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NEETAndTidy

NEETAndTidy

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I had a few drinks so my already low inhib was nonexistent.

Paid her and was short 75c in change so while I dug through a drawer I tried talking to her and asking if she was single she actually said yes. And when I asked if shed ever wanna text or something she literally just laughed. No saying yes or no. Just fucking laughed. No tip for her.

Brb chugging what beer I have left and watching anime till I hopefully fall asleep

Also she was roughly my age and not even Becky status
 
What was she /10
 
:feelscry:
 
So she didn't want to hook up with her looksmatch who was rummaging through drawers to find 75 cents... not that surprising. I'm more surprised that she didn't invent a boyfriend. Telling you she's single could be a good sign. When they talk to me girls mention boyfriends without me even asking.
 
Angry_runt said:
So she didn't want to hook up with her looksmatch who was rummaging through drawers to find 75 cents... not that surprising. I'm more surprised that she didn't invent a boyfriend. Telling you she's single could be a good sign. When they talk to me girls mention boyfriends without me even asking.
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Good points
 
Good thing you didn't tip. I bet a soyby would take her laugh as she thinking he's funny, then give her a 10 dollar tip so she can buy new lipstick to suck chad's dick with. I would've told her something was wrong with the pizza so she'd have to send it back.
Angry_runt said:
So she didn't want to hook up with her looksmatch who was rummaging through drawers to find 75 cents... not that surprising. I'm more surprised that she didn't invent a boyfriend. Telling you she's single could be a good sign. When they talk to me girls mention boyfriends without me even asking.
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It can also mean she doesn't respect or fear him, that's why she laughed at him.
 
And remember guys, this will happend to you if you're incel but you willing to try and approach.
 
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lol been watching too many pornos b0y0
 
Now she probably thinks she's a model
 
Angry_runt said:
So she didn't want to hook up with her looksmatch who was rummaging through drawers to find 75 cents... not that surprising. I'm more surprised that she didn't invent a boyfriend. Telling you she's single could be a good sign. When they talk to me girls mention boyfriends without me even asking.
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I give exact change. That way I can give a decent 10 dollar tip.
 
RIP your dignity. Good try though.
 
you clearly havent taken 3 showers today and your pERsonality bone is bad
 
Akira said:
Welcome to the club :p
Why do we not have drunk emojis? I’d use them all the time. Lol
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I've BEEN a drunk dude lol
 
Go ER next time
 
At least you got a laugh, I always get a curt "No Thanks" & then a awkward silence
 
If I was that low inhib and she laughed at me, I'd have called her a self-important, vain bitch tbh.
 
You black?
 
Do you feel better after you tried? When I approached foids I felt like shit afterwards even though many people say you're supposed to feel better after you do it.
 
Summer202 said:
Do you feel better after you tried? When I approached foids I felt like shit afterwards even though many people say you're supposed to feel better after you do it.
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I'm chugging beers. How do you think I feel
 
You should have told her you would give her extra tips for sexual favors.
 
NEETAndTidy said:
I had a few drinks so my already low inhib was nonexistent.

Paid her and was short 75c in change so while I dug through a drawer I tried talking to her and asking if she was single she actually said yes. And when I asked if shed ever wanna text or something she literally just laughed. No saying yes or no. Just fucking laughed. No tip for her.

Brb chugging what beer I have left and watching anime till I hopefully fall asleep

Also she was roughly my age and not even Becky status
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That’s a pretty bad time to ask. If you’re her looksmatch and acting like an autist your chances are essentially nil
 
KV- said:
That’s a pretty bad time to ask. If you’re her looksmatch and acting like an autist your chances are essentially nil
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Well I am an autist so fuck it
 
NEETAndTidy said:
I think she wanted a tip and didnt know what to say so she laughed
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She shouldn't have told you she was single in the first place if she didn't want to date you, it's not like you're 80 years old asking her if she's single, she's around your age and looksmatch.
 
Robtical said:
She shouldn't have told you she was single in the first place if she didn't want to date you, it's not like you're 80 years old asking her if she's single, she's around your age and looksmatch.
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That was my logic when asking her. She should have just said she had a boyfriend
 
NEETAndTidy said:
I'm white and 5 foot 6 though
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While I'm all for not tipping roasties (they're getting huge tips from cucks anyways) in my experience only blacks and white trash don't tip.
 
Redpill Robert said:
While I'm all for not tipping roasties (they're getting huge tips from cucks anyways) in my experience only blacks and white trash don't tip.
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I didnt tip because she laughed in my fucking face
 
LOL, that's brave not tipping and reordering from them. Take it from a former food delivery driver: hope you enjoy the delicious taste of bogies and spit.
 
striderhiryu said:
LOL, that's brave not tipping and reordering from them. Take it from a former food delivery driver: hope you enjoy the delicious taste of bogies and spit.
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I know the owner by name from years of ordering
Also I'd sue. I'm from an upper middle class family
 
NEETAndTidy said:
I know the owner by name from years of ordering
Also I'd sue. I'm from an upper middle class family
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You think we'd make any tampering obvious? I've rubbed a kebab between my arsecheeks because the guy I was taking it to didn't tip before and was daft enough to use us again. Honestly it is dangerous to get food from somewhere that you didn't tip. The delivery staff have great memories for that kind of thing.
 
striderhiryu said:
You think we'd make any tampering obvious? I've rubbed a kebab between my arsecheeks because the guy I was taking it to didn't tip before and was daft enough to use us again. Honestly it is dangerous to get food from somewhere that you didn't tip. The delivery staff have great memories for that kind of thing.
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Fuark
 
At least you're making attempts. Truer than 40% of this forum already just from that approach alone.
 
striderhiryu said:
You think we'd make any tampering obvious? I've rubbed a kebab between my arsecheeks because the guy I was taking it to didn't tip before and was daft enough to use us again. Honestly it is dangerous to get food from somewhere that you didn't tip. The delivery staff have great memories for that kind of thing.
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I've tipped well every other time over the past 5 years.
NEETAndTidy said:
I've tipped well every other time over the past 5 years.
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And I speak Italian so the owner and I talk a lot when I'm there
 
A laugh isn't actually a bad thing tbh, you could've pushed forward and just asked for it again tbh.
Worthwhile to try tbh, even though 9/10 times it'll be a no.
 
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