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What are some games you would like to see remastered

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Blinx the time sweeper

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lego lord of the rings
 
The F.E.A.R games maybe
 
none really cuz remakes usually are downgrades and cashgrabs
and original ends up mogging
So prolly sth that had potential and flopped

but I'm gonna indulge. Assuming they are made well:
RE1 (probably gonna happen eventually)
I also wanted code Veronica and it's announced 2027
Shade wrath of angels
Total overdose
Dead or alive 4 (graphics update only really)
Bioshock 1 n 2 (fuck infinite)
cod 1 n 2 campaign
Dino Crisis 1 n 2 !!!
half life opposing force and blue shift
timeshift
All harry potter games suck so those maybe
Croc
Maybe the oldest of GTAs including 1 n 2
Fallout 1 to 3 and ES 1 to 3 but done by some1 competent not Bethesda
some of the best classic NFS titles
Deus ex
Dooms 1-3


probably many old af games which are 2d or fixed camera.
 
Spore
Digital devil saga 1 and 2
 
I am not really into remasters but i am more into old games/console exclusives to be made available in pc so that i can play some of my childhood memories without emulating. As far as remasters are concerned with me, most games have specific feel to them and a remaster would just turn it into slop. However, old shit that has awful gameplay and mechanics like morrowind i wouldnt mind it being remastered since its very outdated but old does not always equal outdated
 
Chess
jk
old Yu-Gi-Oh games
there's some yt channel playing janky games pretty much all of those
Driver parallel lines
Siberia 1 n 2
Halo 3 graphical update only
Witcher 1 n 2
Painkiller
March on Mars offworld recon (nobody has ever heard of this but me jfl)
mercedes Benz world racing 1 n 2
Carmaggedon
 
I wont have any games remaster. Stupid goy devs cant even remaster old games. These fags are so out of touch they used AI in a deus ex remaster.
 
Ace combat 4,5, and zero. Battle stations pacific. Battlefield 2 modern combat. Arma Cold War assault. Red orchestra 2.
 
Paper Mario Sticker Star
 
Road Rash 2
EA developed the original and there greedy corpos that love a buck so its possible
 
I wont have any games remaster. Stupid goy devs cant even remaster old games. These fags are so out of touch they used AI in a deus ex remaster.
It's because their motivation is always financial, not artistic. they don't give a shit about screwing up what the original creators intended.
 
I really do but ive seen how remasters are bad ports or how remakes fuck the entire franchise from rewriting history to fucking ruining the franchise.

Id rather have games emulated to PC through GoG like capcom did with the classic resident evil trilogy
 
god of war ghost of sparta
crash of the titans & crash twinsanity
spongebob creature from the krusty krab
god hand
dante's inferno
the sly cooper trilogy
 
Need for Speed: Carbon
Need for Speed: Prostreet
Spider Man: Shattered Dimensions
Spider Man: Web of Shadows
CoD:MW3
Dirt 3
 
Hitman: Codename 47, Silent Assassin, Contracts, Blood Money
 
Witcher 2
Prototype
 
In this climate? None. Assuming that they would be free of DEI, censorship, and other inferior alterations, however:

Ape Escape 1, 2, and 3.

Metal Gear 1 and 2, along with Metal Gear solid.

The Spongebob Movie Game.

Some of the less popular Crash Bandicoot games such as Twinsanity and Wrath of Cortex.

Medievil 2.

Yakuza 4.

Thief 1 and 2.

Wolfenstein 3D.

Tomba.

Twisted Metal 1 and 2.

Assassin's Creed 1.

Many others that I cannot think of off the top of my head.
 
none really cuz remakes usually are downgrades and cashgrabs
and original ends up mogging
So prolly sth that had potential and flopped

but I'm gonna indulge. Assuming they are made well:
RE1 (probably gonna happen eventually)
I also wanted code Veronica and it's announced 2027
Shade wrath of angels
Total overdose
Dead or alive 4 (graphics update only really)
Bioshock 1 n 2 (fuck infinite)
cod 1 n 2 campaign
Dino Crisis 1 n 2 !!!
half life opposing force and blue shift
timeshift
All harry potter games suck so those maybe
Croc
Maybe the oldest of GTAs including 1 n 2
Fallout 1 to 3 and ES 1 to 3 but done by some1 competent not Bethesda
some of the best classic NFS titles
Deus ex
Dooms 1-3


probably many old af games which are 2d or fixed camera.
You are confusing a remaster with a remake.

A remake is for example Resident Evil 1 Remake, but a Remaster is for example the GTA Remastered trilogy. A horrible example, I know, but it is a remaster.
 
Honestly, I have a few in mind and will share them here soon, but tbh, only in a good world would these remasters be done right.

We all know how remasters usually end up being released.
 
