Getting a girlfriend is no doubt extremely difficult, and there are many factors that come up before having to be a goy, but just from observing normies and their exploits you can still deduce the importance of having to be a goy in order to find love.
You need to be a goy in order to have a girlfriend.
You must convince your girlfriend at every step of the courtship process that you are a good goy, a shabbos goy, even.
The process of convincing her that you are just another goy... starts from the very moment you say hello to her, it is sustained as you become acquaintances, and reaches an absolute fever pitch during your active pursuit of her as a romantic interest.
"My dear, I assure you... I am a goy!"
You must put in so much effort into demonstrating that you are a part of the harmless herd of goyim, that it almost defies belief.
At breakfast, you will explain the exact methods and techniques you deploy in your day-to-day life in order to ensure that you will never be part of a pogrom against the Chosen People.
In the afternoons, you will demonstrate with ample evidence that you do not have the ability to recognize patterns, at least not when it leads to beliefs that are forbidden to goys such as yourself.
At bedtime, kneeling with your beloved by your side, you will solemnly recite the Goyim's Prayer, where you pray and plead for nothing more... than to always be a goy.
"Me? To be desirous of a filthy prepuce? Preposterous my dear... you know I am a goy!"
When your marriage vows are renewed, when you are in your twilight years, you will never forget to convince and reassure your wife... that you are a goy.
You need to be a goy in order to have a girlfriend.
You must convince your girlfriend at every step of the courtship process that you are a good goy, a shabbos goy, even.
The process of convincing her that you are just another goy... starts from the very moment you say hello to her, it is sustained as you become acquaintances, and reaches an absolute fever pitch during your active pursuit of her as a romantic interest.
"My dear, I assure you... I am a goy!"
You must put in so much effort into demonstrating that you are a part of the harmless herd of goyim, that it almost defies belief.
At breakfast, you will explain the exact methods and techniques you deploy in your day-to-day life in order to ensure that you will never be part of a pogrom against the Chosen People.
In the afternoons, you will demonstrate with ample evidence that you do not have the ability to recognize patterns, at least not when it leads to beliefs that are forbidden to goys such as yourself.
At bedtime, kneeling with your beloved by your side, you will solemnly recite the Goyim's Prayer, where you pray and plead for nothing more... than to always be a goy.
"Me? To be desirous of a filthy prepuce? Preposterous my dear... you know I am a goy!"
When your marriage vows are renewed, when you are in your twilight years, you will never forget to convince and reassure your wife... that you are a goy.
