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It's Over What would I even do with a girlfriend?

Takuji Mamiya

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Like if I theoretically got a girlfriend right at this moment, I don’t even know what I’d do with her.

Foids all have dumb interests, would I go with her to the movies and watch Avengers Troonslop 600 were the black transgender Jew wins against the bad guys again?
Would I go with her to a shopping centre and watch her pick out slutty crop tops to show off to Chad in her class and then top it off with a faggotlatte at Queerbucks?

That’s my problem with foids. We’re unfortunately biologically attracted to them and there’s NO way to fix that. But when I actually think about what I’d do with a girlfriend right now I actually don’t think I could tolerate the incessant yappering. I can’t see myself doing anything but fucking and cuddling her.
 
Brutal no reply pill

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Nah. I would love her.
I could only have an autistic one from my dreams. One that is actually interesting and deep, as rare as that may be.
That's my cope I live by.
Yeah, having a gf and being loved would cure my autism overnight and massively boost my self esteem. My social anxiety would have been cured as well.
Sex, love, cuddling, doing cute things together.
All the things about bluepilled life I've ever wanted.
Remembering that Chad has all of that and more since childhood is suifuel. Pure suifuel
 
You’d give her to me so she can be processed into biomass
 
Nah. I would love her.
I could only have an autistic one from my dreams. One that is actually interesting and deep, as rare as that may be.
That's my cope I live by.
Yeah, having a gf and being loved would cure my autism overnight and massively boost my self esteem. My social anxiety would have been cured as well.
Sex, love, cuddling, doing cute things together.
All the things about bluepilled life I've ever wanted.
Remembering that Chad has all of that and more since childhood is suifuel. Pure suifuel
Same, but these women don’t exist in real life.
Well, not to us at least.
 
Have children
 
Same, but these women don’t exist in real life.
Well, not to us at least.
They're Chad only unfortunately.
I wish the reverse was true: nd guys were stacy only, but that only happens in porn
 
hug and kiss her while she tells me nice things and maybe sex if i want.
 
They're Chad only unfortunately.
I wish the reverse was true: nd guys were stacy only, but that only happens in porn
Yep. I feel like hot autistic girls are actually more hypergamous than hot NT girls, they’re fetishised
 
NO GF for out face, Our fate was sealed once we came out of our mothers womb, We will never be chad, We will never fuck.

We will watch chad kiss and fuck stacy for all ethernity, Our life will never be good.
 
Do whatever normies do with their gfs which probably isn’t that much anyways
 
So, I looked it up and they just hang out together. That’s it. Nothing special.
Specifically.

  • Go on dates
  • Watch movies/shows together
  • Eat out or cook together
  • Talk/text/call for hours
  • Travel or do weekend trips
  • Cuddle and relax
  • Play games together
  • Work out together
  • Go shopping
  • Take photos/selfies
  • Attend concerts/events
  • Study or work together
  • Meet each other’s friends/family
  • Celebrate birthdays/anniversaries
  • Go on drives
  • Hike or do outdoor activities
  • Give gifts/surprises
  • Support each other emotionally
  • Flirt and joke around
  • Have physical intimacy
  • Try new hobbies together
  • Make future plans
  • Argue and make up
  • Spend quiet time doing nothing together
  • Create routines/traditions together
 
Like if I theoretically got a girlfriend right at this moment, I don’t even know what I’d do with her.

Foids all have dumb interests, would I go with her to the movies and watch Avengers Troonslop 600 were the black transgender Jew wins against the bad guys again?
Would I go with her to a shopping centre and watch her pick out slutty crop tops to show off to Chad in her class and then top it off with a faggotlatte at Queerbucks?

That’s my problem with foids. We’re unfortunately biologically attracted to them and there’s NO way to fix that. But when I actually think about what I’d do with a girlfriend right now I actually don’t think I could tolerate the incessant yappering. I can’t see myself doing anything but fucking and cuddling her.
I think about this every single day. For now my conclusion is that you're not supposed to share interests with them, that is, you just tolerate each other's interests and that's that.
 
I think about this every single day. For now my conclusion is that you're not supposed to share interests with them, that is, you just tolerate each other's interests and that's that.
Depressing. Ideally I’d want my foid to have the same interests as me but realistically it doesn’t matter.
 
Nothing tbh. Women don't have anything in common with me.
 
Nothing that isn't gay or cucked. You could pretty much just have sex with her and that's it.
 
Depressing. Ideally I’d want my foid to have the same interests as me but realistically it doesn’t matter.
same, but honestly I look around myself and I don't see this ever. The males in my old friend group all had gfs and from what they told me, they didn't have any interest in common. They mostly just... tolerate each other and have sex. They always complained about their gfs, like how filthy and boring they are, but still always stayed in the relationship. That was a major bp for me tbh.
 
Like if I theoretically got a girlfriend right at this moment, I don’t even know what I’d do with her.

Foids all have dumb interests, would I go with her to the movies and watch Avengers Troonslop 600 were the black transgender Jew wins against the bad guys again?
Would I go with her to a shopping centre and watch her pick out slutty crop tops to show off to Chad in her class and then top it off with a faggotlatte at Queerbucks?

That’s my problem with foids. We’re unfortunately biologically attracted to them and there’s NO way to fix that. But when I actually think about what I’d do with a girlfriend right now I actually don’t think I could tolerate the incessant yappering. I can’t see myself doing anything but fucking and cuddling her.
Cuddle,kisses,dry hump
 
So, I looked it up and they just hang out together. That’s it. Nothing special.
Specifically.

  • Go on dates
  • Watch movies/shows together
  • Eat out or cook together
  • Talk/text/call for hours
  • Travel or do weekend trips
  • Cuddle and relax
  • Play games together
  • Work out together
  • Go shopping
  • Take photos/selfies
  • Attend concerts/events
  • Study or work together
  • Meet each other’s friends/family
  • Celebrate birthdays/anniversaries
  • Go on drives
  • Hike or do outdoor activities
  • Give gifts/surprises
  • Support each other emotionally
  • Flirt and joke around
  • Have physical intimacy
  • Try new hobbies together
  • Make future plans
  • Argue and make up
  • Spend quiet time doing nothing together
  • Create routines/traditions together
Wow... this is a huge list of things I can absolutely only relate to in my imagination
 
NO GF for out face, Our fate was sealed once we came out of our mothers womb, We will never be chad, We will never fuck.

We will watch chad kiss and fuck stacy for all ethernity, Our life will never be good.
I remember when I used to think this was an exaggeration when I was younger and still had dreams. Fucking NOPE.
 
All I can think of that makes sense to me is sex. Everything else that I've seen couples do looks like a form of foid worship. I don't envy normies who have girlfriends to be honest. Everyday they have to dedicate their entire existence to please and keep the foid in a satisfied state. They live for the foid and not for themselves and if you're asking me I'd rather have someone curb stomp my skull on the road than live for a whore.
 

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