The Simpsons: Hit & Run
 
none really cuz remakes usually are downgrades and cashgrabs
and original ends up mogging
So prolly sth that had potential and flopped

but I'm gonna indulge. Assuming they are made well:
RE1 (probably gonna happen eventually)
I also wanted code Veronica and it's announced 2027
Shade wrath of angels
Total overdose
Dead or alive 4 (graphics update only really)
Bioshock 1 n 2 (fuck infinite)
cod 1 n 2 campaign
Dino Crisis 1 n 2 !!!
half life opposing force and blue shift
timeshift
All harry potter games suck so those maybe
Croc
Maybe the oldest of GTAs including 1 n 2
Fallout 1 to 3 and ES 1 to 3 but done by some1 competent not Bethesda
some of the best classic NFS titles
Deus ex
Dooms 1-3


probably many old af games which are 2d or fixed camera.
Afaik you can get a remastered version of Croc on GOG. I remember seeing it. I have never played it as a kid.
Only tried out the OG on an emulator. The controls are clunky af. Nothing to like about it. As a platformer it sucks as.
But afaik the controls have been reworked also.

Check it out if you like the game.

I'd be down for a remaster of GTA 1 and 2 but I'd want them to keep the top down gameplay and make it a mix of 3D and 2D sprites apparently, as in the original.

Just rework all textures and such, make them more detailed and keep the art style. Add stuff like smoking chimneys, night and day cycle, maybe even seasons which can be toggled by the player as well.

I'd like the same treatment for Doom 1 & 2.

Dino Crisis 1 & 2 as well as Parasite Eve should also just be strict remasters.

Btw, I remember that there were differences between the GTA II versions on consoles and PC.

Afaik overall the Sega Dreamcast version was the best, with actual headlight shining at night.
That version apparently also had day and night cycle.

But the problem with strictly remastering old games such as these is that those games were made for actual gamers, not casual fuckfaced normies.

I doubt that they would sell well enough. Normie casuals like fucking movie games and QTEs. QTEs fucking everywhere.

Normies don't want to think, they don't want to devise a strategy, they don't want to plan ahead, calculate, estimate.

Normies want interactive movies.

Literally this is what some console manufacturers have tried to do and failed miserably.

But nowadays, for some reason, this scum has discovered video games... and there are more of them than there are of us, which is why todays devs will have to cater to those masses because the boss has said so.
 
I really do but ive seen how remasters are bad ports or how remakes fuck the entire franchise from rewriting history to fucking ruining the franchise.

Id rather have games emulated to PC through GoG like capcom did with the classic resident evil trilogy
This is about the ONLY good thing crapcom has dine lately.
 
I'd like a proper remaster as well as non woke remake of Spyro: Enter the dragonfly.

The PS2 version is horrible. I know the story behind its development and it's a clusterfuck.

The actual developers get treated like cattle, like animals by publishers and such.
To us they are our heroes, to the employer they are just another employee.

I really empathize with the team which worked on this title and how it all went to shit.

It is a surprise that the game even got released.

Also, this story taught me that barely anything of what we like comes from the developers themselves.
If the publisher won't accept their story / the game, they have to redo it.
It is just about money so they either have to make compromises or have enough money to do whatever they want.
 
Einhander
Afaik you can get a remastered version of Croc on GOG. I remember seeing it. I have never played it as a kid.
Only tried out the OG on an emulator. The controls are clunky af. Nothing to like about it. As a platformer it sucks as.
But afaik the controls have been reworked also.

Check it out if you like the game.

I'd be down for a remaster of GTA 1 and 2 but I'd want them to keep the top down gameplay and make it a mix of 3D and 2D sprites apparently, as in the original.

Just rework all textures and such, make them more detailed and keep the art style. Add stuff like smoking chimneys, night and day cycle, maybe even seasons which can be toggled by the player as well.

I'd like the same treatment for Doom 1 & 2.

Dino Crisis 1 & 2 as well as Parasite Eve should also just be strict remasters.

Btw, I remember that there were differences between the GTA II versions on consoles and PC.

Afaik overall the Sega Dreamcast version was the best, with actual headlight shining at night.
That version apparently also had day and night cycle.

But the problem with strictly remastering old games such as these is that those games were made for actual gamers, not casual fuckfaced normies.

I doubt that they would sell well enough. Normie casuals like fucking movie games and QTEs. QTEs fucking everywhere.

Normies don't want to think, they don't want to devise a strategy, they don't want to plan ahead, calculate, estimate.

Normies want interactive movies.

Literally this is what some console manufacturers have tried to do and failed miserably.

But nowadays, for some reason, this scum has discovered video games... and there are more of them than there are of us, which is why todays devs will have to cater to those masses because the boss has said so.
all facts which is why i wish the concept of remake didnt exist unless its a free update to port old games to new consoles/OS or free OPTIONAL graphical updates. they should be focusing on making new timeless gems instead of working on Fat Nigger Troon part 4
 
Fallout 1 and 2, Star Wars Force Unleashed (first game), and Goat Simulator
 
KOTOR and Dragon age origins for sure, KOTOR had an announcement 4 years ago...smh
 
I don't care for remasters unless the game has terrible bugs or is impossible to play. I suppose you could make a case for old multiplayer games getting a new lease on life.
 
I hate remasteres that add woke elements
 
Csgo remaster
 

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