what kinky stuff you're going to be doing to her?
Are you anxious?
Do you even think about her at all?
Do you sometimes wish she wouldn't come over so you can do something else?

Like for everyone who's ever had a girlfriend, something that's been an unreachable dream my entire life, for a normie whose girlfriend is coming over for the fiftieth time, what does it feel like for him? Yeah, there's a girl coming over and you can put your hands on her ass or tits whenever you want and she'll enjoy it. How do you not spend that entire day in a blissful daze?
 
Idk, never had one. Ask some of the popular fakecels here
 
Where to hide their Fleshlight?
 
Chad thinks about whether or not she's bringing her friends over for a foursome
 
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I do not know the answer.

Whenever I'm planning to have visitors, my mind is fully focused on any possible negative events that may occur when they arrive. I have to spend the entire time mentally preparing myself.
 
I can't even hold a conversation
im too high inibition and reterded
:feelscry::cryfeels:
 
Normie told me he was a little worried about how dirty his place is.
 
the last time i spoken to a girl other than my family was 2 years ago
 
I just go with the flow. Usually we watch netflix then go out for dinner or just oder something. We talk about nothing parti[UWSL]cularly important. [/UWSL]
 
Normie told me he was a little worried about how dirty his place is.
And at the same time chad can live in a shack and it won't be a problem for the female ofc. :feelshaha:
 
why would i invite a foid over?
 
You lock her up in your basement and dedicate your thoughts to more productive matters. :smonk:
 
Which hole to fuck, mouth, ass or pussy?
 
I wouldnt know, seems like the wrong place to ask :feelskek:
 
You asked the right people...

Please hold for 4 decades and someone with with you shortly.
 
In this day age? Probably stuff like:

"I wonder if she's gonna show up"
"Will she ditch me for something/someone else"
Etc. Etc.
 
That probably depends on the guy in question.

Chads: pure dopamine release

Normies: constantly frantically analyzing every little detail and extreme mental exertion on not fucking up lest they lose the opportunity
 
dunno, never happened to me so i couldn't tell ya

and if it has happened to you then what are you doing here...
 

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