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Story Tyrone vs Thanos (DEATH BATTLE)

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In the vast, silent expanse of the cosmos, two titans of unparalleled might converged on a barren planet. Thanos, the Mad Titan, stood towering, his skin a mottled purple, eyes burning with the intensity of countless battles fought and won. Across from him, Tyrone, a seemingly ordinary man, yet imbued with the mystic energy that made him a match for gods.

The air crackled with tension as they stared each other down, the fate of the universe hanging in the balance.

"Your quest for power ends here, Thanos," Tyrone declared, his voice resonating with unshakeable conviction.

Thanos smirked, his gauntleted hand flexing. "You believe you can stop me, mortal? I have faced gods and emerged victorious. What hope do you have?"

Tyrone's fists clenched, glowing with a radiant blue energy. "More than you know."

With a roar, Thanos lunged forward, the ground shattering beneath his colossal stride. He swung his gauntlet-clad fist at Tyrone, who deftly sidestepped the blow, the force of which obliterated a nearby rock formation. Tyrone countered with a swift punch to Thanos's midsection, the energy in his fist exploding on impact and driving Thanos back.

Thanos grunted, feeling the sting of the blow. "Impressive, but not enough." He thrust his hand forward, unleashing a torrent of energy from the Infinity Stones embedded in his gauntlet. The beam streaked toward Tyrone, who raised his arms and summoned a shield of light. The energies clashed, creating a blinding explosion that lit up the desolate landscape.

As the dust settled, Tyrone charged through the debris, his movements a blur. He landed a series of rapid strikes on Thanos, each punch and kick infused with the mystic energy that coursed through him. Thanos staggered but quickly regained his footing, grabbing Tyrone by the arm and hurling him across the battlefield. Tyrone tumbled through the air, but righted himself mid-flight and landed gracefully.

Thanos advanced, his face a mask of determination. "You are persistent, but this is where it ends."

Tyrone's eyes narrowed. He tapped into the full extent of his powers, his body enveloped in a brilliant aura. "Not yet, it doesn't."

With a speed that defied comprehension, Tyrone launched himself at Thanos. He unleashed a devastating flurry of blows, each one cracking the armor of the Mad Titan. Thanos swung his gauntlet again, but Tyrone dodged, his movements fluid and precise. He landed a powerful kick to Thanos's head, sending him sprawling.

Thanos roared in fury, his rage boiling over. He raised the gauntlet, channeling the combined power of the Infinity Stones. The sky darkened as he prepared to release a cataclysmic blast.

Tyrone knew he had only one chance. He gathered all his energy into a single, blindingly bright orb and hurled it at Thanos with all his might. The orb collided with the gauntlet just as Thanos unleashed his attack.

The resulting explosion was a blinding supernova, the shockwave rippling across the planet and into the void of space. When the light finally faded, the landscape was scorched and silent. Thanos lay on the ground, his gauntlet shattered, the Infinity Stones scattered and dimmed.

Tyrone stood over him, breathing heavily but victorious. "Your reign of terror is over, Thanos."

Thanos looked up at him, pain and grudging respect in his eyes. "Perhaps... you are right. This universe has no need for the likes of me."

With that, Thanos closed his eyes, his body disintegrating into dust.

Tyrone watched as the particles scattered in the wind. He knew that while this battle was won, the universe would always need its protectors. He looked up at the stars, ready for whatever challenge lay ahead.

For now, though, the cosmos was safe once more and Tyrone can return to his snow bunnies.

KO
 
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He won using -21% of his power
 
Funny part is that the editors and writers at marvel are gigapozzed so this isn't as unlikely as you think.
 
Unsurprisingly, Tyrone wins yet again. But at least he had to struggle a bit. And if Thanos was quicker in charging his attack, he would have defeated Tyrone.
 

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