TRUECEL trait: specific attribute or experience I've had

[Ryo_Hazuki]

FAKECEL trait: antithetical trait or thing I don't like.

I'm right handed, so left handed people are fakecel.

This is demonstrably true because I'm the main character and the ultimate truecel, thus any deviation away from my specific traits or experiences makes you more of a fakecel.

Also you're a fakecel if you like the Knicks, because I don't like them.

 

[anandconda]

Are you tall?

 

[Paladin]

Are you tall?

He's 6'1 so yeah

This is one of the dumbest things I've read on this forum, and that's saying a lot. I've been called "ugly" by girls so many times it would make your head spin and I'm 6'1. You honestly think women think a guy with a sub4 face who's over 6'0 is somehow "good looking"? Just lol.

I wanna write a response to this thread later but I wanna do some postmaxxing first. I mostly agree with it but I have a couple things I wanna say about it

 

[anandconda]

He's 6'1 so yeah

Fakecel. If he's white and not sub 3/10 he isn't the truecel he's describing himself to be